JFL I'm such a retard: job hunting

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

i walked into a barbershop asked r u hiring, they asked if I'm a barber I said no, can you cut hair? noand they gave me a weird look and said they're alright then like I have down syndrome

on the plus side some random paki shop dude was really nice and took my CV in and seemed interested even tho they weren't currently hiring "but it changes pretty often"

that's 2 irl job applications today

Thank you

 

[Chirag gupta]

If you’re white, then there’s pretty much no chance you get hired, especially in the uk

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

If you’re white, then there’s pretty much no chance you get hired, especially in the uk

i am wite

u mean for the barbershop?

or in gneral

Thank you

 

[Maikowski]

nigga did some social worker tell you to go apply in person? That shit never works, they're laughing at cho black ass

 

[Sir Silentium]

Construction is always hiring. Do a quick course on heavy machinery and you can be on 100K salaries in no time

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

nigga did some social worker tell you to go apply in person? That shit never works, they're laughing at cho black ass

i applied for 70 jobs on indeed and not a single response back bro fuck else am i ment to do

 

[fokusin]

Construction is always hiring.

 

[subindian]

i applied for 70 jobs on indeed and not a single response back bro fuck else am i ment to do

the uk economy is fucked 17000 jobs available for 1.2 mil graduates

 

[Initium]

If you are really 5'1 with a micropenis apply for disability.

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

Construction is always hiring. Do a quick course on heavy machinery and you can be on 100K salaries in no time

I'm 5'1 59-60kg with a 17.5" bidelt

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

I'm 5'1 39-40kg with a 14.5" bidelt

I meant 59-60kg wtf

 

[Chirag gupta]

i am wite

u mean for the barbershop?

or in gneral

Thank you

In General

They only hire women, ethnics and gays

It’s even more unlikely you get a hired since you’re white, 5ft1 and ugly

I don’t even bother trying to find any since I know it’ll just end in failure

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

In General

They only hire women, ethnics and gays

It’s even more unlikely you get a hired since you’re white, 5ft1 and ugly

I don’t even bother trying to find any since I know it’ll just end in failure

how do i get a job then

i applied to 70 jobs on indeed and none said anything

Thank you

 

[Sir Silentium]

I meant 59-60kg wtf

The height and weight don't even matter, as long as you are somewhat fit to labour

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

I'm 5'1 39-40kg with a 14.5" bidelt

and 17.5

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

If you are really 5'1 with a micropenis apply for disability.

well funny that mate

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

i applied for 70 jobs on indeed and not a single response back bro fuck else am i ment to do

Be a foid, or have connections, or be the manager's nephew.
Or just keep applying in person and calling by phone hoping that you get lucky and someone is desperate enough to hire you (hasn't happened to me out of all the restaurants, bars and shops in town because they only take foids).
Indeed is useless unless it's from Amazon or Burger King. Everyone else won't even read your application.

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

Be a foid, or have connections, or be the manager's nephew.
Or just keep applying in person and calling by phone hoping that you get lucky and someone is desperate enough to hire you (hasn't happened to me out of all the restaurants, bars and shops in town because they only take foids).
Indeed is useless unless it's from Amazon or Burger King. Everyone else won't even read your application.

how do i get a job den mf

 

[Wolnir]

how do i get a job den mf

job centre

 

[literallyretarded]

i walked into a barbershop asked r u hiring, they asked if I'm a barber I said no, can you cut hair? noand they gave me a weird look and said they're alright then like I have down syndrome

on the plus side some random paki shop dude was really nice and took my CV in and seemed interested even tho they weren't currently hiring "but it changes pretty often"

that's 2 irl job applications today

Thank you

if you cant cut hair you should get a different job.

 

[Rapistcel]

on the plus side some random paki shop dude was really nice and took my CV in and seemed interested even tho they weren't currently hiring "but it changes pretty often"

Probably just a polite way to reject you

 

[LeFrenchCel]

i applied for 70 jobs on indeed and not a single response back bro fuck else am i ment to do

But some niggas will tell you "muh find a job bro it's so easy"

It's easier to get a gf atp and this isn't much of an exaggeration

 

[Ren Hoek]

But some niggas will tell you "muh find a job bro it's so easy"

Normies say this bullshit

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Normies say this bullshit

Because they share the same braincell