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Jerek

Jerek

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Call me a cuck, but among the escorts i've tried there are very few ones that i'm truly happy to pay and fuck.

Yes, it's a delusion, but there is this one, a 23 years old girl which is easily an 8, maybe more. Tall, perfect ass, small perky tits, model face and she does have a really good attitude. Also, when i go to her, i know she will do what i want. No bullshit.

I guess i'm "happy" to see her because she's, aestetically, my ideal girl. Other escorts i've tried had too much of that "i'm a hooker" look, instead this one just looks like an hot and young slut you'd like to have as a friend with benefits. It's the only escort that i did oral on (yes, i know it's like putting your tongue in a toilet, but fuck that pussy is good).

She's not cheap, though, 130€ for an hour and she doesn't do BJ's (and no, it's not because i smell, other escorts have gladly sucked it, one even put her tongue in my butthole -and that was strangely very arousing-).

Other escorts, though, i feel like shit after i come.

So, what's your position about escorts? Do you have too ones that makes you feel almost a human?
 
tbh they are better than thots because they are less discriminatory
 
tbh they are better than thots because they are less discriminatory

Out of the loop, what's the difference between escort and thots? You refer to random no pay sluts?
 
I paid one to shit on her face before, that was fun. She was in the news as she died last year, she was also famous for falling from a balcony and surviving.
 
If you had to fuck them with a condom its over for you and waste of money. i want to fuck girl pussy raw.
I paid one to shit on her face before, that was fun. She was in the news as she died last year, she was also famous for falling from a balcony and surviving.
dubai porta potty maxxing i see
 
I paid one to shit on her face before, that was fun. She was in the news as she died last year, she was also famous for falling from a balcony and surviving.
LARP
 
Yeah. Except I think I have a couple STDs now but whatever
 
I paid one to shit on her face before, that was fun. She was in the news as she died last year, she was also famous for falling from a balcony and surviving.
lol what a hero tbh. she probably died cause of your shit tbh bro
 
lol what a hero tbh. she probably died cause of your shit tbh bro
Thanks, it was a drugs overdose though, that’s why I never fucked her. Only paid £20 to do it too. Remember calling her and asking and she was like, if you pay me yes
 
escorts are the only foids still fulfilling their primary function in society which is being a wet hole to be filled.

just lol at "muh career" foids working till 35 and then shitting out autism and retard babies
 
escorts are the only foids still fulfilling their primary function in society which is being a wet hole to be filled.

just lol at "muh career" foids working till 35 and then shitting out autism and retard babies
this tbh
 
All women are whores but escorts are at least honest about it.
 
For real? Did you fuck them raw? What do you have?
Yeah I fucked some raw and almost always get bare blow jobs. Not sure what I have atm. If it doesn't burn when you pee pee you ain't doing it right :chad::soy::feels:. Tbh it's perfect suifuel for me, no normal girl will ever want me now for sure. An incel with fukking viral diseases :feelstastyman::cryfeels::feelsrope:
 
escorts are the only foids still fulfilling their primary function in society which is being a wet hole to be filled.
Which is exactly why feminists have joined forces with cuckservatives to criminalize escorts, even in Toronto where Asian escorts are harassed by police because of how they dress in a private businessplace.
 
She takes you 130€ for 1 hour

You, you have to work 6 hours to make 130€ (Germany) or 8 hours (France)

It's even not cuckholdy

It's parasitism
 
you pay far more than that in the longrun on a normal relationship where you have to buy her shit and give her food. escortceling in east europe is ideal
 
Out of the loop, what's the difference between escort and thots? You refer to random no pay sluts?
yea

Thots=sluts you can only get through looks, which is why you see whenever money is given, she only gives back less than what she offers(unless you are 8+)

Escorts=sluts that take money, more money more escort pussy you get

>Out of the loop
:soy:(reddit)
 
You're lucky to find an 8 escort as most I've seen are a 5 at best.
 
escorts are perfect if you're making +1k$ per day online and can travel to countries where they're cheaper. If you have a normal 9-5 job and stuck in a 1st world country, it's not sustainable or worth it.
 
Yeah I fucked some raw and almost always get bare blow jobs. Not sure what I have atm. If it doesn't burn when you pee pee you ain't doing it right :chad::soy::feels:. Tbh it's perfect suifuel for me, no normal girl will ever want me now for sure. An incel with fukking viral diseases :feelstastyman::cryfeels::feelsrope:

You can't get anything really serious with bj's but raw fucking, well, i'd avoid that. It's not that if you catch a serious std you insta-die, you might suffer. Watch out, my dude.
She takes you 130€ for 1 hour

You, you have to work 6 hours to make 130€ (Germany) or 8 hours (France)

It's even not cuckholdy

It's parasitism

I have to work 2 days, i'm poorcel. (in my country it's average, but still, at least they let me have money while rotting at home)
 

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