Story Incel Basketball Analogy

[Deleted member 19756]

When I was younger 5'7" me wanted to dunk the ball on a 10 foot hoop. I practiced running and jumping at the hoop everyday.

I got a little bit closer for awhile and eventually I plateaued. I was very dissatisfied that I wasn't tall enough and couldn't jump high enough. So what did I do?

I didn't give up. I didn't yell and scream at the hoop.

I lowered the hoop. And then dunked a lot of balls.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

And then genetic Chad with no days of training just does it in one go. Its over.

 

[TheSecondComing]

It over

 

[Deleted member 19756]

And then genetic Chad with no days of training just does it in one go. Its over.

I didn't conform to the game, I fundamentally changed it.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I didn't conform to the game, I fundamentally changed it.

Based, now try the same thing but attempt to get laid. Tbh

 

[Neggr]

Its over.

 

[Dionysus]

um ok mate

 

[FrothySolutions]

This strangely made me feel better.

 

[Microsoft Excel]

Analougy to lower our standards? Doesn't work, we are a little bump in the ground unable to hold the basketball and unable to make any attempt at moving

 

[FlamingCel]

There should be a manlets basketball team

 

[seija]

And then genetic Chad with no days of training just does it in one go. Its over.

 

[Deleted member 19756]

There should be a manlets basketball team

Yes man! The MBA. Manlet Basketball Association. Basketball is discriminatory against manlets. All they have to do is lower the hoop.

 

[KingOfRome]

My take: If you're ugly, move to a spot where most men are uglier than you.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

My take: If you're ugly, move to a spot where most men are uglier than you.

That's probably as close as it gets, adhering to this analogy. That or plastic surgery.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

The problem is that we're not allowed to lower the hoops, they're cemented in place so you're out of luck and will suffer if you can't reach.

The best people like us can hope for is lottery winning luck in getting something other people have by just existing.

 

[Deleted member 19756]

The problem is that we're not allowed to lower the hoops, they're cemented in place so you're out of luck and will suffer if you can't reach.

The best people like us can hope for is lottery winning luck in getting something other people have by just existing.

It's open for interpretation. You could play the lottery for decades and never win. A whole life of wageslaving just for a microscopic chance of winning. You could become the person running the lottery or a bank robber. Anyway you look at it, you won't win the lottery.

 

[needsolution]

i used to play in basketball a lot in childhood, i was the shorest but i had good aim and was scoring a lot

 

[Ignas]

I was dissatisfied that I can't score as much as my taller friends. I was disappointed that I'm not tall enough for basketball.

I didn't yell nor whine. What did I do? I stopped playing and LDAR

 

[Vermilioncore]

You will lose at everything in life. Just like me.

 

[ReallyRice]

Is this cucktears propaganda?
Just lower your standards bro

 

[PPEcel]

Yes man! The MBA. Manlet Basketball Association. Basketball is discriminatory against manlets. All they have to do is lower the hoop.

Every sport is discriminatory against one group or another. I don't have Michael Phelps' long arms and giant feet. I don't have the frame to throw a shot put really far. I get brutally heightmogged by college volleyball foids. There's nothing I can do to change those characteristics.

Life is like a twisted game of blackjack where we are handed a hard 16 every time and the dealer gets to cheat, shuffle through all the cards, and pick which cards she wants.

The problem is that we're not allowed to lower the hoops, they're cemented in place so you're out of luck and will suffer if you can't reach.

The best people like us can hope for is lottery winning luck in getting something other people have by just existing.

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