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News Incel got laid just by renting a Ferrari 488GTB

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This might sound incredibly fucking weird but that’s what actually happened!!
He rented a Ferrari 488GTB for a day and picked up a 6.5/10 white blonde girl and fucked her!!
This shit is expensive as fuck but good shit it works. I’m trying this shit fr I swear the god.
 
lol what a waste of money
 
I should have leased and picked up a high school chick in a badass car
 
lol what a waste of money
this

fucking lol if you have to spend money to have sex

chad walks around the city in a donkey and gets threesomes with jailbaits and their moms
 
Why don't you get an escort ? Cheaper and better. I mean the girl would bang you for your money anyways right ?
 
It'd be cheaper to just get a hooker,though he at least got some form of validation I guess?
 
Oh I forgot to mention that it cost him 475$ for a day so it’s not incredibly expensive *^
 
Lol at renting a car for getting laid. If I rented a supercar I would actually do it for the thrill of driving it
 
what the fuck.
 
Why don't you get an escort ? Cheaper and better. I mean the girl would bang you for your money anyways right ?

Literally my first throught. If you're going to buy expensive shit to pick up women you might as well just bang an escort.
 
Why don't you get an escort ? Cheaper and better. I mean the girl would bang you for your money anyways right ?

reminder if you hire an escort you dont belong here
 
you had sex... so you are no celibate

That's an exception. Anyone can get laid by paying an escort.

What really matters is being able to have sex with a regular woman without paying.

I thought everyone knew this
 
reminder if you hire an escort you dont belong here
That’s so stupid you’re still an Incel if you fuck an escort because you didn’t fucking attract her she came because you spend 280$ to fuck her and she will leave immediately after you nut but you’re not an incel if you pick random girl up and fuck her for free
 
That's an exception. Anyone can get laid by paying an escort.

What really matters is being able to have sex with a regular woman without paying.

I thought everyone knew this


btw when do you find sites with escorts? do you pick them up with your car ( i dont drive) ? can you please me tell me the procedure. do they supply you with condoms? i have never had sex before obviously and i dont even know where to insert my penis at this point. what if i am nervous? the situation seems pretty stressful
 
That’s so stupid you’re still an Incel if you fuck an escort because you didn’t fucking attract her she came because you spend 280$ to fuck her and she will leave immediately after you nut but you’re not an incel if you pick random girl up and fuck her for free

i see your point. i really want to find a girlfriend. i am about to rope....
 
btw when do you find sites with escorts? do you pick them up with your car ( i dont drive) ? can you please me tell me the procedure. do they supply you with condoms? i have never had sex before obviously and i dont even know where to insert my penis at this point. what if i am nervous? the situation seems pretty stressful

backpage, eroticmonkey, theescortreview etc.

Research their number to see if they have a lot of good reviews so you won't get busted by an undercover cop

I still live with my parents so I usually go to their place. Some give you a condom, some don't.
 
backpage, eroticmonkey, theescortreview etc.

Research their number to see if they have a lot of good reviews so you won't get busted by an undercover cop

I still live with my parents so I usually go to their place. Some give you a condom, some don't.


i live in Greece so escorting is legal.

if i want to get laid for example tomorrow what should i do

i have not fapped for about 15 days and now its the best time
 
backpage, eroticmonkey, theescortreview etc.

Research their number to see if they have a lot of good reviews so you won't get busted by an undercover cop

I still live with my parents so I usually go to their place. Some give you a condom, some don't.


also how do you call them ? on a payphone?
 
This might sound incredibly fucking weird but that’s what actually happened!!
He rented a Ferrari 488GTB for a day and picked up a 6.5/10 white blonde girl and fucked her!!
This shit is expensive as fuck but good shit it works. I’m trying this shit fr I swear the god.

Lol, being rich and getting laid is the same as just getting a whore for an hour.
 
Lol, being rich and getting laid is the same as just getting a whore for an hour.
Well no cuz he picked the girl up didn’t buy her pussy from the bacpage he got the shit for free
 
Well no cuz he picked the girl up didn’t buy her pussy from the bacpage he got the shit for free
>He got that shit for free
He got that shit for renting a ferrari, Chad doesn't need a ferrari to get laid.
 
I doubt this is true
 

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