Norman goes home that day, wiping his eyes of tears he sits down on his couch, contemplating his recent experiences. 'The incels aren't right.' He thinks to himself. 'I just didn't show my personality enough. I should work on my game to now that I think about it.'
Norman turns to reddit for answers. "(23M, just tried some online dating, and everyone says that they want a man who's 6-feet and above, and women are ignoring me at the bar. Why is this?)" he writes in a post to r/datingadvice
'Just work on your personality bro.'
'drink more water, and take a few more showers. It works, trust me.'
'Don't worry about height, superficial things don't matter. NAWALT'
Norman goes to sleep with his laptop on, feeling optimistic for his future dating prospects. He is comforted by the lies of the blue pill.
Normtard-- Norman, wakes up, takes 2 showers, knowing that an attractive scent will attract women, runs his comb through his $80 haircut, carefully grooming it since he knows women appreciate a haircut over height, and puts on his most fashionable ensemble, understanding that women find nice cloths sexy. He looks at himself in the mirror.
"I'm ready now." he says to himself, quickly plastering a smile to display his confidence as he leaves the door.
Look at all of these people! Norman thinks. This is the real world, away from the bad women on tinder and in the bars. He approaches his first women, but she takes one look at him and speeds up, leaving Norman behind, alone.
Norman feels sad, but he's undeterred. He approaches the second women-- an attractive blonde, and she's very polite and responsive. Norman becomes very excited. 'Is this the one?' Norman talks to the woman for 6 more minutes before she says she has places to be. Norman watches her turn away, and mustering up all his courage he blurts out: "Can I have your number!?"
Sweat builds up on his forehead, nervous at the thought of being rejected. But the women gives him her number. "It's, (Area Code)-XXX-XXXX"
Norman is excited. When he get's home, he wastes no time in calling her. The phone rings for a few moments. Norman begins to become quite excited. This might lead to his first relationship. His first every thing really.
"Welcome to John's Pizza, how may help you?" A male voice says from the phone.
Norman hangs up immediately. He is distraught as he realizes what happened. He slumps to the ground. Looking down at his phone with sadness.
"Why did this happen? Why would she do something like this to me?"
Norman ponders these questions for the rest of the day. Eventually, he remembers the women on Tinder. "Would she have done this if I was 6 feet tall?" Norman wonders into the late hours of the day...
I'm not the OP, @Albatros is, this is just how I imagine the continuation going.
Norman turns to reddit for answers. "(23M, just tried some online dating, and everyone says that they want a man who's 6-feet and above, and women are ignoring me at the bar. Why is this?)" he writes in a post to r/datingadvice
'Just work on your personality bro.'
'drink more water, and take a few more showers. It works, trust me.'
'Don't worry about height, superficial things don't matter. NAWALT'
Norman goes to sleep with his laptop on, feeling optimistic for his future dating prospects. He is comforted by the lies of the blue pill.
Normtard-- Norman, wakes up, takes 2 showers, knowing that an attractive scent will attract women, runs his comb through his $80 haircut, carefully grooming it since he knows women appreciate a haircut over height, and puts on his most fashionable ensemble, understanding that women find nice cloths sexy. He looks at himself in the mirror.
"I'm ready now." he says to himself, quickly plastering a smile to display his confidence as he leaves the door.
Look at all of these people! Norman thinks. This is the real world, away from the bad women on tinder and in the bars. He approaches his first women, but she takes one look at him and speeds up, leaving Norman behind, alone.
Norman feels sad, but he's undeterred. He approaches the second women-- an attractive blonde, and she's very polite and responsive. Norman becomes very excited. 'Is this the one?' Norman talks to the woman for 6 more minutes before she says she has places to be. Norman watches her turn away, and mustering up all his courage he blurts out: "Can I have your number!?"
Sweat builds up on his forehead, nervous at the thought of being rejected. But the women gives him her number. "It's, (Area Code)-XXX-XXXX"
Norman is excited. When he get's home, he wastes no time in calling her. The phone rings for a few moments. Norman begins to become quite excited. This might lead to his first relationship. His first every thing really.
"Welcome to John's Pizza, how may help you?" A male voice says from the phone.
Norman hangs up immediately. He is distraught as he realizes what happened. He slumps to the ground. Looking down at his phone with sadness.
"Why did this happen? Why would she do something like this to me?"
Norman ponders these questions for the rest of the day. Eventually, he remembers the women on Tinder. "Would she have done this if I was 6 feet tall?" Norman wonders into the late hours of the day...
I'm not the OP, @Albatros is, this is just how I imagine the continuation going.
