JFL In this thread we pretend we are [delusional] normies

[Nordicel94]

Sup bros! What's the plan for tonight? For me it's Saturday with the boooys! Hittin' the club, knocking back a few beers (wait hol' up, did I say a few? Who am I kidding, I'm gonna be totally whiteboy-wasted!! hahah). Nah but seriously though, there's this new spot in midtown that's absolutely lit, we're gonna get so many bad bitches! Trying on my new cologne, Versace Eros, absolute chick magnet according to this guy on YouTube with 12k subscribers. Haven't gotten lucky in about two years (and she was kinda fat and she bit my cock) but I really feel this is my night broskis, been hitting the gym more so the chicks are gonna be all over me like bees to honey and I got a fresh fade at the barber that makes me look like a beast. Yoo I'm so pumped about tonight it's gonna be sick. Wbu guys?

 

[WacoGoesDown]

Ayo my wife miscarried
RIP lil Bozo I guess, anyways I'm gonna go hang out with the boys, yknow brotherhood and shit

 

[KING NOTHING]

I bagged this asian baddie and im bout to meet her parents bro, ion know if they like brown folk but we been together for a year you feel me. Is about time.

 

[Doesitmatter?]

"Just hit the gym bro, they don't care about height, look at Floyd Mayweather"

 

[Uninvited]

Yo Tyrone just got sent down, Becky might finally let me hit it tonight

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i just remembered the guy who married the ugly fatty at work set his work chat status to "Extra Thicc"

i just remembered the guy who married the super ugly fatty at work set his work chat status to "Extra Thicc" as a flex now you have to think about this too

incels.is

 

[Nordicel94]

Yo Tyrone just got sent down, Becky might finally let me hit it tonight

U fr? I heard Becky's been around the block a bit tho, watch out for chlamydia bro, that shit stings ong

 

[Curry from Ohio]

Hamza was right bro

You just gotta talk to women, even though i got rejected by all of them. It's still a step towards success

 

[Mahlo]

My(45, M, 3 inch penis) just found out my wife (38, single mom, 3 interracial children) has a sex tape where she's being gangbanged by 4 black gentlemen. I told her I don't want it to be played every night at dinner but she insists it's part of her history and I am insecure. AITA if I threaten to argue with her if she does it again?

 

[Stupid Clown]

My(45, M, 3 inch penis) just found out my wife (38, single mom, 3 interracial children) has a sex tape where she's being gangbanged by 4 black gentlemen. I told her I don't want it to be played every night at dinner but she insists it's part of her history and I am insecure. AITA if I threaten to argue with her if she does it again?

She's probably coping with trauma. Talk it out with her

 

[Nordicel94]

I bagged this asian baddie and im bout to meet her parents bro, ion know if they like brown folk but we been together for a year you feel me. Is about time.

Bro they finna be fine with you bro, just shave and shower and put on some cologne and give them a gift of respect, Asians love gifts. I bagged an Asian baddie once her pussy smelled like sushi tho lmao

 

[Seahorsecel]

>bitches

Guys look at this hateful incel!!!

 

[Seahorsecel]

Noooo you can't have sex with women it's dehumanising and misogynistic look at this basement dwelling incel

 

[KING NOTHING]

My(45, M, 3 inch penis) just found out my wife (38, single mom, 3 interracial children) has a sex tape where she's being gangbanged by 4 black gentlemen. I told her I don't want it to be played every night at dinner but she insists it's part of her history and I am insecure. AITA if I threaten to argue with her if she does it again?

Nigga said "My just found out".

 

[Grodd]

"Guys i`ve recently became a dad but the baby is black my wife isn`t black and neither am i my wife said she has 0.001% Nigerian dna so i should trust her right i love her so much and today i even got to meet her bestfriend Tyrone"

 

[Apex.Koala]

Sup bros! What's the plan for tonight? For me it's Saturday with the boooys! Hittin' the club, knocking back a few beers (wait hol' up, did I say a few? Who am I kidding, I'm gonna be totally whiteboy-wasted!! hahah). Nah but seriously though, there's this new spot in midtown that's absolutely lit, we're gonna get so many bad bitches! Trying on my new cologne, Versace Eros, absolute chick magnet according to this guy on YouTube with 12k subscribers. Haven't gotten lucky in about two years (and she was kinda fat and she bit my cock) but I really feel this is my night broskis, been hitting the gym more so the chicks are gonna be all over me like bees to honey and I got a fresh fade at the barber that makes me look like a beast. Yoo I'm so pumped about tonight it's gonna be sick. Wbu guys?

"Guess what, it's been going pretty well with Stacy, we couldn't stop talking on Snapchat then yesterday she let me into her apartment when she was alone and we did some dirty things all night I think she really is onto me plus that night I was in my best outfit. I won, boys !"

 

[Apex.Koala]

She's probably coping with trauma. Talk it out with her

Do not rush her, she might still be shocked by her trauma, she needs time

 

[Stupid Clown]

Do not rush her, she might still be shocked by her trauma, she needs time

Hahhahahha

 

[Repulsive123]

been going to the gym, improving my posture to be confident but not creepy and threatening to milady.

I've been trying out this new cologne, its a soy and kale mix, people say its a weird combo but a youtuber with 100 subscribers and a hot wife said it so it must be true. His wife even has a super cool nigerian american bodybuilder, model bestfriend.

You know the cologne really gets those women pheromones pumping and guys who doesnt want to smell like soy and kale.

My job as a cashier at walmart is going really well, it doesnt matter if self-checkouts will replace me, i just have to smile and have a great attitude. Life rewards people who smile, keep positive and put in 101%.

So anyway im going to go to female rights rally, we will destroy the patriarchy and finish the job at terminating trump.

Yes i support adult workers, exotic dancers and adult entertainment actors, what do you think im a bigot? I just donated half of my walmart paycheck, precisely $69. I earn a humble wage, why wouldn't i help female empowerment and destroy patriarchal white male oppression.

Ultimately after cozing up to destiny and taking her on a few dates, taking her to the finest vacations and paying her rent. She rejected me, guess my rizz wasn't high enough.

 

[Repulsive123]

I've been going to gym, improving my posture to be confident but not creepy and threatening to milady.

I've been trying out this new cologne its a soy and kale mix, people say its weird combo but a youber with 100 subscribes and a hot wife said it so it must be true. His wife even has a super cool nigerian american bodybuilder, model bestfriend.

You know the cologne really gets those women pheromones pumping and guys who doesnt want to smell like soy and kale.

My job as a cashiers at walmart is going really well, it doesnt matter if self-checkouts will replace me, i just have to smile and have a great attitude. Life rewards people who smile, keep positive and put in 101%.

So anyway im going to go to female rights rally, we will destroy the patriarchy and finish the job at terminating trump.

Yes i support adult workers, exotic dancers and adult entertainment actors, what do you think im a bigot? I just donated half walmart paycheck, precisely $69. I earn a humble wage, why wouldn't i help female empowerment and destroy patriarchal white male oppression.

Ultimately after cozing up to destiny and taking her to a few dates, taking her to the finest vacations and paying her rent. She rejected me, guess my rizz wasn't high enough.