Serious I’m gonna fucking do it

[Aspergcel]

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna fucking do it. I’m gonna stand outside my oneitis’ house and wait for her. And when she arrives, I’ll steal her phone so I can get access to her data.

I have nothing to lose. My life has no meaning anymore. I need her nudes. I want to jerk off so bad. I’m so horny. I want to make her my cum slut.

Well, I’m not literally going to stand outside her house. It’d be too obvious. I’ll take a walk around her neighborhood and hope that I stumble upon her.

 

[Lonelyus]

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna fucking do it. I’m gonna stand outside my oneitis’ house and wait for her. And when she arrives, I’ll steal her phone so I can get access to her data.

I have nothing to lose. My life has no meaning anymore. I need her nudes. I want to jerk off so bad. I’m so horny. I want to make her my cum slut.

Well, I’m not literally going to stand outside her house. It’d be too obvious. I’ll take a walk around her neighborhood and hope that I stumble upon her.

Now youve said it, Stand outside her house and jerk off

 

[Asgard]

I’ll steal her phone so I can get access to her data.

Minority Report.

 

[Luzifer]

Least glowingcel

 

[Aspergcel]

Least glowingcel

What’s a glowingcel?

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Good one, I wish you good luck

 

[Mortis]

Least glowingcel

 

[Luzifer]

Why steal phone for what??

 

[Luzifer]

Just chadfish for nudes

 

[Aspergcel]

Just chadfish for nudes

She’s too smart to fall for that

 

[Luzifer]

She’s too smart to fall for that

try before

 

[Gamblord]

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna fucking do it. I’m gonna stand outside my oneitis’ house and wait for her. And when she arrives, I’ll steal her phone so I can get access to her data.

I have nothing to lose. My life has no meaning anymore. I need her nudes. I want to jerk off so bad. I’m so horny. I want to make her my cum slut.

Well, I’m not literally going to stand outside her house. It’d be too obvious. I’ll take a walk around her neighborhood and hope that I stumble upon her.

Username checks out

 

[Aspergcel]

try before

She’ll 100% know it’s me

 

[Better Off Alone]

 

[Indari]

Good luck

 

[LeFrenchCel]

DEWIT

 

[sudhir]

Now youve said it, Stand outside her house and jerk off

i have done that

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

I'll never understand oneitis as a subhuman but godspeed OP hope you get massive coom

 

[IceStorm]

Glows like neon

 

[ForevrAlone]

This thread glows.

 

[Lonelyus]

i have done that

Based

 

[4channer4]

I would honestly fuck the shit out her even if she said no wouldn't you?

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Imagine doing all that, and she doesn't have any nudes

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Imagine doing all that, and she doesn't have any nudes

Of course she has nudes, but she took them on Chad's phone rather than hers

 

[Luzifer]

@Anthony99

 

[Psychcel]

This man is unhinged.

 

[erenyeager]

Least glowingcel