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Imagine dying a virgin meanwhile the flies on your corpse fuck and lay their eggs, the maggots eat your remains and also grow up to fuck

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Even after death, someone else benefits from you. :fuk:
 
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the flies are going to grow up to fuck 100 percent


i believe flies fuck random flies even if the fly being fucked is male due to the fact that there is no telling between genders for flies just a fun fact :feelshehe:
 
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the flies are going to grow up to fuck 100 percent


i believe flies fuck random flies even if the fly being fucked is male due to the fact that there is no telling between genders for flies just a fun fact :feelshehe:
They live very short lives, but they all get to have sex. Even the flies mog us and will mock our sexless lives even at the literal grave.
 
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They live very short lives, but they all get to have sex. Even the flies mog us and will mock our sexless lives even at the grave.
Flie mogs

this little insignificant literally bug eyed mf mogs us


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You just made a thread that i was planned to type :feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD:
Someone always benefits from your death. Whether freeing up resources for whoever is alive, your stuff would just be given to your next of kin, if not the government seizes it and auctions it off. Your life insurance company profits, the funeral house profits, the coroners profit, the decomp cleaners profit, and the government profits. Your death makes money for other people.

I'm so bitter, I do even want my corpse to be nutrients for critters who end up breeding and continuing the cycle anyway.
 
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i thought they just laid eggs on or in it :feelspuke:
Yeah, after they're done with their fuck frenzy.

Just like a house after a swinger party where Chad and Stacy recked the place.
 
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That’s why it’s good to get cremated after death rather than on a funeral coffin either that or mummification if you’re rich
 
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That’s why it’s good to get cremated after death rather than on a funeral coffin either that or mummification if you’re rich
Your body always gets embalmed if you take the burial route, but yeah funerals are expensive in general.

If you're really rich, you can get cryogenically preserved just before dying with the hopes of living into the future.
 
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Yeah, after they're done with their fuck frenzy.

Just like a house after a swinger party where Chad and Stacy recked the place.
here in alaska 6 or 5 inch dragonflies mog us

they like to go to the back or sides of your house and fuck on the walls my grandmother made me go into the back yard when this was happening.... it was.... a sight to see


also when i was about 8 or 10 some native american foid had it really bad at her house with this dragonfly orgy shit you know you have to just come down here and see it :feelskek:
 
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Your body always gets embalmed if you take the burial route, but yeah funerals are expensive in general.

If you're really rich, you can get cryogenically preserved just before dying with the hopes of living into the future.
Funerals cost like 6k dollars on average I think

Yeah some futurama like preservation in hopes of scientists finding a way to revive dead corpses in the future pretty cool
 
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here in alaska 6 or 5 inch dragonflies mog us

they like to go to the back or sides of your house and fuck on the walls my grandmother made me go into the back yard when this was happening.... it was.... a sight to see


also when i was about 8 or 10 some native american foid had it really bad at her house with this dragonfly orgy shit you know you have to just come down here and see it :feelskek:
Insects having sex in our rooms under our cumrags and mattresses as we LDAR.
Funerals cost like 6k dollars on average I think

Yeah some futurama like preservation in hopes of scientists finding a way to revive dead corpses in the future pretty cool
Yep. Imagine paying that much over a death. Got no other choice but to be buried though.
 
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Insects having sex in our rooms under our cumrags and mattresses as we LDAR.
aw man one time i was sitting on the toilet and i just had this tick so i lifted up this rug and behold i caught carpet beetles having sex :feelspuke: and they were kind of hairy too


i put them on a napkin and set them outside
 
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aw man one time i was sitting on the toilet and i just had this tick so i lifted up this rug and behold i caught carpet beetles having sex :feelspuke: and they were kind of hairy too


i put them on a napkin and set them outside
They all living the life of Chad despite being low-order organisms. They get to fuck all day while eating scraps and living off our filth.
 
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Even after death, someone else benefits from you. :fuk:
Don't do this to yourself. Meaning thinking about these little things. Once you're dead you're dead. Worry about how to cope while alive.
 
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Don't do this to yourself.
I don't have plans to rope, I'm gonna stay strong and live as long as I can, but at the same time I kinda look forward to death as an escape if it happens.
 
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They all living the life of Chad despite being low-order organisms. They get to fuck all day while eating scraps and living off our filth.
the worms in the dirt we walk on fuck under it




worms dont actually fuck i think they like get eachothers sperm and lay eggs idk


i think thats just ocean flatworms im not sure


also the ants in the dirt the ant drones are just.... entitled to sex actually a drone ant gets to fuck the queen and be the father of her children same in termites, bees, wasp and any other social insect you can think of


also about the termites this is what their queens look like
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the worms in the dirt we walk on fuck under it




worms dont actually fuck i think they like get eachothers sperm and lay eggs idk
Earthworms are actually hermaphroditic, and yes they do mate.
i think thats just ocean flatworms im not sure


also the ants in the dirt the ant drones are just.... entitled to sex actually a drone ant gets to fuck the queen and be the father of her children same in termites, bees, wasp and any other social insect you can think of


also about the termites this is what their queens look like
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If you're a male ant or termite, your entire existence is just to get constant sex from the queen (gigastacy) from maturity to death, while the worker ants provide the resources.
 
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Earthworms are actually hermaphroditic, and yes they do mate.

If you're a male ant or termite, your entire existence is just to get constant sex from the queen (gigastacy) from maturity to death, while the worker ants provide the resources.
imagine if humans were like male ants :feelshehe:


the foids aka the worker ants could walk around in shor maid dresses :feelshmm:
 
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imagine if humans were like male ants :feelshehe:


the foids aka the worker ants could walk around in shor maid dresses :feelshmm:
The ultimate incel dream. Just do nothing all day but fucking gigastacy.
 
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The ultimate incel dream. Just do nothing all day but fucking gigastacy.
fun fact a large percent of ants are slackers

another fun fact ants take breaks :feelshmm:
 
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A few remain wageslaves tho.
i just learned this new fact about ants


when ants do nothing they actually do nothing :feelskek: they just sit there


kind of creepy


how tf have we been going on this long about how bugs mog us :feelshaha:
 
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i just learned this new fact about ants


when ants do nothing they actually do nothing :feelskek: they just sit there


kind of creepy


how tf have we been going on this long about how bugs mog us :feelshaha:
I think the worker ants die virgin tho.
 
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Thats why I want my body to get burned instead
 
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I don't have plans to rope, I'm gonna stay strong and live as long as I can, but at the same time I kinda look forward to death as an escape if it happens.
That's good man. Myself as well.

But what I meant was, there is no reason to waste even a minute thinking about this sort of thing and you started a whole thread on it. We have enough to worry about. That's what I meant.
 
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One of the most brutal thread on .is
 
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That's good man. Myself as well.

But what I meant was, there is no reason to waste even a minute thinking about this sort of thing and you started a whole thread on it. We have enough to worry about. That's what I meant.
It's just something that came across my mind. If you think about it, that's what's going on. Death unironically creates and continues new life. Not by yourself reproducing, but helping other organisms reproduce and nourish themselves from your flesh.
 
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nothing goes to waste. thats the point . to be efficient.
 
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I won't be buried
 
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When your death is more meaningful than your life
 
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here in alaska 6 or 5 inch dragonflies mog us

they like to go to the back or sides of your house and fuck on the walls my grandmother made me go into the back yard when this was happening.... it was.... a sight to see


also when i was about 8 or 10 some native american foid had it really bad at her house with this dragonfly orgy shit you know you have to just come down here and see it :feelskek:
I'd imagine otherwise, (besides the porn star dragon flies) Alaska is a nice place to live right? Better than big cities. Are you upper middle class with a big property?
 
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My corpse is gonna go unnoticed for months until the people below notice a strange stain on their ceiling.
 
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I'd imagine otherwise, (besides the porn star dragon flies) Alaska is a nice place to live right? Better than big cities. Are you upper middle class with a big property?
uhhhhm i have a big property but i have the little side of it


i would say im just lower middle class and yes it is a nice little place to live especially my town its easy to get around and easy to remember nothing to do though
 
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uhhhhm i have a big property but i have the little side of it


i would say im just lower middle class and yes it is a nice little place to live especially my town its easy to get around and easy to remember
See there you go. I would love to be a property owner in Alaska with my two canines and the space for them to roam. I come from a relatively small town, but for many reasons couldn't stay and couldn't continue to work. My current living situation is nice but not the most ideal if all possible choices were available. But we have to be happy with what we've got, as some people don't have anything.
nothing to do though.
Study and work in a simple job for as long as you can. All these big dreams of "needing things to do" is horseshit.
 
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See there you go. I would love to be a property owner in Alaska with my two canines and the space to roam.
alot of spiders though
and ants
and bees
and other critters :fuk:
 
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That’s why it’s good to get cremated after death rather than on a funeral coffin either that or mummification if you’re rich
WANNA be like my man king ramses with mummification,,,... IF CHAD OR STACIE FUCKS WITH MY HORSE SHOE I WILL COME BACK AS A CGI NIGGER
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alot of spiders though
and ants
and bees
and other critters :fuk:
What part of Alaska. I'd imagine the cold keeps them away no?

I am living in India. There are a lot of those same critters here. Bees hives on buildings the size of a large pillow. Etc
 
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Well I won't be dying a virgin then
 
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