imagine if

[just lonely]

somebody invited you on a helicopter and you said alright. you said where are you taking me? they reply, your going to italy and having sex with a million italian women. they let you off there and say goodluck kid! instead they let you off in the country of iraq. that would be so cruel and scary. iraqi soldiers start yelling and run up to you right away saying, invader! kill him! next thing you know you wake up. tied to a chair.

 

[rhodie]

this seems weirdly in depth

 

[Gokubro]

... and then you wake up.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

iraqi soldiers s

I would join them to behead jewish babies

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

Wtf

 

[nakolas]

idfk