Story I'm not in jail

[Dr. Autismo]

I was meant to have a police interview on the 7th this month, but I got arrested by the police at night on the 7th, related to shoplifting and cause I was bragging about it here on IS.

I spent the rest of the night and all of Wednesday in a cell at the station and appeared in court via livechat on Thursday morning.

I've been released on bail since, and I've been keeping a low profile here on US because the police are watching my account here.

When I got arrested on Tuesday night, they said one of the reasons there were arresting me was for "offensive and malicious online messages".
And they showed screen caps of my posts bragging about shoplifting here during my interview.

So yeah, I'm not in jail, but I have another court hearing in late February and I'm not allowed in any shops in town, except for this one big tesco.

Fucking seriously

 

[Dr. Autismo]

@DoomThreeShotgunner

@Pancakecel I hear you want to do a yt channel, I'd definitely check it out

 

[GmeOvr]

Remember, .IS is a law enforcement honey pot, but it is the best we have.

 

[Rapistcel]

I was meant to have a police interview on the 7th this month, but I got arrested by the police at night on the 7th, related to shoplifting and cause I was bragging about it here on IS.

I spent the rest of the night and all of Wednesday in a cell at the station and appeared in court via livechat on Thursday morning.

I've been released on bail since, and I've been keeping a low profile here on US because the police are watching my account here.

When I got arrested on Tuesday night, they said one of the reasons there were arresting me was for "offensive and malicious online messages".
And they showed screen caps of my posts bragging about shoplifting here during my interview.

So yeah, I'm not in jail, but I have another court hearing in late February and I'm not allowed in any shops in town, except for this one big tesco.

Fucking seriously

Fucking brutal

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Remember, .IS is a law enforcement honey pot, but it is the best we have.

Lol at people who don't want me on here.

Weather they like it or not, I am an incel, I didn't choose to be one, I was born one.

I also have no life, no friends, no family and no gf, IS is all I have.

Not that I expect those privileged normie zpgs or crusty boomer judges to understand or care

 

[Multicell]

Brutal.

1. How is saying that you shoplifted on the internet real proof that you really did it. writers of books and writers online say all kinds of stuff all the times, saying something isn't proof, is it?

2. How did they even find you. you didn't write your name and address anywhere, did you. The site is hosted somewhere out of your countries jurisdiction?

3. Could it be that they found you by other means, not this site, maybe camera's or other ways?

I hope for you your government to be fair and reasonable.
good luck bro

 

[VanGobbel]

When I got arrested on Tuesday night, they said one of the reasons there were arresting me was for "offensive and malicious online messages".
And they showed screen caps of my posts bragging about shoplifting here during my interview.

 

[IWWorkER]

I got arrested by the police at night on the 7th, related to shoplifting and cause I was bragging about it here on IS.

I've talked about shoplifting here too before but I don't see how they can arrest you over that, considering you can just claim you are LARPing.

How is saying that you shoplifted on the internet real proof that you really did it. writers of books and writers online say all kinds of stuff all the times, saying something isn't proof, is it?

This.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Brutal.

1. How is saying that you shoplifted on the internet real proof that you really did it. writers of books and writers online say all kinds of stuff all the times, saying something isn't proof, is it?

They had cctv footage of me shoplifting

2. How did they even find you. you didn't write your name and address anywhere, did you. The site is hosted somewhere out of your countries jurisdiction?

I'm known to the police for previous offences

3. Could it be that they found you by other means, not this site, maybe camera's or other ways?

Cctv

I hope for you your government to be fair and reasonable.
good luck bro

I live in the UK

I've talked about shoplifting here too before but I don't see how they can arrest you over that, considering you can just claim you are LARPing.

Cctv

 

[GmeOvr]

I also have no life, no friends, no family and no gf, IS is all I have.

We are on the same page my friend

 

[Dr. Autismo]

We are on the same page my friend

 

[IWWorkER]

They had cctv footage of me shoplifting

I'm known to the police for previous offences

Cctv

I live in the UK

Cctv

Brutal. I have never been caught so far but I fear the day it will happen.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

We are on the same page my friend

Funny how the gov feels like we're more of a threat, rather than illegal shit skins invading the country, grooming gangs, knife gangs, murderers, rapistsand pedophiles

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

@DoomThreeShotgunner

@Pancakecel I hear you want to do a yt channel, I'd definitely check it out

Ok then, good to know

 

[idkwtfamdoing]

what would you do if you were in jail

 

[SilentShadow]

Did you tell them about that junkie calling you a pedo and making threats?

 

[Multicell]

….I got arrested by the police…. cause I was bragging about shoplifting here on IS.

Aren’t you to smart to steal at all, especially when there are camera’s, I always saw you as moggingly high IQ
and as Dr. Ethical example, so not someone who breaks the law, and if it would be needed to get food because you would be starving from hunger you would find other ways than stealing to not die from hunger, but never mind my thinking, something else: Are you really a bragger about shoplifting here: Show me the link please my bromie. Ok never mind that also. I am rambling. Here is my final real question:

Did you know that Criminals can become very popular RAP singers?

 

[Pancakecel]

@DoomThreeShotgunner

@Pancakecel I hear you want to do a yt channel, I'd definitely check it out

Hey man, glad to see you're OK.

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

I was meant to have a police interview on the 7th this month, but I got arrested by the police at night on the 7th, related to shoplifting and cause I was bragging about it here on IS.

I spent the rest of the night and all of Wednesday in a cell at the station and appeared in court via livechat on Thursday morning.

I've been released on bail since, and I've been keeping a low profile here on US because the police are watching my account here.

When I got arrested on Tuesday night, they said one of the reasons there were arresting me was for "offensive and malicious online messages".
And they showed screen caps of my posts bragging about shoplifting here during my interview.

So yeah, I'm not in jail, but I have another court hearing in late February and I'm not allowed in any shops in town, except for this one big tesco.

Fucking seriously

how the f do they know about .is account ? How do they know it s you ?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

how the f do they know about .is account ? How do they know it s you ?

When I got arrested for punching that girl in 2024, the police raided my flat when I was in custody and confiscated my laptop.

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

When I got arrested for punching that girl in 2024, the police raided my flat when I was in custody and confiscated my laptop.

ok

 

[Tšuudi]

I'm glad you aren't in jail. Do you think you will get punished next time you go to court?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

nice to have you back, honestly your life is wild as fuck especially since you live in the UK where everything is filmed by security cameras and the government meddles into people's lives probably more than anywhere else in the world

 

[endoftheskies]

I was meant to have a police interview on the 7th this month, but I got arrested by the police at night on the 7th, related to shoplifting and cause I was bragging about it here on IS.

I spent the rest of the night and all of Wednesday in a cell at the station and appeared in court via livechat on Thursday morning.

I've been released on bail since, and I've been keeping a low profile here on US because the police are watching my account here.

When I got arrested on Tuesday night, they said one of the reasons there were arresting me was for "offensive and malicious online messages".
And they showed screen caps of my posts bragging about shoplifting here during my interview.

So yeah, I'm not in jail, but I have another court hearing in late February and I'm not allowed in any shops in town, except for this one big tesco.

Fucking seriously

What an incredibly cucked authortartain state.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

I'm glad you aren't in jail. Do you think you will get punished next time you go to court?

Not unless I behave myself, which I have so far

What an incredibly cucked authortartain state.

What 2 letters do you need to spell cuck?

 

[endoftheskies]

Not unless I behave myself, which I have so far

What 2 letters do you need to spell cuck?

UK

 

[Chacalcel]

I was meant to have a police interview on the 7th this month, but I got arrested by the police at night on the 7th, related to shoplifting and cause I was bragging about it here on IS.

I spent the rest of the night and all of Wednesday in a cell at the station and appeared in court via livechat on Thursday morning.

I've been released on bail since, and I've been keeping a low profile here on US because the police are watching my account here.

When I got arrested on Tuesday night, they said one of the reasons there were arresting me was for "offensive and malicious online messages".
And they showed screen caps of my posts bragging about shoplifting here during my interview.

So yeah, I'm not in jail, but I have another court hearing in late February and I'm not allowed in any shops in town, except for this one big tesco.

Fucking seriously

This is FED honeypot without a doubt

 

[endoftheskies]

what would you do if you were in jail

What an foid question to ask.

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

UKcels can't catch a break, brutal dude, I hope the best for you bro.

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

This is FED honeypot without a doubt

Maybe, maybe not, feds can get around master to get IPs, they just gotta go through the host of the site which is probably Amazon, but I know the UK keeps trying to do digital IDs and shit, or they went through his phone and found his account.

 

[idkwtfamdoing]

What an foid question to ask.

why would you associate that question with a female behavior

 

[endoftheskies]

why would you associate that question with a female behavior

Its unnecessary and tautological. Its foidspeak.

 

[Multicell]

What an foid question to ask.

how do you know what foids would ask.

 

[idkwtfamdoing]

Its unnecessary and tautological. Its foidspeak.

that is your opinion.

 

[idkwtfamdoing]

how do you know what foids would ask.

might this indicate she is a foid?

 

[endoftheskies]

how do you know what foids would ask.

Have you ever heard foids speak before? Or better yet, eavesdropped on their conversations, seen tiktoks of them or purused social media? Have you ever in your entire life interacted with foids before, or paid attention to them. Foids are loudmouthed, arrogant, bastards, its kinda hard to ignore them.

 

[endoftheskies]

might this indicate she is a foid?

Okay xey.

 

[endoftheskies]

I don’t speak with a lot of foids to be honest and it is a bit weird that you seem to present yourself to @endoftheskies as an expert that his speak is foid speak. wTF are you trying to do.

You can just identify foids by the way they talk. Its just pattern recongition, they all talk the same way because they are a hivemind.

 

[Multicell]

You can just identify foids by the way they talk. Its just pattern recongition, they all talk the same way because they are a hivemind.

lets respect OP's post by not derailing it

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

lets respect OP's post by not derailing it

Agreed, if you think someones a fakecel just report them and let the mods dig into them. No need to fill a thread with pointless accusations.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

lets respect OP's post by not derailing it

Don't worry about it, more posts on my thread means it gets more attention.

I hope IT screen caps this

 

[Zaraj11]

When I got arrested for punching that girl in 2024, the police raided my flat when I was in custody and confiscated my laptop.

I'm glad you're not in jail. We should learn from this and put a strong password on our laptops and phones.

 

[Multicell]

I'm not in jail​

Just because I am stupid: what does the TAG 'story' means here on this site in front of your thread title, that it is a report, and not that it is all fiction?
In any case it is good. I am happy you are not in jail bro. be well out there.

Don't worry about it, more posts on my thread means it gets more attention.

Ok, good that you are not irritated by me, I like to mess around in my own threads but not annoy you in yours.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Just because I am stupid: what does the TAG 'story' means here on this site in front of your thread title, that it is a report, and not that it is all fiction?

It's more of a report thread, I would have used a report tag, but their isn't one.

Mods may want to get on that

 

[Goofygoober007]

I was meant to have a police interview on the 7th this month, but I got arrested by the police at night on the 7th, related to shoplifting and cause I was bragging about it here on IS.

I spent the rest of the night and all of Wednesday in a cell at the station and appeared in court via livechat on Thursday morning.

I've been released on bail since, and I've been keeping a low profile here on US because the police are watching my account here.

When I got arrested on Tuesday night, they said one of the reasons there were arresting me was for "offensive and malicious online messages".
And they showed screen caps of my posts bragging about shoplifting here during my interview.

So yeah, I'm not in jail, but I have another court hearing in late February and I'm not allowed in any shops in town, except for this one big tesco.

Fucking serious

Any cute women cops?

 

[Multicell]

It's more of a report thread, I would have used a report tag, but their isn't one.
Mods may want to get on that

thanks

So did the police literally tell you that the conversation the police scheduled with you about the camera footage
was sped up into night because of what they saw you write here, or did you deduce that, or just suspect it?
If they say it that means they have a lot of time to read the internet.
Shouldn't they just react to IRL actual safety needs of the public.
The conversation was allready planned, why speed it up?
What did they gain with a few hours earlier ?

I don't see the logic. Why not wait and ask you later. without spilling fuel.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

did the police literally tell you that the conversation the police scheduled with you about the camera footage
was sped up into night because of what they saw you write here, or did you deduce that, or just suspect it?

I got an email saying they wanted to see me at the station for an interview on Wednesday, but they decide to come arrest me on Tuesday night

If they say it that means they have a lot of time to read the internet.

They literally arrest people for memes in socials

Shouldn't they just react to IRL actual safety needs of the public.

Should, but wouldn't, unless the perp is white like me

The conversation was allready planned, why speed it up?
What did they gain with a few hours earlier ?
I don't see the logic. Why not wait and ask you later. without spilling fuel

idea, maybe their rent was due, and they wanted to see lime they were actually doing their jobs

 

[suburban_relapse]

how bad is your opsec that they know about ur .is account

 

[suburban_relapse]

They had cctv footage of me shoplifting

I'm known to the police for previous offences

Cctv

I live in the UK

Cctv

UK, nevermind that explains it

 

[Dr. Autismo]

how bad is your opsec that they know about ur .is account

They know about it because when I got arrested for punching a foid, they confiscated my laptop and found my IS account.

And they still have my laptop too