Imagine, due to an extreme genetic mutation, you end up looking like Knajjd on a hypothetical planet where everyone else is an ugly high T horse faced ogre.
NOBODY else has a midface anywhere close to yours. EVERYONE else has a super long midface, THIS guy has the second shortest midface on the planet (yours is the shortest obviously):
What would you do?
Here's what I would do. I'd date a mommy gf that would princess carry me and cuddle me being the big spoon. Finding such a woman would be no problem as all women would want me and be willing to be my ideal gf. I'd also have a ton of female stalkers...wouldn't have to do anything to have them, but I would enjoy that. I'd have a ton of orbiters who would send me money. I would quickly become a celebrity despite having no discernible talent to speak of. I would of course hire a team of body guards that would put the secret service to shame, which would be 100 percent necessary as there would be many angry incel ogres out for my blood, being enraged out of jealousy of my insanely good looks. Not to mention I would be the cause of millions of dead bedrooms....what woman would want to sleep in the same bed as a horse faced ogre knowing someone as pretty as me exists? So many horse faced high T ogres would be forced to sleep on the couch, and they'd all take it, begrudgingly. The assassination attempts would be well planned out, hopefully my body guards would successfully foil them all.
Now...for the next step. Once my popularity became high enough, I would form a religion and claim to be a messiah. Women (and men) from all around the planet would come to worship me. Soon, nearly all women would be on my side. Many men would support me (or at least pretend to) because all the women did. With over 50 percent of the population worshiping me, I would attempt to overthrow the government(s). Naturally, this would lead to a civil/world war, but my side would prevail as I would have greater numbers. Once my side wins and I am the communist dictator of my newly formed one world government I would give a Lelouch tier speech where I end with OBEY ME SUBJECTS, OBEY ME WORLD! "All hail Knajjd! All hail Knajjd!" they would chant. Naturally the low status angry ogre incels would try to rebel against me, but they wouldn't stand a chance.
At this point I would only be in my early 20s. But I would realize, i've done it all....and once I aged I wouldn't be cute anymore...and my empire would crumble. So I'd form a suicide pact with my mommy gf wife. I would be worshipped for millennia and my face would be on all bank notes. Speaking ill of me would be punishable by death.
NOBODY else has a midface anywhere close to yours. EVERYONE else has a super long midface, THIS guy has the second shortest midface on the planet (yours is the shortest obviously):
What would you do?
Here's what I would do. I'd date a mommy gf that would princess carry me and cuddle me being the big spoon. Finding such a woman would be no problem as all women would want me and be willing to be my ideal gf. I'd also have a ton of female stalkers...wouldn't have to do anything to have them, but I would enjoy that. I'd have a ton of orbiters who would send me money. I would quickly become a celebrity despite having no discernible talent to speak of. I would of course hire a team of body guards that would put the secret service to shame, which would be 100 percent necessary as there would be many angry incel ogres out for my blood, being enraged out of jealousy of my insanely good looks. Not to mention I would be the cause of millions of dead bedrooms....what woman would want to sleep in the same bed as a horse faced ogre knowing someone as pretty as me exists? So many horse faced high T ogres would be forced to sleep on the couch, and they'd all take it, begrudgingly. The assassination attempts would be well planned out, hopefully my body guards would successfully foil them all.
Now...for the next step. Once my popularity became high enough, I would form a religion and claim to be a messiah. Women (and men) from all around the planet would come to worship me. Soon, nearly all women would be on my side. Many men would support me (or at least pretend to) because all the women did. With over 50 percent of the population worshiping me, I would attempt to overthrow the government(s). Naturally, this would lead to a civil/world war, but my side would prevail as I would have greater numbers. Once my side wins and I am the communist dictator of my newly formed one world government I would give a Lelouch tier speech where I end with OBEY ME SUBJECTS, OBEY ME WORLD! "All hail Knajjd! All hail Knajjd!" they would chant. Naturally the low status angry ogre incels would try to rebel against me, but they wouldn't stand a chance.
At this point I would only be in my early 20s. But I would realize, i've done it all....and once I aged I wouldn't be cute anymore...and my empire would crumble. So I'd form a suicide pact with my mommy gf wife. I would be worshipped for millennia and my face would be on all bank notes. Speaking ill of me would be punishable by death.
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