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Discussion I'm not sure whether or not it's over for me, so I made a list of incel and non-incel traits I have. What do you think?

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Feel free to let me know if you think it's over for me or not, based on the traits.

Incel Traits:
  • 5'8"
  • Indian
  • 5.5" penis
  • Haven't had sex for 8 years, and only had sex once (which was with a fat black woman).
  • No friends.
  • No social media presence.
  • Broke, no money.

Chad Traits:
  • Had a big titty blonde gf when I was 14, who I dry-humped and kissed the tits of when I brought her home in the middle of the night.
  • Even though I only had it once, and I've since been in a dry-spell for 8 years, I've still technically had sex.
  • Had 3 girls flirt with me before, or at least give IOIs. 1 asian, 1 white, and 1 mixed half-white half-black methhead. And 2 black women had crushes on me.
PS I apologize if I triggered you by mentioning the good things that happened to me, I only did it for context and because according to Incel TV on Youtube I'm supposed to be automatically Incel since I'm both 5'8" short and Indian. I'm asking you guys because if you guys say that there's hope for me I'll work out and try to get rich, but if you guys think I'm incel because of my 8 year dry spell and my other incel traits then I'll LDAR and enjoy the decline without interacting with society. That's why it's really important to me, I'm not trying to humblebrag.
 
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Feel free to let me know if you think it's over for me or not, based on the traits.

Incel Traits:
  • 5'8"
  • Indian
  • 5.5" penis
  • Haven't had sex for 8 years, and only had sex once (which was with a fat black woman).
  • No friends.
  • No social media presence.
  • Broke, no money.

Chad Traits:
  • Had a big titty blonde gf when I was 14, who I dry-humped and kissed the tits of when I brought her home in the middle of the night.
  • Even though I only had it once, and I've since been in a dry-spell for 8 years, I've still technically had sex.
  • Had 3 girls flirt with me before, or at least give IOIs. 1 asian, 1 white, and 1 mixed half-white half-black methhead. And 2 black women had crushes on me.
PS I apologize if I triggered you by mentioning the good things that happened to me, I only did it for context and because according to Incel TV on Youtube I'm supposed to be automatically Incel since I'm both 5'8" short and Indian. I'm asking you guys because if you guys say that there's hope for me I'll work out and try to get rich, but if you guys think I'm incel because of my 8 year dry spell and my other incel traits then I'll LDAR and enjoy the decline without interacting with society. That's why it's really important to me, I'm not trying to humblebrag.
not incel, big titty teenlove is too key a youth experiences that even non-forumcels would call you fakecel for

you are victim of the dating market
 
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not incel, big titty teenlove is too key a youth experiences that even non-forumcels would call you fakecel for

you are victim of the dating market
So do you think I should still try to be successful in dating by spending time working out and working hard to get rich? Or am I essentially equivalent to incel since I'm a victim of the dating market? Honestly I'd love to be NEET but if you think I have a shot I'd feel guilty for not trying.
 
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So do you think I should still try to be successful in dating by spending time working out and working hard to get rich? Or am I essentially equivalent to incel since I'm a victim of the dating market? Honestly I'd love to be NEET but if you think I have a shot I'd feel guilty for not trying.
personally i think most lives aren't objectively worth living and require societal conditioning and gross self interest to maintain. Do you strongly hate your life of trying? then give up. And you will get 3-4 years of readjustment in which to hedonize. If you don't hate it so unbearably then be bluepilled and either you luck out or holiday to filipines for sexo
 
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if you are ugly its over. good luck coping.
 
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Chad Traits:
  • Had a big titty blonde gf when I was 14, who I dry-humped and kissed the tits of when I brought her home in the middle of the night.
  • Even though I only had it once, and I've since been in a dry-spell for 8 years, I've still technically had sex.
  • Had 3 girls flirt with me before, or at least give IOIs. 1 asian, 1 white, and 1 mixed half-white half-black methhead. And 2 black women had crushes on me.
Why aren't you banned. You already ascended
 
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Because I haven't had sex for 8 years even though I wanted to. i.e. I've been involuntarily celibate for 8 years.
Once you ascend there's no coming back
 
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Because I haven't had sex for 8 years even though I wanted to. i.e. I've been involuntarily celibate for 8 years.
If you have had unpaid sex you can't be incel. You're a typical normie, they often don't have sex for years. Doesn't mean they're incel.
 
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Another curry”cel” I see
 
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Feel free to let me know if you think it's over for me or not, based on the traits.

Incel Traits:
  • 5'8"
  • Indian
  • 5.5" penis
  • Haven't had sex for 8 years, and only had sex once (which was with a fat black woman).
  • No friends.
  • No social media presence.
  • Broke, no money.

Chad Traits:
  • Had a big titty blonde gf when I was 14, who I dry-humped and kissed the tits of when I brought her home in the middle of the night.
  • Even though I only had it once, and I've since been in a dry-spell for 8 years, I've still technically had sex.
  • Had 3 girls flirt with me before, or at least give IOIs. 1 asian, 1 white, and 1 mixed half-white half-black methhead. And 2 black women had crushes on me.
PS I apologize if I triggered you by mentioning the good things that happened to me, I only did it for context and because according to Incel TV on Youtube I'm supposed to be automatically Incel since I'm both 5'8" short and Indian. I'm asking you guys because if you guys say that there's hope for me I'll work out and try to get rich, but if you guys think I'm incel because of my 8 year dry spell and my other incel traits then I'll LDAR and enjoy the decline without interacting with society. That's why it's really important to me, I'm not trying to humblebrag.
Larpers.is
 
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These larps are reaching for the sky now
 
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