It's Over I’m contemplating ascending with a 59 year old woman

[Ellsworth]

Not that I think I can even get her, but I sort of have a plan. She works near where I live. (We are former coworkers who got along well). My plan would be to stop in her work and catch up as we have not seen each other for a while. Then invite her out for a drink and maybe a small meal. Then mention I live close by and tell her I have her favorite alcohol at home. Get her to my place and have a few drinks and make my move.

Possible issues is that she’s old so seeing her naked could be a turn off. Hell even seeing her clothes could be a turn off. Her tits are her best feature so I would focus on that. If I did ascend with her it wouldn’t be pretty but at least it would give me confidence boost and I would no longer be incel.

 

[Saint Cho]

She is unironically out of your league in 2022. Grannies SMV-mog average men.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Watch her still be Chad only

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

Just fuck a woman 3 times older than you broo

 

[Patches]

What years of isolation does to a mf

 

[tang ping]

take the grandma pill

 

[Anguish]

Not that I think I can even get her, but I sort of have a plan. She works near where I live. (We are former coworkers who got along well). My plan would be to stop in her work and catch up as we have not seen each other for a while. Then invite her out for a drink and maybe a small meal. Then mention I live close by and tell her I have her favorite alcohol at home. Get her to my place and have a few drinks and make my move.

Possible issues is that she’s old so seeing her naked could be a turn off. Hell even seeing her clothes could be a turn off. Her tits are her best feature so I would focus on that. If I did ascend with her it wouldn’t be pretty but at least it would give me confidence boost and I would no longer be incel.

I'd do it in a heartbeat man, go for it.

 

[wgm24]

Honestly that sounds pretty nice if you get drunk enough. She surely sucked a lot of dicks in her time so its not like it wont be worth it

 

[Zer0/∞]

Disgusting, volcel is better than settling with old, useless hags.

She is unironically out of your league in 2022. Grannies SMV-mog average men.

Brutal truth, granny pill is the worst thing to have come since the dogpill.

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[Words2_live_bye]

My plan would be to stop in her work and catch up as we have not seen each other for a while. Then invite her out for a drink and maybe a small meal.

Probably the most normal minded thing i've read on this site. Good job man. I hope it goes well.

What years of isolation does to a mf

 

[Transcended Trucel]

such "ascension"

 

[Emba]

Damn it boy, you sure are lucky!

 

[FuRed]

Tbh

Good luck

 

[Bedford Stye]

She is unironically out of your league in 2022. Grannies SMV-mog average men.

Hard to say.

But I just want a wife

 

[Restart80]

If she looks good (for her age anyway..) and you're really, really horny, then may as well go for it.

I'm too high inhib to try anything like that.

 

[Immolator]

Tbh

Good luck

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

 

[mentalcel]

I wish life was this easy. Like follow a manual and you get laid. But honestly you should try and write the results here.

 

[autisticghost]

not worth it man. You're going to feel terrible when the post nut clarity sets in. Never lose your virginity to a grandma.

 

[Praise the Sun]

Good luck, brocel. If life gives you lemons... well, you know.

 

[Mecoja]

Do it, you have nothing to lose.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

you do you...

 

[50ChadsOfGrey]

Just fuck a woman 3 times older than you broo

 

[Deleted member 39786]

Not that I think I can even get her, but I sort of have a plan. She works near where I live. (We are former coworkers who got along well). My plan would be to stop in her work and catch up as we have not seen each other for a while. Then invite her out for a drink and maybe a small meal. Then mention I live close by and tell her I have her favorite alcohol at home. Get her to my place and have a few drinks and make my move.

Possible issues is that she’s old so seeing her naked could be a turn off. Hell even seeing her clothes could be a turn off. Her tits are her best feature so I would focus on that. If I did ascend with her it wouldn’t be pretty but at least it would give me confidence boost and I would no longer be incel.

Better to be alone than to live the rest of your life with a cum dumpster slut

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Lemme guess, you live in a country where prostitution is illegal?