Imagine having a Chad sibling and not asking for one of his harem members

[lightskin2thousand0]

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[Deleted member 33826]

That would be awesome

Hey Chad can I ask you something?

Sup

Can I borrow one of your girlfriends?

Yeah you can have Tracy, she's an ugly bitch

Tracy turns out to be a 9/10 foid and I ascend

thanks chad

then you wake up

 

[calimero]

I just want to be invited to orgies. I can't plan and set up those things, but chad could and he could invite me.

 

[Cyrrow]

This is akin to being a beta bux minus the extra steps.
She's still a Chad's leftover.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

That would be awesome

Hey Chad can I ask you something?

Sup

Can I borrow one of your girlfriends?

Yeah you can have Tracy, she's an ugly bitch

Tracy turns out to be a 9/10 foid and I ascend

thanks chad

then you wake up

If chad can make girls fuck him then he can probably make a girl fuck u too. take the social engineering pill

 

[Deleted member 33893]

Hey Chad can I ask you something?

Sup

Can I borrow one of your girlfriends?

Yeah you can have Tracy, she's an ugly bitch

Tracy turns out to be a 9/10 foid and I ascend

thanks chad

then you wake up

Reality:

Chad gives you a long speech about how women aren't items to be passed around and how you can attract women if you are just more confident and funny like he is. He respects women and he would never do something that makes them uncomfortable. (unless when he is making them tongue his anus).

He then casually mentions what you said to Tracy that makes a titk tok about it that receives between 50.000 and 1 million views. Her beta orbites find you and threaten to murder you. You get doxxed and your whole Incels.is history is exposed. Your parents disown you and you go live in a van by the river until one day a woman reports you to the cops and you die while "resisting arrest" when a 5 foot tall blonde cop shoots you by accident

 

[Loner94]

Am thankful I didn't have any brothers.

 

[your personality]

I just want to be invited to orgies. I can't plan and set up those things, but chad could and he could invite me.

Reality:

Chad gives you a long speech about how women aren't items to be passed around and how you can attract women if you are just more confident and funny like he is. He respects women and he would never do something that makes them uncomfortable. (unless when he is making them tongue his anus).

He then casually mentions what you said to Tracy that makes a titk tok about it that receives between 50.000 and 1 million views. Her beta orbites find you and threaten to murder you. You get doxxed and your whole Incels.is history is exposed. Your parents disown you and you go live in a van by the river until one day a woman reports you to the cops and you die while "resisting arrest" when a 5 foot tall blonde cop shoots you by accident

 

[I want to believe]

(unless when he is making them tongue his anus).

That's fucking disgusting. But it seems to me every foid's done that.

 

[Broly]

That's fucking disgusting. But it seems to me every foid's done that.

 

[Pumkin]

i got a Chad cousin and we used to be pretty close a few years back. I 100% almost asked him if I could see his girlfriend naked. Now "girlfriend" is a strong word. He only used that word when she was around but the reality was she was 1 of his rotation 3 girls that he hooks up with. She knew this mind you. Girls don't mind sharing Chad at all. I've seen it first hand where sometimes one girl would show up to his place while one of the other girls was there and they would get into a catfight over him and he would calm them down by saying his bullshit then they would love him all over again.

Anyway, I went over to his house one time and offered we go and get some breakfast. I didn't know his bitch was there as well. He just came out of the room in his underwear (usual. seen this hundreds of times) so I thought it was just him but he said to give him a few minutes because his "girlfriend" is still sleeping. He said he would invite me to the bedroom to wait for him but she was asleep and she was completely naked so he told me to chill in the living room. Now, I have to say while I hated her I have to admit my cousin would pull some God-tier stacys. She was easily a 9/10. I almost asked him, "Can I see her?" but mumbled it and he went, "Huh?" to which I replied "haha hurry up faggot" and we laughed it off

I don't think I was that close to where my Chad cousin would have lifted the blanket to let me see his 9/10 stacy "girlfriend"'s naked body but god dammit do I wish I had a sibling or someone that close that they would let me do that. I'm his cousin! He's got to have some pity for me, right?