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It's Over I'm considering enlisting in the french foreign legion as a shortcut to death

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I'm too chicken to actually kill myself.

It could be fun as it would actually give my life some "content" instead of just ldaring.

Ig it's pretty cucked to go fight for jewish elites, but i think i'd just do it for the love of the game - could be fun to just take my rage out and shoot some niggers in west africa or smth.

I'm not really well read on the foreign legion tho.

Has anyone considered a similar cope?
 
I'm too chicken to actually kill myself.

It could be fun as it would actually give my life some "content" instead of just ldaring.

Ig it's pretty cucked to go fight for jewish elites, but i think i'd just do it for the love of the game - could be fun to just take my rage out and shoot some niggers in west africa or smth.

I'm not really well read on the foreign legion tho.

Has anyone considered a similar cope?
Really bad idea, there are easy way to kill yourself, going into the army is really harsh and going from neet to soldier is really traumatic, you should not do that.
 
Really bad idea, there are easy way to kill yourself, going into the army is really harsh and going from neet to soldier is really traumatic, you should not do that.
Yeah. War deaths are painful. Not worth it.
 
You will not make the cut, trust me.
 
If you want to, it's something to explore
 
Really bad idea, there are easy way to kill yourself, going into the army is really harsh and going from neet to soldier is really traumatic, you should not do that.
I think i'm strong enough to do it. At least i go out with a bang instead of just pathetically roping in my apartment.

And i get to take as many niggers as i possibly can down with me
 
Do it. Maybe serve for a few years before
joining a PMC.
 
They will beat you to stomach with a helmet till you puke on the first day btw. Don’t join.
 
I'm too chicken to actually kill myself.

It could be fun as it would actually give my life some "content" instead of just ldaring.

Ig it's pretty cucked to go fight for jewish elites, but i think i'd just do it for the love of the game - could be fun to just take my rage out and shoot some niggers in west africa or smth.

I'm not really well read on the foreign legion tho.

Has anyone considered a similar cope?
if u get in lmk
 
You will most likely be standing around and guarding Jewish mines all day.
 
If you actually plan on killing yourself join ukranian foreign legion
1. They are less picky (french foreign legion have really high standarts in terms of recruitment)
2. Higher chances of actually combat and since its trench warfare higher chances to get killed
 
I've entertained this idea before, but it does seem rather silly in retrospect.

Seems like an unnecessarily complicated (and painful) way of committing suicide.
 
Become a Templar knight like Benoit Saint Denis
 
I've entertained this idea before, but it does seem rather silly in retrospect.

Seems like an unnecessarily complicated (and painful) way of committing suicide.
Depends on how you want to leave this world.

It's pretty cool to die in combat imo - i at least go out with a bang. and the fact that i have nothing to lose/survive for just means that i can give it 100% out on the field
 
Depends on how you want to leave this world.

It's pretty cool to die in combat imo - i at least go out with a bang. and the fact that i have nothing to lose/survive for just means that i can give it 100% out on the field
I'm too scared of dying painfully. Don't wanna be captured and dismembered by niggers.
 
I think i'm strong enough to do it. At least i go out with a bang instead of just pathetically roping in my apartment.

And i get to take as many niggers as i possibly can down with me
whatever, one day when you'll see how that was a bad idea you are gonna regret it.
 
Based as fuck
 
You can't join a PMC
they call them PSCs now If I'm not mistaken. The days of fighting in Iraq for $1000 a day are mostly gone so its mainly maritime security and protecting assets such as oil facilities. The old companies just got rebranded but the idea of a PMC and being one is still a real thing
 
Well your more likely to be a cripple then die if you do go in combat which is worse. I guess you could consider ukraine if you genuinely want to go to war as the french foreign legion mostly withdrew from combat in africa unless its off the record. AZOV battalion would be your best bet you can join without experience I believe but you gotta be fit.
 
I've entertained this idea before, but it does seem rather silly in retrospect.

Seems like an unnecessarily complicated (and painful) way of committing suicide.
 

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