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SlayerSlayer

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You have sex. SEX IS A PART OF YOUR LIFE. It's just something you have. We all have something we dont have. Like for instance I am unskilled in many many ways. I can't do basic things like whistle, snap my fingers, or swim, or roller blade, I cannot handstand, or fix basic things that aren't computer related. I can't even hoop a hula hoop. I can't do any of these basic things normies can, but on top of all these things even retards can do, THEY HAVE SEX. It feels like a fat guy sitting on my face and taking a dump.

Not only do you have sex, but you snap your fingers so your bitch gives you a sandwhich, whistle wolf her when she puts on a g-string, swim and roller blade naked with her. HOW MUCH WINNING CAN A NORMIE GET???

Sex is a natural extension of your lifestyle in the same way like watching a movie after a day of work feels normal. SEX IS AS STRANGE PEEPING INTO A CRYSTAL BALL THAT IS AN EROTIC DIMENSION- AND YOU LIVE IN THE G RATED DIMENSION WHERE NOBODY HAS SEX EVERYONE IS WOKE AND GAY AND ARE MORALIZING YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU ARE STUPID
 
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im pretty far into my 20s and I fear of becoming crazy like u after turning wizard.
 
the olympics thread got to you huh
 
Imagine the news during the Russia invasion in COD MW2

Shit would be bonkers
 
Based wizardcel :feelsmage::feelsokman:
 
I had sex last Saturday, and all I had to do was pay an older obese meth head prostitute $250. In terms of raw physical pleasure, jerking off to porn is usually better than most of the sex I have had. Maybe things are different if you have sex with an attractive slim teen girl. I haven't experienced this. Once I paid a hot ~25yo Asian prostitute with huge (H cup) perfectly shaped soft natural tits to jerk me off while letting me motorboat her breasts, and I felt amazing for like a week afterwards.
 
Not only do you have sex, but you snap your fingers so your bitch gives you a sandwhich, whistle wolf her when she puts on a g-string, swim and roller blade naked with her
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Angry Jon Bernthal GIF by NETFLIX

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Minimun required face to be a sex haver in 2024
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This should be labeled as RageFuel... im seething at this post. FUCK CHADS!!!!! FUCK FOIDS!
 
I'm not reading this thread for my mental health. I still have a gf in my mind.
 
Inceldom is a disability
 
I literally can't understand how people can have sex, it's sound like a tale for me like wtf how can you pass the stade talking ---> fucking like an animal ???

Sex is unrealist for me. I live in a world where it doesn't exist and i can't imagine myself being a sexhaver in any scenario
 
You have sex. SEX IS A PART OF YOUR LIFE. It's just something you have. We all have something we dont have. Like for instance I am unskilled in many many ways. I can't do basic things like whistle, snap my fingers, or swim, or roller blade, I cannot handstand, or fix basic things that aren't computer related. I can't even hoop a hula hoop. I can't do any of these basic things normies can, but on top of all these things even retards can do, THEY HAVE SEX. It feels like a fat guy sitting on my face and taking a dump.

Not only do you have sex, but you snap your fingers so your bitch gives you a sandwhich, whistle wolf her when she puts on a g-string, swim and roller blade naked with her. HOW MUCH WINNING CAN A NORMIE GET???

Sex is a natural extension of your lifestyle in the same way like watching a movie after a day of work feels normal. SEX IS AS STRANGE PEEPING INTO A CRYSTAL BALL THAT IS AN EROTIC DIMENSION- AND YOU LIVE IN THE G RATED DIMENSION WHERE NOBODY HAS SEX EVERYONE IS WOKE AND GAY AND ARE MORALIZING YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU ARE STUPID
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I cant do anything
 
I've been becoming more and more stir crazy over the past few weeks because of no sex and no prospects of getting into a relationship.
 
Can't even imagine
 
I'd be with a girl like this.
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You have sex. SEX IS A PART OF YOUR LIFE. It's just something you have. We all have something we dont have. Like for instance I am unskilled in many many ways. I can't do basic things like whistle, snap my fingers, or swim, or roller blade, I cannot handstand, or fix basic things that aren't computer related. I can't even hoop a hula hoop. I can't do any of these basic things normies can, but on top of all these things even retards can do, THEY HAVE SEX. It feels like a fat guy sitting on my face and taking a dump.
I can relate to this too much. Im useless in everything, can't whistle, can't fix things with my hands and can't have sex. I wish there was a way to just rope and be reincarnated as someone normal without those issues
 

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