Venting Im eating wrong

[Hozo]

So I was sitting at the dinner table eating my food while MY aunt was on her computer doing whatever and after I had finished my food she said "why do you eat like that, you eat fast and you smack, I love to see how you eat around your girlfriend (mocking me) "
So I told her what eating has to do with a girlfriend and why would you even bring that shit up and she didn't respond

So I guess I eat wrong

 

[1984cel]

It never even began for eatcels

 

[Deleted member 6657]

What a cunt

 

[Deleted member 14490]

I don't talk to other people.

 

[IronMike]

I'm not going to lie, people who smack while eating piss me off. I would've knocked your ass out

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

I'm not going to lie, people who smack while eating piss me off. I would've knocked your ass out

This

 

[acnescarcel]

microwave her and then eat her while smacking

 

[Deleted member 15264]

microwave her and then eat her while smacking

 

[SchrodingersDick]

My mom used to say things like “don’t do this or that, one day you’re gonna have a girlfriend”

She kept saying that every time I did something socially unacceptable.. went on for a few years.. now that I’m 24, 5’9”, NW3, and have been alone my entire life, I don’t hear that from her anymore.. I think she knows I’m in pain and will forever be in pain. Now she’s more focused on my siblings and making sure they don’t turn out like me.

 

[Untermenschcel]

go ER

 

[IronMike]

microwave her and then eat her while smacking

 

[Haywire]

yeah you are supposed to chew your food well and she probably cant stand you thats why she said that all.

 

[EthnicelNL]

You got cucked by your skank aunt boyo. Its over.

 

[micropenis29]

It's over

 

[suislayer]

I got harassed once by a foid for holding my fork in a fist grip instead of like a pencil.

 

[Sageb1]

So I was sitting at the dinner table eating my food while MY aunt was on her computer doing whatever and after I had finished my food she said "why do you eat like that, you eat fast and you smack, I love to see how you eat around your girlfriend (mocking me) "
So I told her what eating has to do with a girlfriend and why would you even bring that shit up and she didn't respond

So I guess I eat wrong

The only reply should be: "This is how I practice cunnilingus. Quick and dirty."

 

[Rice Cel]

lol what's a girlfriend

 

[Saigon Depression]

Being an incel, you can't do anything right

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Being an incel, you can't do anything right

This, very much this.

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

It never even began for eatcels

 

[The Abyss]

Smack her with your sack while eating a power bar.

 

[jerrycan dan]

I'm not going to lie, people who smack while eating piss me off. I would've knocked your ass out

tbh this is probably why your aunt was a cunt to you over it
don't take it personally OP just try to chew less like a nigger