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Experiment Imagine You're Offered a New Life

NEETcel2023

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You're consciousness will go into a new body and reality change. You'll also be given new memories to go with it to make you happier and more skills. You'll be given a new happy family that's ideal and popular friends. (Except if you choose the Jew or the Arab. Those will be meh options. The Jew will have an overbearing family and the Arab a normie type Arab family)

An age 16-20 10/10 White European Chad bodybuilder whose only talents are working out and having a trust fund and inheriting a fortune. 8"+ dick. Uncircumcised. If you ever lose your bodybuilder body you're just a rich guy with a big dick who has no other skills. You can go out, go to beaches, and do anything and "just be yourself" and girls will love you and give you attention. You'll be able to get as many girls as you can. Threesomes, orgies, you can do anything with as many girls as you can get. Better lock down a Stacy when young because in the West, Chad will eventually lose his ability to access the most prime teen girls and college girls.

An age 16 Eastern European Stacy 15/10 and have the largest natural breast size. You're an influencer on all social media, a TikTok star, and has over 1,000,000 followers. You'll become really rich and be treated like a princess for most of your life by everyone. You'll always be surrounded with other hot girls and be able to do anything you want in life. You can bounce your boobs around in a bikini and it earns you tens of thousands because you'd be so famous. You would literally get everything just because you exist. You're worshipped by guys. Although, like most females, the youthful fame that accompanies prime beauty will stop by 30-40. On the plus side, you'll always have your hair and life a healthy life and have zero stress and zero loneliness.

An age 19 Chang in South Korea or Japan in a K-Pop or J-Pop Band. 7" dick. Uncircumcised if Japanese, circumcized if South Korean (since most are circumcized like many in America). By age 30, you lose your pop status and aren't a pretty boy anymore.

An age 26 Tyrone living in a Los Angeles and being a famous rich rapper. 8"+ inch dick. Uncircumcised. You'll be able to be a famous black rapper for life and bang a lot of hoes. Even high school and college girls will like you're rap.

A 6/10 age 30 Israeli-American Jewish guy with one billion dollars with a business on Wall Street. Circumcized and with a 5" dick. A big nose, flabby belly, and a nasally Jewish voice. You're not exactly a subhuman but you are a rich undesirable. You'll need to moneymaxx.

An Arab age 30 with a few million dollars living in Saudi Arabia or the UAE. Absolutely mediocre in almost everything, 6", circumcized, and must be a devout Muslim but it's okay to bang as many non-Muslim females as you want. You're a literal Arab Muslim normie when it comes to relationships.

A Rex that's a Siberian Husky or German Shepherd. You're mind is intelligent like a human but in the body of a dog. You're getting sex from an 8/10 White female, age 21, who has recently started experimenting with her Chad Dog after discovering Art of Zoo. You'll always have your human female to care for you, pamper you, and give you sex. You'll be a Rex making your beautiful White female into your bitch. You'll be dead before she's 35 because dogs live much shorter lives. Being stuck as a dog with the mind of a human could make life extremely boring.

So...what new life would you choose and why? Or would you choose to keep the life you have now?
 
Might go for Japanese Chang
 
chad jbw obviously
 
You're consciousness will go into a new body and reality change. You'll also be given new memories to go with it to make you happier and more skills. You'll be given a new happy family that's ideal and popular friends. (Except if you choose the Jew or the Arab. Those will be meh options. The Jew will have an overbearing family and the Arab a normie type Arab family)

An age 16-20 10/10 White European Chad bodybuilder whose only talents are working out and having a trust fund and inheriting a fortune. 8"+ dick. Uncircumcised. If you ever lose your bodybuilder body you're just a rich guy with a big dick who has no other skills. You can go out, go to beaches, and do anything and "just be yourself" and girls will love you and give you attention. You'll be able to get as many girls as you can. Threesomes, orgies, you can do anything with as many girls as you can get. Better lock down a Stacy when young because in the West, Chad will eventually lose his ability to access the most prime teen girls and college girls.

An age 16 Eastern European Stacy 15/10 and have the largest natural breast size. You're an influencer on all social media, a TikTok star, and has over 1,000,000 followers. You'll become really rich and be treated like a princess for most of your life by everyone. You'll always be surrounded with other hot girls and be able to do anything you want in life. You can bounce your boobs around in a bikini and it earns you tens of thousands because you'd be so famous. You would literally get everything just because you exist. You're worshipped by guys. Although, like most females, the youthful fame that accompanies prime beauty will stop by 30-40. On the plus side, you'll always have your hair and life a healthy life and have zero stress and zero loneliness.

An age 19 Chang in South Korea or Japan in a K-Pop or J-Pop Band. 7" dick. Uncircumcised if Japanese, circumcized if South Korean (since most are circumcized like many in America). By age 30, you lose your pop status and aren't a pretty boy anymore.

An age 26 Tyrone living in a Los Angeles and being a famous rich rapper. 8"+ inch dick. Uncircumcised. You'll be able to be a famous black rapper for life and bang a lot of hoes. Even high school and college girls will like you're rap.

A 6/10 age 30 Israeli-American Jewish guy with one billion dollars with a business on Wall Street. Circumcized and with a 5" dick. A big nose, flabby belly, and a nasally Jewish voice. You're not exactly a subhuman but you are a rich undesirable. You'll need to moneymaxx.

An Arab age 30 with a few million dollars living in Saudi Arabia or the UAE. Absolutely mediocre in almost everything, 6", circumcized, and must be a devout Muslim but it's okay to bang as many non-Muslim females as you want. You're a literal Arab Muslim normie when it comes to relationships.

A Rex that's a Siberian Husky or German Shepherd. You're mind is intelligent like a human but in the body of a dog. You're getting sex from an 8/10 White female, age 21, who has recently started experimenting with her Chad Dog after discovering Art of Zoo. You'll always have your human female to care for you, pamper you, and give you sex. You'll be a Rex making your beautiful White female into your bitch. You'll be dead before she's 35 because dogs live much shorter lives. Being stuck as a dog with the mind of a human could make life extremely boring.

So...what new life would you choose and why? Or would you choose to keep the life you have now?
Anything but the “chang0
 
You're consciousness will go into a new body and reality change. You'll also be given new memories to go with it to make you happier and more skills. You'll be given a new happy family that's ideal and popular friends. (Except if you choose the Jew or the Arab. Those will be meh options. The Jew will have an overbearing family and the Arab a normie type Arab family)

An age 16-20 10/10 White European Chad bodybuilder whose only talents are working out and having a trust fund and inheriting a fortune. 8"+ dick. Uncircumcised. If you ever lose your bodybuilder body you're just a rich guy with a big dick who has no other skills. You can go out, go to beaches, and do anything and "just be yourself" and girls will love you and give you attention. You'll be able to get as many girls as you can. Threesomes, orgies, you can do anything with as many girls as you can get. Better lock down a Stacy when young because in the West, Chad will eventually lose his ability to access the most prime teen girls and college girls.

An age 16 Eastern European Stacy 15/10 and have the largest natural breast size. You're an influencer on all social media, a TikTok star, and has over 1,000,000 followers. You'll become really rich and be treated like a princess for most of your life by everyone. You'll always be surrounded with other hot girls and be able to do anything you want in life. You can bounce your boobs around in a bikini and it earns you tens of thousands because you'd be so famous. You would literally get everything just because you exist. You're worshipped by guys. Although, like most females, the youthful fame that accompanies prime beauty will stop by 30-40. On the plus side, you'll always have your hair and life a healthy life and have zero stress and zero loneliness.

An age 19 Chang in South Korea or Japan in a K-Pop or J-Pop Band. 7" dick. Uncircumcised if Japanese, circumcized if South Korean (since most are circumcized like many in America). By age 30, you lose your pop status and aren't a pretty boy anymore.

An age 26 Tyrone living in a Los Angeles and being a famous rich rapper. 8"+ inch dick. Uncircumcised. You'll be able to be a famous black rapper for life and bang a lot of hoes. Even high school and college girls will like you're rap.

A 6/10 age 30 Israeli-American Jewish guy with one billion dollars with a business on Wall Street. Circumcized and with a 5" dick. A big nose, flabby belly, and a nasally Jewish voice. You're not exactly a subhuman but you are a rich undesirable. You'll need to moneymaxx.

An Arab age 30 with a few million dollars living in Saudi Arabia or the UAE. Absolutely mediocre in almost everything, 6", circumcized, and must be a devout Muslim but it's okay to bang as many non-Muslim females as you want. You're a literal Arab Muslim normie when it comes to relationships.

A Rex that's a Siberian Husky or German Shepherd. You're mind is intelligent like a human but in the body of a dog. You're getting sex from an 8/10 White female, age 21, who has recently started experimenting with her Chad Dog after discovering Art of Zoo. You'll always have your human female to care for you, pamper you, and give you sex. You'll be a Rex making your beautiful White female into your bitch. You'll be dead before she's 35 because dogs live much shorter lives. Being stuck as a dog with the mind of a human could make life extremely boring.

So...what new life would you choose and why? Or would you choose to keep the life you have now?
I’d be the chad or the tyrone
 
Chad but circumcized.
 
Chad but circumcized.
Why circumcized? Uncircumcised guys feel more pleasure, have more satisfaction, and most girls say uncircumcised is better.

History and science lesson: Circumcision is originally Jewish and adopted by the Muslims. America adopted it during the Victorian Era as a preventative measure against male masturbation. Circumcized men have greater sexual dissatisfaction and more erectile dysfunction. Circumcision is literally amputation of one of the most sensitive parts of a penis with the most nerve endings that will feel the most pleasure.

I wish I wasn't American or circumcised.
 
the first one or japanese chang
also ban anyone that picks the foid option
 
Why circumcized? Uncircumcised guys feel more pleasure, have more satisfaction, and most girls say uncircumcised is better.

History and science lesson: Circumcision is originally Jewish and adopted by the Muslims. America adopted it during the Victorian Era as a preventative measure against male masturbation. Circumcized men have greater sexual dissatisfaction and more erectile dysfunction. Circumcision is literally amputation of one of the most sensitive parts of a penis with the most nerve endings that will feel the most pleasure.

I wish I wasn't American or circumcised.
I'm circumcized and it just looks cleaner. There's no extra skin that you need to move.
 
I'm circumcized and it just looks cleaner. There's no extra skin that you need to move.
That retracts back anyways during erections.
 
You're consciousness will go into a new body and reality change. You'll also be given new memories to go with it to make you happier and more skills. You'll be given a new happy family that's ideal and popular friends. (Except if you choose the Jew or the Arab. Those will be meh options. The Jew will have an overbearing family and the Arab a normie type Arab family)
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
An age 16-20 10/10 White European Chad bodybuilder whose only talents are working out and having a trust fund and inheriting a fortune. 8"+ dick. Uncircumcised. If you ever lose your bodybuilder body you're just a rich guy with a big dick who has no other skills. You can go out, go to beaches, and do anything and "just be yourself" and girls will love you and give you attention. You'll be able to get as many girls as you can. Threesomes, orgies, you can do anything with as many girls as you can get. Better lock down a Stacy when young because in the West, Chad will eventually lose his ability to access the most prime teen girls and college girls.
:feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall: Based chad life no cap:feelsdevil:
An age 16 Eastern European Stacy 15/10 and have the largest natural breast size. You're an influencer on all social media, a TikTok star, and has over 1,000,000 followers. You'll become really rich and be treated like a princess for most of your life by everyone. You'll always be surrounded with other hot girls and be able to do anything you want in life. You can bounce your boobs around in a bikini and it earns you tens of thousands because you'd be so famous. You would literally get everything just because you exist. You're worshipped by guys. Although, like most females, the youthful fame that accompanies prime beauty will stop by 30-40. On the plus side, you'll always have your hair and life a healthy life and have zero stress and zero loneliness.
:feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat: I would never want to be a foid not gay
An age 19 Chang in South Korea or Japan in a K-Pop or J-Pop Band. 7" dick. Uncircumcised if Japanese, circumcized if South Korean (since most are circumcized like many in America). By age 30, you lose your pop status and aren't a pretty boy anymore.
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: Imagine choosing to be a riceman out of all things!
An age 26 Tyrone living in a Los Angeles and being a famous rich rapper. 8"+ inch dick. Uncircumcised. You'll be able to be a famous black rapper for life and bang a lot of hoes. Even high school and college girls will like you're rap.
:feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD:I choose this one in order to become a BBC pornstar with rapper halo:feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil:
A 6/10 age 30 Israeli-American Jewish guy with one billion dollars with a business on Wall Street. Circumcized and with a 5" dick. A big nose, flabby belly, and a nasally Jewish voice. You're not exactly a subhuman but you are a rich undesirable. You'll need to moneymaxx.
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
An Arab age 30 with a few million dollars living in Saudi Arabia or the UAE. Absolutely mediocre in almost everything, 6", circumcized, and must be a devout Muslim but it's okay to bang as many non-Muslim females as you want. You're a literal Arab Muslim normie when it comes to relationships.
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
A Rex that's a Siberian Husky or German Shepherd. You're mind is intelligent like a human but in the body of a dog. You're getting sex from an 8/10 White female, age 21, who has recently started experimenting with her Chad Dog after discovering Art of Zoo. You'll always have your human female to care for you, pamper you, and give you sex. You'll be a Rex making your beautiful White female into your bitch. You'll be dead before she's 35 because dogs live much shorter lives. Being stuck as a dog with the mind of a human could make life extremely boring.
Getting eaten by third world riceniggas doesnt sound good :feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil::feelsdevil:
So...what new life would you choose and why?

Or would you choose to keep the life you have now?
That would be the dumbest thing to ever do
 
You need to make a poll for this asap brocel:feelsYall:
 
I want Chad Jbw European jbw to Be my next life and I want acces to this one so I can make sure my predecessors wishes don’t go to waste
 
You need to make a poll for this asap brocel:feelsYall:
Should I add a poll to this thread by editing the original post or newly create a poll version of the thread and quote this thread?
 
Get me out of this hell, Id happily respawn a chad!
 
@CMD Looks like I can't edit my original post to add a poll
 
You're consciousness will go into a new body and reality change. You'll also be given new memories to go with it to make you happier and more skills. You'll be given a new happy family that's ideal and popular friends. (Except if you choose the Jew or the Arab. Those will be meh options. The Jew will have an overbearing family and the Arab a normie type Arab family)

An age 16-20 10/10 White European Chad bodybuilder whose only talents are working out and having a trust fund and inheriting a fortune. 8"+ dick. Uncircumcised. If you ever lose your bodybuilder body you're just a rich guy with a big dick who has no other skills. You can go out, go to beaches, and do anything and "just be yourself" and girls will love you and give you attention. You'll be able to get as many girls as you can. Threesomes, orgies, you can do anything with as many girls as you can get. Better lock down a Stacy when young because in the West, Chad will eventually lose his ability to access the most prime teen girls and college girls.

An age 16 Eastern European Stacy 15/10 and have the largest natural breast size. You're an influencer on all social media, a TikTok star, and has over 1,000,000 followers. You'll become really rich and be treated like a princess for most of your life by everyone. You'll always be surrounded with other hot girls and be able to do anything you want in life. You can bounce your boobs around in a bikini and it earns you tens of thousands because you'd be so famous. You would literally get everything just because you exist. You're worshipped by guys. Although, like most females, the youthful fame that accompanies prime beauty will stop by 30-40. On the plus side, you'll always have your hair and life a healthy life and have zero stress and zero loneliness.

An age 19 Chang in South Korea or Japan in a K-Pop or J-Pop Band. 7" dick. Uncircumcised if Japanese, circumcized if South Korean (since most are circumcized like many in America). By age 30, you lose your pop status and aren't a pretty boy anymore.

An age 26 Tyrone living in a Los Angeles and being a famous rich rapper. 8"+ inch dick. Uncircumcised. You'll be able to be a famous black rapper for life and bang a lot of hoes. Even high school and college girls will like you're rap.

A 6/10 age 30 Israeli-American Jewish guy with one billion dollars with a business on Wall Street. Circumcized and with a 5" dick. A big nose, flabby belly, and a nasally Jewish voice. You're not exactly a subhuman but you are a rich undesirable. You'll need to moneymaxx.

An Arab age 30 with a few million dollars living in Saudi Arabia or the UAE. Absolutely mediocre in almost everything, 6", circumcized, and must be a devout Muslim but it's okay to bang as many non-Muslim females as you want. You're a literal Arab Muslim normie when it comes to relationships.

A Rex that's a Siberian Husky or German Shepherd. You're mind is intelligent like a human but in the body of a dog. You're getting sex from an 8/10 White female, age 21, who has recently started experimenting with her Chad Dog after discovering Art of Zoo. You'll always have your human female to care for you, pamper you, and give you sex. You'll be a Rex making your beautiful White female into your bitch. You'll be dead before she's 35 because dogs live much shorter lives. Being stuck as a dog with the mind of a human could make life extremely boring.

So...what new life would you choose and why? Or would you choose to keep the life you have now?
white chad
 
Koreans are pretty well into there 30s 40s
 
You're consciousness will go into a new body and reality change. You'll also be given new memories to go with it to make you happier and more skills. You'll be given a new happy family that's ideal and popular friends. (Except if you choose the Jew or the Arab. Those will be meh options. The Jew will have an overbearing family and the Arab a normie type Arab family)

An age 16-20 10/10 White European Chad bodybuilder whose only talents are working out and having a trust fund and inheriting a fortune. 8"+ dick. Uncircumcised. If you ever lose your bodybuilder body you're just a rich guy with a big dick who has no other skills. You can go out, go to beaches, and do anything and "just be yourself" and girls will love you and give you attention. You'll be able to get as many girls as you can. Threesomes, orgies, you can do anything with as many girls as you can get. Better lock down a Stacy when young because in the West, Chad will eventually lose his ability to access the most prime teen girls and college girls.

An age 16 Eastern European Stacy 15/10 and have the largest natural breast size. You're an influencer on all social media, a TikTok star, and has over 1,000,000 followers. You'll become really rich and be treated like a princess for most of your life by everyone. You'll always be surrounded with other hot girls and be able to do anything you want in life. You can bounce your boobs around in a bikini and it earns you tens of thousands because you'd be so famous. You would literally get everything just because you exist. You're worshipped by guys. Although, like most females, the youthful fame that accompanies prime beauty will stop by 30-40. On the plus side, you'll always have your hair and life a healthy life and have zero stress and zero loneliness.

An age 19 Chang in South Korea or Japan in a K-Pop or J-Pop Band. 7" dick. Uncircumcised if Japanese, circumcized if South Korean (since most are circumcized like many in America). By age 30, you lose your pop status and aren't a pretty boy anymore.

An age 26 Tyrone living in a Los Angeles and being a famous rich rapper. 8"+ inch dick. Uncircumcised. You'll be able to be a famous black rapper for life and bang a lot of hoes. Even high school and college girls will like you're rap.

A 6/10 age 30 Israeli-American Jewish guy with one billion dollars with a business on Wall Street. Circumcized and with a 5" dick. A big nose, flabby belly, and a nasally Jewish voice. You're not exactly a subhuman but you are a rich undesirable. You'll need to moneymaxx.

An Arab age 30 with a few million dollars living in Saudi Arabia or the UAE. Absolutely mediocre in almost everything, 6", circumcized, and must be a devout Muslim but it's okay to bang as many non-Muslim females as you want. You're a literal Arab Muslim normie when it comes to relationships.

A Rex that's a Siberian Husky or German Shepherd. You're mind is intelligent like a human but in the body of a dog. You're getting sex from an 8/10 White female, age 21, who has recently started experimenting with her Chad Dog after discovering Art of Zoo. You'll always have your human female to care for you, pamper you, and give you sex. You'll be a Rex making your beautiful White female into your bitch. You'll be dead before she's 35 because dogs live much shorter lives. Being stuck as a dog with the mind of a human could make life extremely boring.

So...what new life would you choose and why? Or would you choose to keep the life you have now?
Funnily enough I was fantasing about this. I would definitely have a news life and be a giga slayer white chad
 
Every option is way better than what I'm currently going through. So any would do.

If I really need to choose, 1st or the Japanese one sounds cool.
 

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