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ProudIncelistani

ProudIncelistani

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Look at those images. What do they ALL have in common?
  • Super Forwards and High Maxilla
  • Super High Cheekbones
  • Super Strong Jawline
To be a male model, they all have had to have all these characteristics (otherwise they wouldn't be present there) and you mean to tell me that 'Looks are subjective'?
 
i saw women calling sean o'pry and chico "average looking" and "not my type" so idk bro.
 
i saw women calling sean o'pry and chico "average looking" and "not my type" so idk bro.

To be fair, Sean is a 6.5/10 and Chico is a 7/10. They are good looking, well-above average, but nowhere near the perfect men they're made out to be.
 
not even going to look at that shit, gas all the bitches in that subreddit
 
look at their skin colour
 
To be fair, Sean is a 6.5/10 and Chico is a 7/10. They are good looking, well-above average, but nowhere near the perfect men they're made out to be.
What's an 8 or 9 to you? Jfl at giving male models modest ratings
 
Jesus, that sub is suicide fuel. GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO BE ATTRACTIVE FUCKKKKK :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelscry::feelscry::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
To be fair, Sean is a 6.5/10 and Chico is a 7/10. They are good looking, well-above average, but nowhere near the perfect men they're made out to be.

ok tbh i can kind of agree with you on sean, but not 6.5, sean is like a 7.5-8 in my opinion. but chico? i mean he's almost a literally perfect male, there's no way he's a 7. 8.5 in my opinion or even 9, he has the perfect mix of masculine and feminine features i mean that guy is a fucking god.
 
when i see what i could have been or should have been i want to kill myself. it makes me feel like there is no god
 
They are. Some like this guy's 10/10 eye-area/maxillary development, but others prefer that guy's full nw0 hair/wide razor-sharp jawline. It's all subjective bruh Awkward old man smile
 
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ok tbh i can kind of agree with you on sean, but not 6.5, sean is like a 7.5-8 in my opinion. but chico? i mean he's almost a literally perfect male, there's no way he's a 7. 8.5 in my opinion or even 9, he has the perfect mix of masculine and feminine features i mean that guy is a fucking god.

Each to their own, I guess. I have listed a number of guys who, in my opinion, mog Sean and Chico into oblivion. I am curious as to your rating for each and every one of them.


What's an 8 or 9 to you? Jfl at giving male models modest ratings

I don't think I've rated any 9s. But here are a couple of 8s-8.5s. Most male models fall in the 4-6/10 range. Models aren't models because of their beauty, but because of their unique traits (full lips, hooded eyes, bushy eyebrows, etc). The same goes for female models. These unique traits do not translate into beauty per se, hence why my ratings are fair and square. Like I asked whogivesafucc, I am interested in what your individual ratings are for the men listed below.

Drew Fuller, Zayn Malik, Ian Somerhalder, Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles and Colton Haynes.

Drew Fuller

SGG-072684-Drew-Fuller-400x582.jpg


Zayn Malik

zayn-malik-zayn-malik-love-3-32687148-500-751.jpg


Ian Somerhalder

1307-ian-somerhalder-1502999281.jpg


Tom Welling (young)

Smallville-L-evolution-physique-de-Tom-Welling.jpg


Jensen Ackles

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Colton Haynes

1242911076001_4881980304001_hulu-coltonhaynes-050616.jpg
 
Each to their own, I guess. I have listed a number of guys who, in my opinion, mog Sean and Chico into oblivion. I am curious as to your rating for each and every one of them.




I don't think I've rated any 9s. But here are a couple of 8s-8.5s. Most male models fall in the 4-6/10 range. Models aren't models because of their beauty, but because of their unique traits (full lips, hooded eyes). The same goes for female models. These unique traits do not translate into beauty, hence why my ratings are fair and square. Like I asked whogivesafucc, I am interested in what your individual ratings are for the men listed below.

Drew Fuller, Zayn Malik, Ian Somerhalder, Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles and Colton Haynes.

Drew Fuller

SGG-072684-Drew-Fuller-400x582.jpg


Zayn Malik

zayn-malik-zayn-malik-love-3-32687148-500-751.jpg


Ian Somerhalder

1307-ian-somerhalder-1502999281.jpg


Tom Welling (young)

Smallville-L-evolution-physique-de-Tom-Welling.jpg


Jensen Ackles

b80b6c5df5b3ee0bc02ae8d86964a81c.jpg


Colton Haynes

1242911076001_4881980304001_hulu-coltonhaynes-050616.jpg
Some of them are good, Some of them are meh...
 
Some of them are good, Some of them are meh...

Are you referring to the guys I listed? None of them are currently, but at least four of them are former models. (Tom Welling, Colton Haynes, Drew Fuller and Jensen Ackles.)
 
Each to their own, I guess. I have listed a number of guys who, in my opinion, mog Sean and Chico into oblivion. I am curious as to your rating for each and every one of them.




I don't think I've rated any 9s. But here are a couple of 8s-8.5s. Most male models fall in the 4-6/10 range. Models aren't models because of their beauty, but because of their unique traits (full lips, hooded eyes, bushy eyebrows, etc). The same goes for female models. These unique traits do not translate into beauty per se, hence why my ratings are fair and square. Like I asked whogivesafucc, I am interested in what your individual ratings are for the men listed below.

Drew Fuller, Zayn Malik, Ian Somerhalder, Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles and Colton Haynes.

Drew Fuller

SGG-072684-Drew-Fuller-400x582.jpg


Zayn Malik

zayn-malik-zayn-malik-love-3-32687148-500-751.jpg


Ian Somerhalder

1307-ian-somerhalder-1502999281.jpg


Tom Welling (young)

Smallville-L-evolution-physique-de-Tom-Welling.jpg


Jensen Ackles

b80b6c5df5b3ee0bc02ae8d86964a81c.jpg


Colton Haynes

1242911076001_4881980304001_hulu-coltonhaynes-050616.jpg

jensen ackles, ian somerhalder, colton haynes, and zayn malik mog everything tbh. not feeling the other two too much though, even though they are of course, above a 7 at the very MINIMUM.
 
Are you referring to the guys I listed? None of them are currently, but at least four of them are former models. (Tom Welling, Colton Haynes, Drew Fuller and Jensen Ackles.)
Yes. Some of them are still good, some of them you can tell they aren't models anymore
 
i saw women calling sean o'pry and chico "average looking" and "not my type" so idk bro.
You ever notice how the people obsessed with these male models are all dudes? Sometimes I wonder if women are even into men at all.
 
jensen ackles, ian somerhalder, colton haynes, and zayn malik mog everything tbh. not feeling the other two too much though, even though they are of course, above a 7 at the very MINIMUM.

I'm offended, I am in awe because of Tom Welling's insane jawline. Just watch him in Smallville. Top-tier model looks + good personality = literal Superman. Both Jensen and Ian starred in Smallville as well. Jensen actually auditioned for Clark Kent's part, but it ultimately went to Tom, who had apparently turned down the role a few times. He was scouted as a male model when he was working in construction, along with Ashton Kutcher. Out of curiosity, what don't you like about Drew Fuller and Tom Welling?
 
They don't have all the features he listed
They don't have the features I listed, hence they're "average" and not "good".
You ever notice how the people obsessed with these male models are all dudes? Sometimes I wonder if women are even into men at all.
No, they're all Bisexual, and ALL Bisexual people are going to hell!
 
I'm offended, I am in awe because of Tom Welling's insane jawline. Just watch him in Smallville. Top-tier model looks + good personality = literal Superman. Both Jensen and Ian starred in Smallville as well. Jensen actually auditioned for Clark Kent's part, but it ultimately went to Tom, who had apparently turned down the role a few times. He was scouted as a male model when he was working in construction, along with Ashton Kutcher. Out of curiosity, what don't you like about Drew Fuller and Tom Welling?

They're pretty plain looking in comparison to the other guys, but of course if they were put next to a normie male they would mog the living literal fuck out of him kek.
 
They're pretty plain looking in comparison to the other guys, but of course if they were put next to a normie male they would mog the living literal fuck out of him kek.
Mogged to the Astral Plane kek
Some of them have aged badly, indeed. Tom Welling in particular.
Yea, it's like, take a look at him now, and I would've guessed that he made his living in his 20's as someone with a Business Degree, not modelling kek
 
They're pretty plain looking in comparison to the other guys, but of course if they were put next to a normie male they would mog the living literal fuck out of him kek.

Is plain really the word you're looking for? Drew's bushy eyebrows and Tom's jawline, both are characteristics that objectively aren't plain. How many guys do you see with such jawlines? How many guys have you seen with bushy eyebrows? But like I said earlier, each to their own!
Mogged to the Astral Plane kek

Yea, it's like, take a look at him now, and I would've guessed that he made his living in his 20's as someone with a Business Degree, not modelling kek

Kek, poor Tom. I personally am not a fan of his modeling era pics. I think he looked best during Smallville.
 
Is plain really the word you're looking for? Drew's bushy eyebrows and Tom's jawline, both are characteristics that objectively aren't plain. How many guys do you see with such jawlines? How many guys have you seen with bushy eyebrows? But like I said earlier, each to their own!
In comparison to other models it's a tiny bit plain, but to the general male populace of the world it's golden
 
In comparison to other models it's a tiny bit plain, but to the general male populace of the world it's golden

I can see how that applies to Drew's eyebrows, but Tom's jawline is the most robust I have ever seen. Try looking at other pictures of his younger years and you will see.
 
No, they're all Bisexual, and ALL Bisexual people are going to hell!
Most claim to be straight. I see a hell of a lot of male model worship on Lookism/BB Misc.

Real women are more interested in taking selfies and receiving validation than gawking at male models.
 
Each to their own, I guess. I have listed a number of guys who, in my opinion, mog Sean and Chico into oblivion. I am curious as to your rating for each and every one of them.




I don't think I've rated any 9s. But here are a couple of 8s-8.5s. Most male models fall in the 4-6/10 range. Models aren't models because of their beauty, but because of their unique traits (full lips, hooded eyes, bushy eyebrows, etc). The same goes for female models. These unique traits do not translate into beauty per se, hence why my ratings are fair and square. Like I asked whogivesafucc, I am interested in what your individual ratings are for the men listed below.

Drew Fuller, Zayn Malik, Ian Somerhalder, Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles and Colton Haynes.

Drew Fuller

SGG-072684-Drew-Fuller-400x582.jpg


Zayn Malik

zayn-malik-zayn-malik-love-3-32687148-500-751.jpg


Ian Somerhalder

1307-ian-somerhalder-1502999281.jpg


Tom Welling (young)

Smallville-L-evolution-physique-de-Tom-Welling.jpg


Jensen Ackles

b80b6c5df5b3ee0bc02ae8d86964a81c.jpg


Colton Haynes

1242911076001_4881980304001_hulu-coltonhaynes-050616.jpg

Drew Fuller's about a 7.5. Good hairline and contrast, but not the most striking bones.

Zayn Malik copes with extreme pretty boy appeal with the insane hairline and excellent skin but lacks robust bones. Pretty boys generally attract higher quality girls though, so it's irrelevant. 8

Somerhalder: 9 (Subjective)

Welling was an 8 in his prime

Ackles is a 7 from that pic alone (unflattering), but has nice contrast and angularity.

Colton Haynes: 8.5

*It's all subjective, but Somerhalder is a clear cut 9 imo. That's the max rating anyone should dish out, and he makes the cut
 
Drew Fuller's about a 7.5. Good hairline and contrast, but not the most striking bones.

Zayn Malik copes with extreme pretty boy appeal with the insane hairline and excellent skin but lacks robust bones. Pretty boys generally attract higher quality girls though, so it's irrelevant. 8

Somerhalder: 9 (Subjective)

Welling was an 8 in his prime

Ackles is a 7 from that pic alone (unflattering), but has nice contrast and angularity.

Colton Haynes: 8.5

*It's all subjective, but Somerhalder is a clear cut 9 imo. That's the max rating anyone should dish out, and he makes the cut

I agree that 9 is the max rating anyone can get. Also, you're right, it's the pretty boys that attract most top-tier girls. I also want to include another model who I thought was really good looking. He's the only non-white on this list next to Zayn, who is half white. Here's a Mexican model. Andoni Garcia. What do you rate him? Personally I can't decide between 8-8.5/10. He's got really great coloring.

@whogivesafucc @ProudIncelistani rate him as well.

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I agree that 9 is the max rating anyone can get. Also, you're right, it's the pretty boys that attract most top-tier girls. I also want to include another model who I thought was really good looking. He's the only non-white on this list next to Zayn, who is half white. Here's a Mexican model. Andoni Garcia. What do you rate him? Personally I can't decide between 8-8.5/10. He's got really great coloring.

@whogivesafucc @ProudIncelistani rate him as well.

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That's... actually pretty good! (Compared to the general populace and other male models even)
7.5-8/10 from me!
 
That's... actually pretty good! (Compared to the general populace and other male models even)
7.5-8/10 from me!
What I would do to look like him, or anyone else I listed.
 
I agree that 9 is the max rating anyone can get. Also, you're right, it's the pretty boys that attract most top-tier girls. I also want to include another model who I thought was really good looking. He's the only non-white on this list next to Zayn, who is half white. Here's a Mexican model. Andoni Garcia. What do you rate him? Personally I can't decide between 8-8.5/10. He's got really great coloring.

@whogivesafucc @ProudIncelistani rate him as well.

7df10ac0d577d517dbfde6349dfca7d9.jpg
8. He'd be higher with a more robust lower third and golden-tinted skin. That's just my subjective opinion
 
Each to their own, I guess. I have listed a number of guys who, in my opinion, mog Sean and Chico into oblivion. I am curious as to your rating for each and every one of them.




I don't think I've rated any 9s. But here are a couple of 8s-8.5s. Most male models fall in the 4-6/10 range. Models aren't models because of their beauty, but because of their unique traits (full lips, hooded eyes, bushy eyebrows, etc). The same goes for female models. These unique traits do not translate into beauty per se, hence why my ratings are fair and square. Like I asked whogivesafucc, I am interested in what your individual ratings are for the men listed below.

Drew Fuller, Zayn Malik, Ian Somerhalder, Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles and Colton Haynes.

Drew Fuller

SGG-072684-Drew-Fuller-400x582.jpg


Zayn Malik

zayn-malik-zayn-malik-love-3-32687148-500-751.jpg


Ian Somerhalder

1307-ian-somerhalder-1502999281.jpg


Tom Welling (young)

Smallville-L-evolution-physique-de-Tom-Welling.jpg


Jensen Ackles

b80b6c5df5b3ee0bc02ae8d86964a81c.jpg


Colton Haynes

1242911076001_4881980304001_hulu-coltonhaynes-050616.jpg

Did you ever notice how almost every major league movie star has a bigger forehead (ie. higher hairline) than every guy you posted except Ian and less sharp jawline than most as well?

I notice in the gay male modelling industry most guys need to have ultra high FWHR and super low square hairlines plus wide square jaws. But the guys who make millions per movie tend to look more like this:

MV5BMTkxMzk4MjQ4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzExODQxOA@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg


MV5BNjUxNDcwMTg4Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjU4NDYyOA@@._V1_UY317_CR15,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

MV5BMTQzMjkwNTQ2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTQ4MTQ4MTE@._V1_UY317_CR18,0,214,317_AL_.jpg


All still handsome, but a completely different phenotype from the type that gay guys on that reddit jerk off to. Or the ones you listed, who are all much smaller stars than the ones I posted.

Thoughts?
 
To be fair, Sean is a 6.5/10 and Chico is a 7/10. They are good looking, well-above average, but nowhere near the perfect men they're made out to be.
Well, I see your ratings are just as terrible as ever. There is no way sean is lower than an 8. 6.5? LOL. Massive coping there my friend
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Well, I see your ratings are just as terrible as ever. There is no way sean is lower than an 8. 6.5? LOL. Massive coping there my friend
ZSMvpNX.jpg

CsbIYDI.jpg

QemLHC2.jpg

I don't understand why people say my ratings are terrible because I don't hype the models Lookism does. Sean looks like an alien, he is not higher than a 6.5/10 at all, it's a good rating. I don't give out many 6.5s. Jordan Barrett is another weird-looking plastic reptile I don't see the appeal of.
Did you ever notice how almost every major league movie star has a bigger forehead (ie. higher hairline) than every guy you posted except Ian and less sharp jawline than most as well?

I notice in the gay male modelling industry most guys need to have ultra high FWHR and super low square hairlines plus wide square jaws. But the guys who make millions per movie tend to look more like this:

MV5BMTkxMzk4MjQ4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzExODQxOA@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg


MV5BNjUxNDcwMTg4Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjU4NDYyOA@@._V1_UY317_CR15,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

MV5BMTQzMjkwNTQ2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTQ4MTQ4MTE@._V1_UY317_CR18,0,214,317_AL_.jpg


All still handsome, but a completely different phenotype from the type that gay guys on that reddit jerk off to. Or the ones you listed, who are all much smaller stars than the ones I posted.

Thoughts?

Nice analysis, I think you are right. It's pertinent to note that the guys you listed are all movie stars, whereas the guys I listed are TV show stars. Perhaps it has to do with the longevity of a movie and a TV show; movies clock in at 90 minutes, so you won't need a really good looking guy to keep female viewers, but TV shows run for much longer than just 90 minutes, and in order to keep the female viewers glued to their television screens, they need top-tier looking guys.
 
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