Serious I'm going to take a shower right now

[nice_try]

This body is weak and gross.
It stinks, makes pee pee and bum bum, has nasty holes that reek.
I won't tolerate this any longer.
My body has been dictating my life for too long.
Fuck that oversized piece of meat.
I go to sleep when it tells me, I eat when it tells me ... but that stops NOW. I'm the boss here!
NO, WE WONT GO TO SLEEP NOW YOU DIPSHIT.
WE GO SHOWER NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING.
Fugg you body.

From now on I will practice mind over matter.
This body is here to serve me, not to tell me what to do.
And it starts with taking a shower right now, because this pile of meat in which I'm trapped for life stinks and that's disgusting.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

See was that so hard? Now you can be just like chad after your shower.

 

[Cuyen]

 

[nice_try]

I'm done and I feel closer to god, because god doesn't stink like aging meat.