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Story I'm using this thread to go into detail about all of my sexual experiences; so will you
Nice brag bunny cuck.
Here are mine:
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Cant see shit, am I blind ?
I ate out a couple bitches once. Got a bj too.
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eh?
I like the use of metaphors
Did I mention that I get IOIs on a daily basis?
I fucked ur mom last night
Is that the list of all women you haven't fucked?
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ban this stupid bragger.
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I was about to report you man but then I was like "hold on, how is this nigga going to eat out a COUPLE of bitchES ONCE?" So I reported you for that instead because you confused me
How much protein was it?
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*braggart
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Art thou agitated, brother?
Here are mine:
None.
I'm fucking my smoking hot gf right now while you no-life faggots jerk off to Chinese cartoons
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I'm jerking off my smoking hot gf right now while you no-life faggots fuck Chinese cartoonsI'm fucking my smoking hot gf right now while you no-life faggots jerk off to Chinese cartoons
We all know bunnies be fuckin'
didn't read
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Literally not a single word
didnt read cos couldnt
@Reginald
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cope*braggart
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didnt read lol
in fact a lot of experience
I jerked off in class once
To my teacher as well
To my teacher as well
Holy shit leave some of the pussy to us bro
There was this one night right...so there was this one night, Ima' tell you when I cried. There was this one night where...you went to sleep. And I snuck, matter of fact I didn't even have to sneak because your mom's a grown ass woman. So there was this one night where you went to sleep, I came over late at night...came over with a bottle of wine. Uhh, it was in a brown bag cause that's what niggas do. And, you know your mom she answered the door in a robe. Smellin' good, had on a nice perfume I can't remember the scent it was like one of those...one of those cougar scents. And I walked through the door right? And she opens the robe, and titties was just as saggy as ever cause you know gravity hit em' she was a little bit older gravity hit em' she had a seasoned body right? Stomach was still a little bit flat but with stretch marks, titties was saggin' a little bit, ass was slappable but it wasn't nothing circumferenced or bubbly. Umm and she invites me in right? And the first thing she does is rip off my shirt I knew she was gonna rip off my shirt so I wore something cheap. She rips off my shirt, throws off my jacket. Um, she rips off my kappa pants. And she just sits there for a minute astonished...at the girth and the length of the BBC.
And at that point...all I could do...was grab her from the back of her neck, spin her around, bend her over, spread both cheeks wide. Before I slide in, slap 1, slap 2. Slap right, slap left, and I sliiid in the BBC slowly...while she moaned profusely. Groaned, screamed. Couldn't believe I filled all five dimensions of the vag. I filled the back, the left...hold on, let me say that again. I filled the back...the right...the left...down...over. Five dimensions was touched, creamed all over the D. After a 30 minute session, I didn't even wanna fuck, but I made it last for 30 minutes so she could make sure...that I gave her one of the best orgasms she ever had. Creamed all over the condom, I'm not gonna fuck a random raw right? Umm...and I busted...pulled off the condom...and I busted and shot, super soaker zx 2000 all over those asscheeks, until she just couldn't handle it no more. And I went in the bathroom and rinsed off, right? Cleaned it off. Got ready, got a towel...cleaned up...and I was outta there and I haven't fuckin' called her since bitch ass nigga. That's the last time I cried.
And at that point...all I could do...was grab her from the back of her neck, spin her around, bend her over, spread both cheeks wide. Before I slide in, slap 1, slap 2. Slap right, slap left, and I sliiid in the BBC slowly...while she moaned profusely. Groaned, screamed. Couldn't believe I filled all five dimensions of the vag. I filled the back, the left...hold on, let me say that again. I filled the back...the right...the left...down...over. Five dimensions was touched, creamed all over the D. After a 30 minute session, I didn't even wanna fuck, but I made it last for 30 minutes so she could make sure...that I gave her one of the best orgasms she ever had. Creamed all over the condom, I'm not gonna fuck a random raw right? Umm...and I busted...pulled off the condom...and I busted and shot, super soaker zx 2000 all over those asscheeks, until she just couldn't handle it no more. And I went in the bathroom and rinsed off, right? Cleaned it off. Got ready, got a towel...cleaned up...and I was outta there and I haven't fuckin' called her since bitch ass nigga. That's the last time I cried.
Blanks me
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