News I'm asking every single female acquaintance for pity breast touching, thoughts?

[Mainländer]

Tbh that's fucked. It shows you lack any dignity, too. Are you insinuating you'd try this at work? Pretty stupid if that's the case, other wise, assuming you're a subhuman and not a fakecel; you're just setting yourself up to get arrested.

I'm not dumb enough to do it with work colleagues, and I already talked about legal matters.

Tbh it kinda is indignant but I can't cope anymore bro. The thought of dying without never even touching a girl without she being a dirty favela prostitute is killing me tbh.

The cucked laws forced me into it. I'm too high T to cope for my whole life. I'm too uncucked to work my ass off just to be some 2/10's 40yo landwhale's betabuxx in the future. I don't accept any of that. I'd rather beg for touching the tits of the girls I deserve, the demographics from which my wife would have come if we lived 200 years ago.

 

[CopingGymcel]

A great way to get arrested for sexual harassment. 100% won't work.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

go to a fucking strip club or brothel/ hooker

 

[latinoincel]

if she's drunk it might work.

 

[Timecel]

if she's drunk it might work.

yea get them drunk first and it might work

 

[tyronius-maximus]

yea get them drunk first and it might work

 

[Mainländer]

if she's drunk it might work.

yea get them drunk first and it might work

That's a good idea but I can't see how I'll achieve a situation where we're alone and she's drunk.

Those foids aren't that close to me.

I'll think a bit more and then update the thread, hopefully with the prints already.

 

[Robtical]

Try to makeout with them first before you get into the boob touching.