Serious I’m looking to get my first job ever. Any good recommendations in the uk?

[Chirag gupta]

I’m currently 19 years old, live in the uk, and I’ve never had a job my entire life. My whole post-school life (dropped out at 15) I have spent rotting in my room doing jack-shit, and I think it’s long past due for my lazy-ass to finally get a job.

How easy do you think It’ll be for me to find one? Mind you, I live in the jewnited cUcKdom and we are notorious for only hiring women, third-worlders, and gays, all of which I am not.

I’m extremely socially awkward so working fast food or retail and other similar jobs is a big no for me.

Any good suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Dunno, but make sure its something that pays you good so your tax money can go towards my UC payments

 

[Onyx]

I’m currently 19 years old, live in the uk, and I’ve never had a job my entire life.

Same as me lol.

 

[VanGobbel]

How easy do you think It’ll be for me to find one?

They hire anyone for food delivery, unless you're literally retarded. if you get rejected for that, you best just instasui ngl

 

[Chirag gupta]

Dunno, but make sure its something that pays you good so your tax money can go towards my UC payments

Don’t get too excited. Even If I somehow manage to find one, it’ll most likely be some awful, low-paying public bathroom cleaning work

 

[Chirag gupta]

They hire anyone for food delivery, unless you're literally retarded. if you get rejected for that, you best just instasui ngl

Well I am retarded, plus I don’t have a drivers license

 

[Onyx]

Well I am retarded, plus I don’t have a drivers license

You should really get one.

 

[VanGobbel]

Well I am retarded, plus I don’t have a drivers license

They actually prefer if you do it by bike.

 

[Chirag gupta]

They actually prefer if you do it by bike.

No money for a bike

 

[VanGobbel]

No money for a bike

jfc you are retarded...or more likely probably baiting this entire thread

 

[Chirag gupta]

You should really get one.

I were to apply for a drivers license this instance and dedicated my entire life to getting it, it would still take about 4-6 months, and that’s not even mentioning the actual price of the car I would use for the job which I have no money for

 

[Chirag gupta]

jfc you are retarded...or more likely probably baiting this entire thread

I have about £150 rn and my dad constantly asks me for £10-£20 every couple weeks. But true, i am being retarded, if I just stand up to him and manage to get my hands on a shitty bike within the next few weeks then I’ll have enough for to pay him in time

 

[Chirag gupta]

I do

I have about £150 rn and my dad constantly asks me for £10-£20 every couple weeks. But true, i am being retarded, if I just stand up to him and manage to get my hands on a shitty bike within the next few weeks then I’ll have enough for to pay him in time

I don’t wanna get kicked out the house. He already treats me like shit so it would come as no surprise if he’s kicked me out for not paying him

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

I’m extremely socially awkward so working fast food or retail and other similar jobs is a big no for me.

This is the brutal part. If you have no skills then basically any job will require interacting with humans. Even if you manage to get an office junior job (difficult without experience), you're still gonna have to interact with colleagues and take phone calls from Karens.

Anyway, why not claim Universal Credit?

 

[Chirag gupta]

This is the brutal part. If you have no skills then basically any job will require interacting with humans. Even if you manage to get an office junior job (difficult without experience), you're still gonna have to interact with colleagues and take phone calls from Karens.

Anyway, why not claim Universal Credit?

I’m fine with working in jobs that involves some social interaction, just not the hyper-social fast food/retail jobs.

And yeah, I have thought about claiming universal credit, especially in my current financial predicament, but I still wanna get out of my house and potentially make friends, since I have very rarely left my house in the last few years and I have become quite sick of doing absolutely nothing most days.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I’ve never had a job my entire life

 

[no love found]

I’m currently 19 years old, live in the uk, and I’ve never had a job my entire life. My whole post-school life (dropped out at 15) I have spent rotting in my room doing jack-shit, and I think it’s long past due for my lazy-ass to finally get a job.

How easy do you think It’ll be for me to find one? Mind you, I live in the jewnited cUcKdom and we are notorious for only hiring women, third-worlders, and gays, all of which I am not.

I’m extremely socially awkward so working fast food or retail and other similar jobs is a big no for me.

Any good suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Warehouse stocking shelves is probably your best option ngl

 

[Grodd]

Dunno, but make sure its something that pays you good so your tax money can go towards my UC payments

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

doing absolutely nothing most days.

That's the brutal part of having no money. Going anywhere or doing anything costs money. When you have no money, all you can really do is watch TV, browse the internet, or walk through the park.

 

[Knajjd]

Hospital porter. You have to use an app to receive orders where to pick up patients and where to take them.

You push trolleys and wheelchairs and work alone but it's still interesting.

If no job in your area just keep looking. They always need porters. Also look for other jobs on the nhs job site that you could do with no qualifications.

porter jobs - NHS Jobs

www.jobs.nhs.uk

 

[Dead End]

I have about £150 rn and my dad constantly asks me for £10-£20 every couple weeks. But true, i am being retarded, if I just stand up to him and manage to get my hands on a shitty bike within the next few weeks then I’ll have enough for to pay him in time

You don't need your own bike at many fast food places, they give you their own bikes for you to ride.

 

[ihatelife2]

I have about £150 rn and my dad constantly asks me for £10-£20 every couple weeks. But true, i am being retarded, if I just stand up to him and manage to get my hands on a shitty bike within the next few weeks then I’ll have enough for to pay him in time

Why is a grown ass man begging you for money??

 

[Dead End]

I’m fine with working in jobs that involves some social interaction, just not the hyper-social fast food/retail jobs.

Fast food and retail jobs are probably the only jobs you'll be able to get. They aren't really "hyper-social" if you minimise interaction with your coworkers. Having to talk to customers in a fast food job isn't really social interaction, it's more like just reciting a script. It doesn't require social ability in the vast majority of cases.

 

[Chirag gupta]

You don't need your own bike at many fast food places, they give you their own bikes for you to ride.

Alright that’s good, I’ll look into get

You don't need your own bike at many fast food places, they give you their own bikes for you to ride.

oh, okay, I’ll look Into it today

 

[Pikacel]

I’m currently 19 years old, live in the uk, and I’ve never had a job my entire life. My whole post-school life (dropped out at 15) I have spent rotting in my room doing jack-shit, and I think it’s long past due for my lazy-ass to finally get a job.

How easy do you think It’ll be for me to find one? Mind you, I live in the jewnited cUcKdom and we are notorious for only hiring women, third-worlders, and gays, all of which I am not.

I’m extremely socially awkward so working fast food or retail and other similar jobs is a big no for me.

Any good suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Warehouse, cleaning, retail, care assistant etc

Spam job applications do ANYTHING

 

[Pikacel]

That's the brutal part of having no money. Going anywhere or doing anything costs money. When you have no money, all you can really do is watch TV, browse the internet, or walk through the park.

Exactly it’s cancer I’m wasting my youth

 

[Dead End]

Alright that’s good, I’ll look into get

oh, okay, I’ll look Into it today

Responded to the same post twice?

 

[gluttony]

waiter or idk cafe stuff that was mine

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

Exactly it’s cancer I’m wasting my youth

We were denied the Chad uni experience of having a hot blonde girlfriend but then cheating on her with a GILF teacher and a few of the foreign students. Beyond brutal.