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Bedford Stye
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I don't attend bars, except for a football game. A bartender there told me this happened during the Georgia vs Ohio State game..
A normie, borderline incel had a date with a Becky through online. The Becky didn't know his height ((5.7)). But pic was ok. She straight out told him,,,if he was short sshed get up and leave.
Boyo hired a good looking tall student to go on this date. He agreed, being a drama minor, and took on the 'role'.
Becky fell in love with this Chad instantly, however, she couldn't get him to say what his profession was. Just that he made triple figures.
My bartender pal told me he heard most of this Convo, and my buddy filled him in later on the details.
Finally Chad told her he was a MORTICIAN.
"A WHAT"? she exclaimed.
"A dude that drains blood and floods crud". A mortician joke.
Becky actually choked on her appetizer. Totally mortified.
She got an Uber and vanished, but five minutes later the Chad texted "lol was just joking"..
She air mailed him for the next four hours but he blocked her.
A normie, borderline incel had a date with a Becky through online. The Becky didn't know his height ((5.7)). But pic was ok. She straight out told him,,,if he was short sshed get up and leave.
Boyo hired a good looking tall student to go on this date. He agreed, being a drama minor, and took on the 'role'.
Becky fell in love with this Chad instantly, however, she couldn't get him to say what his profession was. Just that he made triple figures.
My bartender pal told me he heard most of this Convo, and my buddy filled him in later on the details.
Finally Chad told her he was a MORTICIAN.
"A WHAT"? she exclaimed.
"A dude that drains blood and floods crud". A mortician joke.
Becky actually choked on her appetizer. Totally mortified.
She got an Uber and vanished, but five minutes later the Chad texted "lol was just joking"..
She air mailed him for the next four hours but he blocked her.





