Blackpill I’m going to be a 33-year-old kissless virgin next month! I’m done with this horrible life, I envy Liam Payne.

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Title.

(Liam Payne recently died/jumped to his death - so I am saying I wish I wERe dead)

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Who?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I used to be scared to death of zombie movies and zombie video games - when I became blackpilled, I lost my fear - because, the zombie outbreak started a long time ago - we call them “baby boomers.”

 

[daydreamER]

33 is insane man, I can't even imagine that.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Being a 32-year-old kissless virgin - is like going through a zombie virus outbreak, and trying to decide whether to continue fighting or just off yourself. Just as supplies start running low - you come across a sorority house.

What’s inside the sorority house?..

 

[daydreamER]

Just as supplies start running low - you come across a sorority house.

What’s inside the sorority house?..

There are supplies. They are hoarding them. You can't survive unless you do something. I guess there's nothing you can do...

But wait, thERe is something...

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

That feeling - when a foid would rather sit next to a zombie, than sit next to you on a bus.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

That feeling - when a foid would rather sit next to a zombie, than sit next to you on a bus.

Foid logic: “At least the zombie won’t try and rape me.”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

33 is insane man, I can't even imagine that.

The years go by quick - the 2010’s zipped by for me. I can still vividly remember the year 2010.

 

[daydreamER]

The years go by quick - the 2010’s zipped by for me. I can still vividly remember the year 2010.

I wish I was older during the early 2000s. I would have liked to spend my "prime years" during them.