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ManOfVengeance

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I will commit suicide by erotic asphyxiation, hanging myself with a auto fleshlight masturbater attached to my dick.
 
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in any way that is not painful, i would like to die peacefully in my sleep
 
anyway without pain but that's unrealistic for me
 
ER if I don't ascend
 
I will commit suicide by erotic asphyxiation, hanging myself with a auto fleshlight masturbater attached to my dick.
Whatever you say Mr Williams
 
Lethal injection seems nice
 
The most painless way to commit suicide that ive been able to come up with is suicide by morphine overdose. If you get morphine in its powder form and mix a considerable amount with water and then drink it, you will overdose. But this overdose isnt going to be like a coke overdose (heart beating so fast it feels like its gonna blow up) instead you will start to feel weak, fatigued, relaxed, tired. Then you will go to sleep and never wake up. This happens (from what i understand) because morphine is a depressant and it works by slowing down your heart rate, so if you consume too much it will slow down your heart rate until it stops. This was my #1 plan for suicide for a long time and it still kinda is, but the only caveat is how hard it is in my area to find pure morphine in its powder form.
 
doing wha i luv nigga :feelsLSD:
 
Ill drink sodium nitrite soon
 
An missile drops from the sky and everyone yells 'get down' and it hits me and i blow up to hundreds of pieces like in the movies
 
I haven't thought about that yet, but I wanna fuck a girl before I leave this planet.
 
Car crash mogs
 
fentanyl overdose or something that I can stage as an accident
 
The best way would be peacefully falling asleep and dying. But that’s rarely ever how people or any creature gets to die.

My current suicide plan is stabbing the arota on the heart, it kills you in seconds. You need between 4 - 6 inches to puncture it, and to stab it between the rib cage which shouldn’t be too difficult. For my body type I reckon it will only take 4 since I’m short and skinny.
 
Gunshot to the chest
 
Giant squid attacking my canoe on a peaceful lake.
 
painlessly in my sleep after a wet dream
 
By becoming nuclear physician and then making sequel of Chernobyl
 
giant meteroid hitting the earth
 
Go to sleep and never wake up again
 
Asphyxiation would be too brutal mang.

Jumping of a tall building is the one I'd choose or if I had acess to firearms then blowing my face off after going ER
 
I will commit suicide by erotic asphyxiation, hanging myself with a auto fleshlight masturbater attached to my dick.
Saw a cleanup post or something where a guy was found dead doing this on WPD. Funny shit
 
gunshot to the head
 
You know when those big whales just jump up and swallow a whole boat like that
 
A sawed off shotgun in my mouth and blow the back of my head off.
 
Nuclear bomb detonated directly above me or aliens blowing up Earth with death ray

Otherwise, dying in my sleep
 
Car crash mogs
IMG 1972

Audi RS6s me
 
shooting my self in the brain stem
 
Not sure about that part, haven't decided on how I would die...yet
 
I will commit suicide by erotic asphyxiation, hanging myself with a auto fleshlight masturbater attached to my dick.
Potassium cyanide would be the best way for me to end my life. 1 minute and you're already dead.
 
Preferably in quiet and peaceful way, without pain. But i'm open to the idea to go out with a big boom, and take a few normis with me.
 
I would like to die peacefully in my sleep :feelscomfy:
 
I want to do an old american duel, we used to be a proper country.
 
I’m tired of thinking about it. I’m just waiting, whatever happens, happens.
 
In my sleep ideally, since I desire that the evil god will obviously force me live to 100.
 
Maybe peacefully in my sleep. Failing that doing something I loved doing
 

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