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Elliot.Rodger

Elliot.Rodger

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Elliot Rodger here. THE Elliot Rodger. You probably thought I was dead, huh? Don't believe the media and (((their))) lies goys. I am alive and well. Yeah I fucked up big time on that day but whatever. I was able to fake my death and flee to Mexico City. I got a fake ID and changed my name. Niggas in Mexico call me Elizar Rodriguez. I've been hiding out there for several years, nearly a full decade now. So why am I returning all of a sudden? As you all know, no nut november is ending soon and I'm feeling giga horny. It is time for me to come back to the USA and ascend. I need you guys to help me ascend with a young blonde Stacy this December. Sadly I have many obstacles in the way and I require your urgent help. I need starbucks vanilla latte to keep me awake and energized and maintain a firm erection. I need to buy new raybans sunglasses to hide my prey bug eyes and increase my smv. My beloved BMW was totaled on that day, so I need to buy a new BMW to mog all the normie poorfags and attract my blonde virgin Stacy.

The last 5 years I was busy researching a new technique called IP address maxxing. I believe it will help me ascend. To put it simply, an incel who gets a lot of IP addresses can artifically boost his SMV and slay. Think about it like this: Chad has great genes but only one IP address. An incel has poor genes and usually only one IP address, right? However, he can IP address maxx to compete with Chad and IP mog him depending on how many IP addresses he can get. I performed calculations and determined that an incel needs approximately 200 IP addresses to mog a 9/10 Chad. Therefore I need to collect 200 IP addresses by November 30th. Reply to this thread with your IP address. Help a nigga ascend. I am counting on you brocels.

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I will rope if a mod does not approve my thread in the next hour
 
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You have fanfoids now, it should be easy
 
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