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I’m going to ascend tomorrow (braziliancels get in there)

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Alrighty buddy fucking boyos the time has come. Tomorrow, I’m flying to Rio de Janeiro and will try running JBW on brazilian foids.
I will arrive tomorrow evening, I’ll be staying in a hotel for 2 nights.
I don’t plan on paying for sex at first. My plan in Rio is to Tindermaxx and Badoomaxx, any cariocas in here with advice on best dating sites? Should I attempt cold approach?
I know Rio is closer to chad’s property that the Northeast is, but I still want to give it a shot. Only 2 nights.
Then, I’ll fly north, that will increase my odds but I hope I can get some action in Rio already.
Fyi I’ll be staying in Lapa
 
See you on bestgore.
 
Alrighty buddy fucking boyos the time has come. Tomorrow, I’m flying to Rio de Janeiro and will try running JBW on brazilian foids.
I will arrive tomorrow evening, I’ll be staying in a hotel for 2 nights.
I don’t plan on paying for sex at first. My plan in Rio is to Tindermaxx and Badoomaxx, any cariocas in here with advice on best dating sites? Should I attempt cold approach?
I know Rio is closer to chad’s property that the Northeast is, but I still want to give it a shot. Only 2 nights.
Then, I’ll fly north, that will increase my odds but I hope I can get some action in Rio already.
Fyi I’ll be staying in Lapa
Livestream it or larp
 
If you can't ascend, go to vila mimosa and pay for some escorts, they are pretty cheap there tbh
 
See you on bestgore.
tbh

l live in south america and honstly if you don't know how to behave and just act like the random white dude trying to buy services like a civilized european with a bit of money you're literally asking to be dead.
 
tbh

l live in south america and honstly if you don't know how to behave and just act like the random white dude trying to buy services like a civilized european with a bit of money you're literally asking to be dead.
Tbh
 
Lapa? Lol, don't go to the upper class places Bro, that's exactly where the few roided rich chads of the city go.

Tinder is your best shot by far.

Also

See you on bestgore.
 
Why not sao paulo retard? the favelacels will kill you if you approach one their women.
Sao paolo is too white. The argument to go there is it’s a huge city, so more options. North is my destination so I can exoticfactormaxx and possibly get a gf in one of these shitholes
 
Offtopic but question to Southamericacels:
What was the slur name again for muddy dark girls? Can you give me any other cool words in spanish/porto?
 
Damn gl. Keep up us updated on your trip. Ideally you should have tried tinder gold before actually going there tho.
 
Offtopic but question to Southamericacels:
What was the slur name again for muddy dark girls? Can you give me any other cool words in spanish/porto?
 

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Why not sao paulo retard? the favelacels will kill you if you approach one their women.
This. Don't even think about playing the "exotic white provider" card unless you want to be cartel meat or actually provide to a whole tribe of leeches.
 
Damn gl. Keep up us updated on your trip. Ideally you should have tried tinder gold before actually going there tho.
Yes brocel, I have been doing it for the last month in Rio and other places. I have a couple matches but ridicoulously few. Possibly a few 5s but none responded. Might meet this 3.5 but really dont know if I feel like it
 
don't cold approach use dating apps instead, as members have said on here you will end up on a rekt thread if you try to do any dumb shit to anyones girl, especially if you're not from there
Should I attempt cold approach?
Also expect ghosting from foids so if they don't respond for a few hours move on
 
If you're white and light-eyed you may get something through Tinder/Badoo in Rio. Take care, it's dangerous as fuck in Lapa, I've been there. If everything goes wrong, there's Vila Mimosa, a very big whorehouse, lol. But as a Christian, I don't advise you to go for either hookups or prostitutes. You'll probably regret it sooner or later, but maybe you have to have the experience to know.
 
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If you're white and light-eyed you may get something through Tinder/Badoo in Rio. Take care, it's dangerous as fuck in Lapa, I've been there. If everything goes wrong, there's Vila Mimosa, a very big whorehouse, lol. But as a Christian, I don't advise you to go for either hookups or prostitutes. You'll probably regret it sooner or later, but maybe you have to have the experience to know.
Thanks for the advice, tbh I don’t put much hope in rio. Just checked some pics of vila mimosa , place looks like an absolute shithole ngl. The state of this place geez. The girls are ded not high tier too from what I saw
 
Best of luck boyo I am going to try SEAmaxxing in Manila next year.
 
Thanks for the advice, tbh I don’t put much hope in rio.
What's your rating and race?

Just checked some pics of vila mimosa , place looks like an absolute shithole ngl. The state of this place geez. The girls are ded not high tier too from what I saw
Yeah most whorehouses in Brazil are like that. Covid made things even worse, last time I passed through my city's prostitution area, the hookers looked even much uglier than they used to. All middle class hookers must be afraid of covid so only the really needy ones from favelas and whatnot are working. Sad stuff.

There are some higher tier whorehouses. In Rio, the fanciest one is called Centaurus if I recall correctly. But such places suck IMO because you have to pay just to enter. If you do enter and don't find anything you like, you just wasted money. I don't advise hooking up with prostitutes outside of a whorehouse at all, tons of scams and crimes. A friend of mine lost 2k reais to a prostitute like that.

Take care and remember, even if you fail at your ascension goals, maybe it was for the better.
 
100% thanks man
You're welcome boyo.

I’m white, 5’8( face in avi). Look like a blobfish so that makes me a 2, 3 at best
Ah, so it's you in the avi after all. Reminds me of Ringo Starr slightly, kek. It's tough to predict your results tbh. Don't forget to report afterwards!
 
Use Tinder since I'm sure you will be successful. The women from Rio de Janeiro are truly hot, but you need avoid the dangerous places.
I think Brazilmaxxing will start be a thing here...
 
JBW Strikes again JFL

JK

Best of Luck Buddy Boyo

Just don’t be naive, they’re animals down there

Everyone is real broke because of covid, so they’ll be looking for a quick buck

Stay Safe my Friend!!!
 
Keep us updated, nigga
 
I'll see you in the news and maybe liveleak and bestgore when the foid you ascended with you find out is a guy with boobs and you kill him and yourself after finding that out.
 
What is your height, age and race

I am white
5 foot 9
Blue eyes
20 years old
British
 

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