I want to date my foid coworker

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Yeah, I guess. One time my mother told me something good, and I automatically responded with "Based". Another time, she told me her knee she had surgery on hurt, and I just said "Brutal"

jfl based

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

jfl based

Yep, lol. She literally told me it's like I'm speaking a new language anymore

 

[Castaway]

Should I ask her if I can take a pictur of her? I can show you guys and you can tell me what female celebrity she looks like. The only one I could think of is Paget Brewster.

If you obtain her photo PM it to me. I’m curious to see how she looks like

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Throw a burger at the thot

We don't have burgers, I could go to the meat department and get ground beef or to the frozen department and get frozen patties or maybe sliders.

 

[Therapywasawaste]

If you obtain her photo PM it to me. I’m curious to see how she looks like

Ok, she so cute, I want to show everyone.

 

[cripplecel]

We don't have burgers, I could go to the meat department and get ground beef or to the frozen department and get frozen patties or maybe sliders.

Get a ground beef and make it into ball shape, make two of these meat balls. Then throw one at the thots face and the other at the thots ass.

Initially she will be mad but give it 18-24 hours and she will want to fuck you.

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Initially she will be mad but give it 18-24 hours and she will want to fuck you.

What about getting fired? I don't want to get fired.

 

[Therapywasawaste]

If you obtain her photo PM it to me. I’m curious to see how she looks like

I am off work Thursday and Friday so it may be a while.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

The 19-year-old one. She's so cute, I want to squish her face. She asked me when my birthday was, is that a good sign? Like she wants me to be closer to her age so she won't feel weird about letting me squish her?

I told her she looks like Finn Wolfhard and she was a offended because I said she looks like a guy. I told her he barley looks like a guy anyway so she barley looks like a guy. Then I said she doesn't look like a guy at all, except a little like that one guy.

She's never gonna lemme squish.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

rape her

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

drug her

 

[Jud Pottah]

You only made it worse

This is why Autism is such a buzzkill.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

We don't have burgers, I could go to the meat department and get ground beef or to the frozen department and get frozen patties or maybe sliders.

Make her a bunch of burgers and tell her she needs to eat them all to fatten up . Don’t mind my fetish

 

[Lux]

You ruined it anyway. Why did you thought it would be a good idea to compare her to an male?

 

[autistic_celibate32]

The 19-year-old one. She's so cute, I want to squish her face. She asked me when my birthday was, is that a good sign? Like she wants me to be closer to her age so she won't feel weird about letting me squish her?

I told her she looks like Finn Wolfhard and she was a offended because I said she looks like a guy. I told her he barley looks like a guy anyway so she barley looks like a guy. Then I said she doesn't look like a guy at all, except a little like that one guy.

She's never gonna lemme squish.

Just don’t tell her you wanna squish her face that’s gonna seriously turn her the fuck off. And if she finds out you’re an Enzo, even if you’re in a relationship she’ll dump in two seconds flat because we treat women like shit.

Take my advice and tell her your age tell her that you’re interested in her and actually she looks pretty and see where it goes.

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Just don’t tell her you wanna squish her face that’s gonna seriously turn her the fuck off

So I should just do it?

 

[zerozerozero]

tell her you trying to fuck

 

[BlueCore]

So I should just do it?

If she hasn't shown any signs she likes you outside of the basics, then it's over

But you can still ask her if you want