I've had an idea for an incel Halloween costume for several years now. I pass on my thoughts for next year.
Dressed nice in current "fashion" (clueless)
Deoderant sticks taped to underarms
Axe body spray can strapped around neck + Little tree car airfresheners.
Dating for dummies book
Neckbeard
Spraying perfume around obnoxiously
ar-15 toy gun strapped to your back
The piece de resistance a showerhead + tube with a bottle of water taped to your back so you can literally shower every 30 seconds
Character:
Be overconfident jump into conversations. Apologize for being confident. Obviously read from dating book and try out advice on the hottest women in the room. Interrupt yourself to take 30 second increment showers continue on like it isn't unusual. Over use of finger guns, unfunny jokes. That's what she said! Not! If people catch on and start engaging you, take out a 1989 Gameboy and ignore them. Make pop culture references but get them wrong. Make up your own science facts. Propose toasts to people you don't know. Wish random people happy birthday.
Dressed nice in current "fashion" (clueless)
Deoderant sticks taped to underarms
Axe body spray can strapped around neck + Little tree car airfresheners.
Dating for dummies book
Neckbeard
Spraying perfume around obnoxiously
ar-15 toy gun strapped to your back
The piece de resistance a showerhead + tube with a bottle of water taped to your back so you can literally shower every 30 seconds
Character:
Be overconfident jump into conversations. Apologize for being confident. Obviously read from dating book and try out advice on the hottest women in the room. Interrupt yourself to take 30 second increment showers continue on like it isn't unusual. Over use of finger guns, unfunny jokes. That's what she said! Not! If people catch on and start engaging you, take out a 1989 Gameboy and ignore them. Make pop culture references but get them wrong. Make up your own science facts. Propose toasts to people you don't know. Wish random people happy birthday.
