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Saysitsover

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I’m thinking g I will ask out a girl I see shop at Walmart I work at. She goes by seafood section every time she come in our store. I’m thinking I will purchase her a kings crab legs and ask if she want to take it further beyond crabs legs
 
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don’t buy her anything just ask her out
 
At least you try
 
go for it brocel
 
don’t buy her anything just ask her out
Imagine, some guy asks you out and gives you a fucking crab leg. Op, just ask her out, don't give her a goddamn crab leg.

Wait, I'm retarded, I just saw your pfp, I'm an idiot.
 
why not go for it
 
DONT BUY HER FUCKING CRAB LEGS
 
I’m thinking g I will ask out a girl I see shop at Walmart I work at. She goes by seafood section every time she come in our store. I’m thinking I will purchase her a kings crab legs and ask if she want to take it further beyond crabs legs
good luck
 
Imagine, some guy asks you out and gives you a fucking crab leg. Op, just ask her out, don't give her a goddamn crab leg.

Wait, I'm retarded, I just saw your pfp, I'm an idiot.
wow that makes me an idiot aswell for not noticing lmao
 
Tell her I said hi
 
If she rejects you follow her home and stalk her.
 
Soon you'll be spreading her crab legs :feelsEhh:
 
I know this is a troll post but It's always worth shooting your shot. I fear no embarrassment.
 
I’m thinking g I will ask out a girl I see shop at Walmart I work at.
If you're into unemployment and sexual harassment charges, go ahead.
 
Good luck, and may the spirit of Elliot Rodger be with you
 
Be ready to shank her when she rejects u
 
Get it over and done with, but remember, if she says yes, it doesn't automatically mean she wants you, but probably feels bad for you
 

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