Serious I'm goddamn constipated

[erenyeager]

Had my evening jerking off session felt good and came all over my phone. Kek. But now I'm fucking constipated and can't shit. The universe comes and collects and now I'm gunna have to wait this shit (literally) out.

 

[Nightwalker_98]

feels good man

 

[erenyeager]

feels good man

It will be


When I shit the world will crumble

 

[RollD20]

Eat fruit

 

[erenyeager]

Eat fruit

Can't everyone in my household is an American from New York. They only eat processed soy shit

 

[RollD20]

Can't everyone in my household is an American from New York. They only eat processed soy shit

Brutal fruitpill