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Venting I'm actually planning on carrying an 18 inch machete

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I live in Cuckstralia and it's illegal to carry a machete in my backpack.

But:
Men are more likeely to get randomly attacked
This is further amplified by autistic men.
I had some shitty experiences with white knights

Shorter and uglier men are more likely to get attacked.
 
And yet people will say: "foids need a gun to protect themselves"
 
Tagging cuckstraliacels: @Animecel2D @PvZcel
 
If it's illegal, then don't. You can avoid most if not all dangerous situations if you're perceptive.
Violent forms of mogging and dominance disputes only really happen in night clubs and bars 'n shit.
 
If it's illegal, then don't. You can avoid most if not all dangerous situations if you're perceptive.
Violent forms of mogging and dominance disputes only really happen in night clubs and bars 'n shit.
True, but i'd rather sit in prison for life with me claiming their heads than get humiliated by white knights.

Sounds delusional, but that's just my head JFL
 
If it's illegal, then don't. You can avoid most if not all dangerous situations if you're perceptive.
You could always get a 10cm knife, they're perfectly legal in Australia as far as I'm aware. Obviously only use it for self-defense, 10cm is still dangerous.
 
As long as it’s not sticking out your backpack
 
You could always get a 10cm knife, they're perfectly legal in Australia as far as I'm aware. Obviously only use it for self-defense, 10cm is still dangerous.
small knives won't do shit against Tyrone and Igor
 
As long as it’s not sticking out your backpack
OP:
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You could always get a 10cm knife, they're perfectly legal in Australia as far as I'm aware. Obviously only use it for self-defense, 10cm is still dangerous.
I carry a smaller folding knife. It's not visible and it's perfectly legal. Also, it's not an obvious weapon, were someone to see it.

Also, this thread reminded me of Crocodile Dundee: "THAT'S A KNIFE."
 
UK ahh "knife"
 
Why do you have to carry a weapon? Is your country dangerous?
 

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