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Imagine kissing a girl.

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Imagine you and a girl awkwardly standing infront of each other, she's leaning closer in a shy way. She smells so good. She lifts her head to look at you in the eye. You lean closer for a kiss and she says

CHAD ONLY

And then you wake up.
 
The bottom half made me laugh so hard I choked on my soy latte :lul:

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I can only imagine..
 
I can imagine, yes.
 
Imagine you and a girl awkwardly standing infront of each other, she's leaning closer in a shy way. She smells so good. She lifts her head to look at you in the eye. You lean closer for a kiss and she says

CHAD ONLY

And then you wake up.
:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
i want to scream
 
Its a beautiful feeling. Holding her and kissing her. Most of us have no idea what we are missing out on(except maybe escortcels).
 
Its a beautiful feeling. Holding her and kissing her. Most of us have no idea what we are missing out on(except maybe escortcels).
I can't imagine escortcels enjoy kissing. Kissing a prostitue is disgusting. Maybe if you can pay a regular girl and convince her
 
Can't even imagine this happening to me tbh.
 
Imagine you and a girl awkwardly standing infront of each other, she's leaning closer in a shy way. She smells so good. She lifts her head to look at you in the eye. You lean closer for a kiss and she says

CHAD ONLY

And then you wake up.
Not even sarcasm. This is how it literally is.
I can't imagine escortcels enjoy kissing. Kissing a prostitue is disgusting. Maybe if you can pay a regular girl and convince her
I dunno. Never kissed a prostitute. I am only speaking from childhood experience. But I guess a prostitute is the closest a cel can get.
 
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...why did you post this? :feelsbadman:
 
I can’t envision how that situation would arise
 
emphasis on imagine
 
The only kiss i ever get was when both were extremely drunk and i didn't feel anything. She later gave long french kisses to a normie and chad in the same night. :feelsLSD::feelsrope:
 
I literally can't, I have absolutely nothing to base it on.
 
I get rejected in my dreams too tbh
 
I'd never even dream about that
 
I literally can't imagine it my brain can't maintain the suspension of disbelief
i don't know if that supposed to be a joke but i actually i really can't
it's just impossible. man i'm so miserable
 
The .co mods and owner can relate to that tbh

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37% of the forum has done it
 
I want a skinny foid to breathe softly on my lips
 
i will never kiss a girl. first iam ugly, second my breath stinks
 
I imagine my brain would go so crazy id pass out or have a heart attack
 
Imagine if life was worth living
 
Now imagine driving a car. Much better...
 
No non-Chad males ever kissed girls lmao
 
Imagine you have an opportunity to kiss a girl but you don't know how to do it and she starts laughing at you 30 year old retard who doesn't know how to kiss
 
Chad only is an exaggeration but ok
 
Stuff like this sometimes actually happens in my dreams
 
I can't tell if you're joking or not so i'm just going to assume you are.
How am I joking? chads are less than 20% of the population. Lots of normies kiss too
 

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