I'm locked out of my own house

[Caesercel]

Fucking nigger cheap fuck lock is jammed refuses to open
I'm stuck out here hungry and cold. Been trying for the past half hour with no result


Meanwhile Chad has Stacy waiting for him at home whenever he returns
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[cucksaar]

Call for a lockpicker. And go eat at McDonalds or sth

 

[Caesercel]

Call for a lockpicker.

None are active at this hour.

 

[rottingricecel]

lonercel should hide a spare key somewhere around

 

[cucksaar]

None are active at this hour.

Check in at a hotel for the night

 

[Caesercel]

Check in at a hotel for the night

How am I supposes to get there

 

[Skinlesscel]

How am I supposes to get there

Go for night with a hooker in her apartment

 

[Caesercel]

Go for night with a hooker in her apartment

How am I supposes to get there

 

[cucksaar]

How am I supposes to get there

Get an uber girl driver and harass her on your way to the hotel

 

[Caesercel]

@TallCelFag @Skinlesscel @rottingricecel
It finally opened. I'm in
Never using this lock again

This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't sold my dalit @Broly to @Lolimancer for $5

 

[cucksaar]

@TallCelFag @Skinlesscel @rottingricecel
It finally opened. I'm in
Never using this lock again

This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't sold my dalit @Broly to @Lolimancer for $5

Nice

 

[nice_try]

Meanwhile Chad has Stacy waiting for him at home whenever he returns

 

[Lolimancer]

This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't sold my dalit @[UWSL] /data/avatars/s/34/34171.jpg?1639538227 [/UWSL]@Broly to @[UWSL] /data/avatars/s/31/31774.jpg?1639748054 [/UWSL]@Lolimancer for $5

hindu cope

 

[incelerated]

OP is dead

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

 

[nice_try]

Are you in yet?

 

[Selbsthass]

Are you in yet?

He's been in since yesterday.

 

[HighTGymcel]

Fucking nigger cheap fuck lock is jammed refuses to open
I'm stuck out here hungry and cold. Been trying for the past half hour with no result


Meanwhile Chad has Stacy waiting for him at home whenever he returns
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Break into your own house

 

[nice_try]

He's been in since yesterday.

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