LifeFuel In which army you would prefer to serve durning WW2 ?

Which?

  • German

    Votes: 24 41.4%
  • Soviet

    Votes: 7 12.1%
  • USA

    Votes: 4 6.9%
  • French

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Japanese

    Votes: 8 13.8%
  • Italian

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • British

    Votes: 3 5.2%
  • Other

    Votes: 12 20.7%

  • Total voters
    58
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Personally, I would prefer to serve in english army, though Im a ruski (sovetski) chelovek (человек-man) I wanna to be english pretty boy who was born in early 1920s, banged some nice english girl and was recruited to army in 1939 to serve The Crone, I would fight on the nice battlefields of French and come home as a winner.
I dont like other armyes because its not that aesthetic and they either fight in shitholes or lose.






Sry if my english is bad
 
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swiss army so I don't have to die
 
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german army so i can die
 
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Incelistan army
 
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IamJacksBrokenHeart said:
german army so i can die
 
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Can I roll Islam?
 
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Japan, I can definitely see myself as a kamikazecel.
 
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Weebcel, you already know which one I'll pick pewpew.

crestfallencel said:
Japan, I can definitely see myself as a kamikazecel.
I'd join so I can commit warcrimes on the Chinese front pewpew.
 
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UninspiredGuy1 said:
Can I roll Islam?
I think there were muslim troops in the SS maybe
 
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Anonymous MG said:
I'd join so I can commit warcrimes on the Chinese front pewpew.
Weird way to ascend but okay
 
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Japan ----- brutal, no holds barred, unethical military tactics and get to enjoy comfort women (I'd serve in the Dutch East Indies so I can enjoy some nice Dutch Eurasian foids)

I didn't choose German, because although we both share a dislike of Jews and Gypsies, I'm not Aryan looking enough.
 
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Japanese, what else. To fight against muricanian evil
 
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grandfather served in the red army I guess so would I
 
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Golden Horde tbh.
 
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Anonymous MG said:
Does this mean that stormcels and weebcels would have an alliance like the real axis powers did pewpew?
yes then procreate to make hapa nation wep wep
 
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USA lol. Even though they were on the cucked side, your life as a US soldier was much better than any other soldier in that time. Especially with the endless supply of arms and food.
 
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HidekiTojota said:
USA lol. Even though they were on the cucked side, your life as a US soldier was much better than any other soldier in that time. Especially with the endless supply of arms and food.

High IQ, despite the US was much less cucked at that time
 
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On the winning side kek
 
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HidekiTojota said:
USA lol. Even though they were on the cucked side, your life as a US soldier was much better than any other soldier in that time. Especially with the endless supply of arms and food.
My nigga, your username is literally the general of the IJA.

I'd rather die fighting, I don't really have anything to live for, and it'd be quite fun while it lasts pewpew.
 
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none but german was most based
 
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Anonymous MG said:
My nigga, your username is literally the general of the IJA.

I'd rather die fighting, I don't really have anything to live for, and it'd be quite fun while it lasts pewpew.
War Minister*. Yes I know, but look at the average life of a Japanese soldier during the Pacific War. It was complete hell with the lack of supplies. They lived on muddy water and bugs and at the end participated in massive banzai charges on orders. Yeah, not a very great life..
 
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HidekiTojota said:
War Minister*. Yes I know, but look at the average life of a Japanese soldier during the Pacific War. It was complete hell with the lack of supplies. They lived on muddy water and bugs and at the end participated in massive banzai charges on orders. Yeah, not a very great life..
I mean, he had plenty of titles. He was known as the general of the IJA, war minister, and prime minister of the country. He was a modern shogunate at the time, with the emperor being the figurehead and him being the one who actually ran the country (which is ironic considering the fact that the civil war they fought was supposed to be about putting the emperor back in power).

I'd rather be bitten by 1000 mosquitos in a hellish swamp in the Philippines, not having slept or ate for 5 days, being ordered to run straight into machinegun fire in a banzai charge to my certain death than fight for a nation of people who despise me pewpew.
 
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Anonymous MG said:
I mean, he had plenty of titles. He was known as the general of the IJA, war minister, and prime minister of the country. He was a modern shogunate at the time, with the emperor being the figurehead and him being the one who actually ran the country (which is ironic considering the fact that the civil war they fought was supposed to be about putting the emperor back in power).
Lol I know, I major in Jap history in uni.

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I'd rather be bitten by 1000 mosquitos in a hellish swamp in the Philippines, not having slept or ate for 5 days, being ordered to run straight into machinegun fire in a banzai charge to my certain death than fight for a nation of people who despise me pewpew.
The US wouldn’t despise you in that time though. The US in the 1940s isn’t the same as the current US.
 
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Daydreamincel said:
swiss army so I don't have to die
Beat me to it haha
 
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HidekiTojota said:
Lol I know, I major in Jap history in uni.
Oh, sounds like an interesting major, I like history too but I need the money from wagecucking for some silicon valley company in California so I can get better copes.
HidekiTojota said:
The US wouldn’t despise you in that time though. The US in the 1940s isn’t the same as the current US.
I just could not in good conscious fight for the US knowing what they'll eventually turn into, it's just not appealing to me pewpew.
 
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Non, since i would've to leave my room.
 
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Anonymous MG said:
Oh, sounds like an interesting major, I like history too but I need the money from wagecucking for some silicon valley company in California so I can get better copes.
Over for Americancels, uni here is like 2000 euros every year.

Anonymous MG said:
I just could not in good conscious fight for the US knowing what they'll eventually turn into, it's just not appealing to me pewpew.
Yeah but I made my choice because I pictured myself in that period. Someone in the 1940s could never possibly know that in about 80 years his country would become cucked as shit.
 
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non germanics fighting for nazis is just so fucking cucked
>inb4 muh indian ss cannon fodder
 
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Wehrmacht in the Afrika Korps. Would have been something different than freezing to death in the USSR.
 
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teh nazis xd
 
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IamJacksBrokenHeart said:
german army so i can die

This. Plus I'll get to some nice stuff to the soviets.
 
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The Soviets because they raped 2 million german foids
 
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German because I’m part German myself
 
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Germans since they were the true "good guys" of that shitty Jew created fratricidal war amongst whites.
 
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They dont enlist gorillas so none.

 
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HidekiTojota said:
USA lol. Even though they were on the cucked side, your life as a US soldier was much better than any other soldier in that time. Especially with the endless supply of arms and food.
same + winning side
Murdoch89 said:
The Soviets because they raped 2 million german foids
tempting, but shit life quality
 
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None of them
 
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Finnish, so I can kill ruskies AND nazis
 
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German, so that I could fuck traitor French foids