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[INCEL MUSIC] Song by me - Pajeet (Parody of Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift)

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He said, "Let's clean this dirty room
Detergent at the ready, away from the food"
I thought germs can't kill me now
Cleanliness lasts forever, he is going to mop this down

His personality is so charismatic as hell
He's so bald but he does it so well
I can see his shiny head gleam
My one condition is

Say you'll remember me standing in your closet
Staring at your broom set, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Because I'll remember you Pa-aa-jeet, ah-ha
Pa-aa-jeet, ah-ha

I said, "I love your job and what you do"
Janitorial professionalism, he's leaning on his broom
The wet sploshing is a beautiful sound
Cleanliness lasts forever, he is mopping the floor now

His personality is so charismatic as hell
He's so bald but he does it so well
As I admire his clean brown skin
My last request is

Say you'll remember me standing in your closet
Staring at your broom set, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Because I'll remember you Pa-aa-jeet, ah-ha
Pa-aa-jeet, ah-ha

You always treat me just right
No dark triad, you never fight
Cleanin' it down
I know you won't leave me
You won't need memories
You'll be around
You always treat me just right
No dark triad, you never fight
Cleanin' it down
I know you won't leave me
You won't need memories
You'll be around

Say you'll remember me standing in your closet
Staring at your broom set, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
We don't have to pretend

Say you'll remember me standing in your closet
Staring at your broom set, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
We don't have to (pretend, pretend)
I love you Pa-aa-jeet, ah-ha
(I love you)
Pa-aa-jeet, ah-ha

Pa-aa-jeet, ah-ha










You can follow along with super roastie Taylor Swift singing:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMDJbID8F4


I put the lyric video because the actual video is sui fuel imo.
 

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Read the whole song you wrote but never heard the original song and won’t listen to it either.
 
Tay Tay needs to be cut open with a sharp knife and stomped on.
 
The original is a bit of an ode to dark triad Chads by a roastie
Brutal. Havent seen the dark triad pill in a while. The true working on your personality that gets result (for normies).
 
The original is a bit of an ode to dark triad Chads by a roastie
Ah, yes, especially the part where she says "He'S sO tAlL aNd DoEs iT So WeLl".
 

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