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Serious I'm planning revenge on my robbers in Minecraft. Please give me advice

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Yesterday one of my items was left on this one table outside and it stolen. The guy who stole it said: "I was the one who stole it, what are you going to do about it? I know you won't do anything because you are a pussy." all while having multiple people around who he knows would help him and plus carrying a weapon. After that I got a threat that if I say one more insult to him for stealing my stuff that he is going to be in prison and I'm going to be in a hospital bed. I couldn't do anything, 1v1 I would have killed that guy since we already wrestled and I overpowered him even when he weighs more due to some experience in BJJ while I was a redpilled fightmaxxer, but now he had weapons and people so he threatened me easily. How should I respond? I don't have many friends and I don't have anyone to install me gun mods in Minecraft (for threatening the villager, not killing him). Best I can do is craft an Iron sword but then we get to another problem: I also need to have a pumpking head on my helmet slot so that no monsters can see who did it. The problem is that cameras are literally everywhere and I don't know how to get to him without looking suspicious while having to walk with the pumpking head at all times. Any advices?
 
Total Robber Death
 
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Be careful brocel.
 
Should’ve called the cops on that faggot who cares about being labeled a snitch
 
What country do you live in
 
Minecraft has gotten so much worse. They just keep adding pointless shit.
 
In Minecraft, maybe one can put something in what he eats or drinks, or turn him in anonymously for a different crime. Does he carry the weapon legally?
 
If you know where he lives, you could try jumping him when he’s not looking. Just make sure to craft full diamond gear and wear a pumpkin. Scout out his area to find blank spots with no cameras. He most likely won’t report you to the local iron golem, and even if he does, they probably wouldn’t care too much as long as you don’t beat him that badly
 
If you know where he lives, you could try jumping him when he’s not looking. Just make sure to craft full diamond gear and wear a pumpkin. Scout out his area to find blank spots with no cameras. He most likely won’t report you to the local iron golem, and even if he does, they probably wouldn’t care too much as long as you don’t beat him that badly
Also, scout a week or two in the dark and with your hood up just incase the golems check the cameras for suspicious suspects
 
Don't dig straight down
 
Drop an iron anvil on him.
 
In Minecraft, maybe one can put something in what he eats or drinks, or turn him in anonymously for a different crime. Does he carry the weapon legally?
Both are a no
 
If you know where he lives, you could try jumping him when he’s not looking. Just make sure to craft full diamond gear and wear a pumpkin. Scout out his area to find blank spots with no cameras. He most likely won’t report you to the local iron golem, and even if he does, they probably wouldn’t care too much as long as you don’t beat him that badly
I know where he lives but the problem is his house is crowded and I can't really scout when he is home and when he isn't. I was thinking of just breaking the glass and maybe his minecart by paying 50 golden ingots to two piglins to assist me. The problem is that the whole area is supervised by cameras so iron golems can literally track you from one spot to another by cameras being everywhere. The idea would be to do it as fast as possible at night and then hop back in your horse that doesn't have a nickname (or how you can destroy registration plates in GTA V if you know what I mean) and then ride off to another village through the plains biome and sleep one night from monsters and then return the next day to my village.
 
Don't get caught
 
Does he have the weapons legally? If not, report him to the police.
 
Does he have the weapons legally? If not, report him to the police.
No he doesn't but I think there aren't any laws saying you can't carry a knife around and I think that his dad might have a rifle licence. Also one of the reasons why I wouldn't storm their home in Minecraft and just beat him up to low HP. I need to be quick and in secret
 
If you game end him in Minecraft, take out some whores too alongside him using your diamond sword and TNT.
 
S-tier thread
 
I didn't know there were other people this interested in Minecraft, LMAO.

Anyway, you probably can't just get direct revenge against him for griefing and making threats against you in the chat, if the admins aren't going to do anything about it (which isn't particularly surprising), you definitely won't be able to manage to grief him or PVP back without getting the admins chasing you—and they will catch you. Modern-day logs are incredibly thorough and thus have made it hard to ever get past the admins if they want you. You need to drop any hopes for PVP because the best case scenario is that you combat-log him and get him down to low-HP—but players like him will literally never accept a loss and will absolutely hunt you down until the ends of time and will just grief your Minecraft house or PVP you again but with enchanted gear.

Your best hope is to take revenge against him in some other, obscure way that he can't connect back to you. It's easier said than done, though, and you have to do thorough research to figure out what would be best in order to get him to rage-quit.
 
I didn't know there were other people this interested in Minecraft, LMAO.

Anyway, you probably can't just get direct revenge against him for griefing and making threats against you in the chat, if the admins aren't going to do anything about it (which isn't particularly surprising), you definitely won't be able to manage to grief him or PVP back without getting the admins chasing you—and they will catch you. Modern-day logs are incredibly thorough and thus have made it hard to ever get past the admins if they want you. You need to drop any hopes for PVP because the best case scenario is that you combat-log him and get him down to low-HP—but players like him will literally never accept a loss and will absolutely hunt you down until the ends of time and will just grief your Minecraft house or PVP you again but with enchanted gear.

Your best hope is to take revenge against him in some other, obscure way that he can't connect back to you. It's easier said than done, though, and you have to do thorough research to figure out what would be best in order to get him to rage-quit.
Well, he himself said that I'm a pussy and that I won't do anything, so how would he suspect me if I hire some other players with some emeralds to grief him and get him to medium HP in the process? How much would that cost? I'm willing to go for even 1k diamonds if the job is done correct.
 
Well, he himself said that I'm a pussy and that I won't do anything, so how would he suspect me if I hire some other players with some emeralds to grief him and get him to medium HP in the process? How much would that cost? I'm willing to go for even 1k diamonds if the job is done correct.
If it's just them, then maybe you could get the admins off of your tail.
 
don't post this shit dumbass
 
Yesterday one of my items was left on this one table outside and it stolen. The guy who stole it said: "I was the one who stole it, what are you going to do about it? I know you won't do anything because you are a pussy." all while having multiple people around who he knows would help him and plus carrying a weapon. After that I got a threat that if I say one more insult to him for stealing my stuff that he is going to be in prison and I'm going to be in a hospital bed. I couldn't do anything, 1v1 I would have killed that guy since we already wrestled and I overpowered him even when he weighs more due to some experience in BJJ while I was a redpilled fightmaxxer, but now he had weapons and people so he threatened me easily. How should I respond? I don't have many friends and I don't have anyone to install me gun mods in Minecraft (for threatening the villager, not killing him). Best I can do is craft an Iron sword but then we get to another problem: I also need to have a pumpking head on my helmet slot so that no monsters can see who did it. The problem is that cameras are literally everywhere and I don't know how to get to him without looking suspicious while having to walk with the pumpking head at all times. Any advices?
Yahweh be with you
 
don't post this shit dumbass
Like anything will happen I will just delete my account and a lawyer can say this didn't happen in real life just minecraft
 

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