Venting I'm in hell brocels

[deleted fren]

I've been having constipation so I CHUGGED SOME LAXATIVE (in Minecraft) and I'm shitting my guts out. I haven't slept all night. It hurts so much.

 

[nice_try]

nobody cares.

 

[wereq]

Solution is regular fiber intake + 2 liters of water per day + 20 to 30 minutes of walking to improve GI tract motility.

 

[Feeshtu]

Sorry to hear that.

Always follow the instructions and don’t take too much.
But I guess you’ll know better in the future.

 

[Cuckoja]

Sorry to hear that.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Literal shitpost

 

[themanwithnohat]

me with IBS flairups like twice a week

 

[Mortis]

Literal shitpost

Jfl

 

[wordingtonian]

I've been having constipation so I CHUGGED SOME LAXATIVE (in Minecraft) and I'm shitting my guts out. I haven't slept all night. It hurts so much.

imagine the smell

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

damn

 

[BornToLose]

I bet if you Chadfished with that as your bio you'd get tons of tee hee replies.

 

[Asgard]

Go ER. In my country, ER is crowded with dumb nurses.

 

[AsiaCel]

How's the wifi there?

 

[Puppeter]

You idiot i wish i was constipated

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

I have been constipated for 5 days now, I need to poo poo but it won't come out

 

[RandomGuy]

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

I have been constipated for 5 days now, I need to poo poo but it won't come out

Over. I usually go crazy after a day of that, can't imagine 5.

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Over. I usually go crazy after a day of that, can't imagine 5.

I usually go 3 days without poo pooing, but 5 is too much even for me

 

[proudweeb]

shouldn't have had that much

laxative takes like 6 hours to work. take 1 and wait

 

[darkdungeon]

Think of it as a good cleansing