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I’m gonna cold approach

shithand

shithand

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Don’t care, I’m gonna cold approach this foid. I have her house address but first I need to lose some weight, I can’t be seen in public with my fat arse
She’s gonna reject me but I just want to try, maybe this time it’ll be different.
It’ll take me 10 months to lose weight and be lean. So ten months…
Ten months and I’ll see her

What my face looks like for reference
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i think you'll have a good shot at this OP
 
Don’t care, I’m gonna cold approach this foid. I have her house address but first I need to lose some weight, I can’t be seen in public with my fat arse
She’s gonna reject me but I just want to try, maybe this time it’ll be different.
It’ll take me 10 months to lose weight and be lean. So ten months…
Ten months and I’ll see her

What my face looks like for reference
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mogs me. atleast your not an white burn victim.
 
I dont understand why some people feel the need to announce everything they are about to do instead of just doing it
 
Dont approach her at her house, youll end up in jail.
 
Here are some pick up lines; one of them is sure to work:

(1) Wow - are you an American school? "No, why?" Because I'd l'd love to shoot some kids in you!
(2) I've got a dick and a knife - one or the other is going in you tonight.
(3) Roses are red, violets are blue - we're having sex 'cause I'm stronger than you.

They work 10/10 as long as you look like this:

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If you are ugly and low-status though you could have pickup lines written by a top sitcom team and taught to you by acting coaches who charge $2,000 an hour and the reaction will still be

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Attempt Two

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and then probably

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I dont understand why some people feel the need to announce everything they are about to do instead of just doing it
Free dopamine
 
You got the morgue janitor job?
 
Cold approaching is chad only
 

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