Experiment I'll document to see if jelqing is real (no NSFW)

[AsiaCel]

[DAY0]

I'll be posting updates with [DAY-] tags, so you can look them up easily.

I'll document my feelings (pain, and other feelings) and anything special.

All DAY posts will be only posted after the workout exercises are completed.

Today, I rebel against mother nature and take the fight to the dickpill myself. Big guns are in, and no longer shall the A-spot be a mysterious Hermit Kingdom. I shall, demonstrate to the people of the world, the truth of jelqing.

Jelqing, referred to a "milking" technique, but it will be used as a general term for dick enlargement workout.

My goal is one inch of gain, and then I'll call it quits, or at least, only do minimum effort to maintain the inch gained (if so)

To avoid "bragging", I'll refer to my size as X.

Current sizes:

Bone pressed: around X.5
Streched BP: around X.7
Girth (of thickest point): around X.1

My workout strategy:

5 minutes

• 100 jelqs 30% erect for 3 seconds a jelq (over time work your way up to 300)

9 minutes

• 3 sets of stretching to the left and right for 30 seconds for each side 3 sets of stretching down to the left and right for 30 seconds for each side 3 sets BTC to the left and right 30 seconds for each side

2 minutes

• Stretch straight out for 2 minutes

2 minutes

• 100 2 second kegels

Roughly 20 minutes of work. Sections like Kegel can be distributed, because you can do it everywhere, even at work.

 

[Fantasea]

I hope u get permanent erectile dysfunction.

 

[Diddy]

Jelqing only works for those with ED.

 

[Arkansasmentalcel]

I believe in this project

 

[FastBlast]

Don't forget to mew and hold frame as well

 

[AsiaCel]

I hope u get permanent erectile dysfunction.

Jelqing only works for those with ED.

ill work carefully. The point is to see if jelqing is real or a hoax. If it's a hoax, I don't lose anything.

My dick hurts more from beating off 8 times a day than these jelqing exercises.

 

[4sez]

I believe in this project

 

[AsiaCel]

Don't forget to mew and hold frame as well

Don't need to mew when I'm literally a Minecraft block.

 

[sub5chud]

ill work carefully. The point is to see if jelqing is real or a hoax. If it's a hoax, I don't lose anything.

My dick hurts more from beating off 8 times a day than these jelqing exercises

Hope it works

 

[AsiaCel]

I believe in this project

Thank you. It's a little thing to do because I have nothing to do. I lose nothing if it's Jewish psyop

 

[DutchCel01]

Its not a hoax but your penis will be filled with scar tissue which isnt bad if it still works. If its anywhere near average you are barely gonna make any gains though. There was a good subreddit about this

 

[AsiaCel]

Its not a hoax but your penis will be filled with scar tissue which isnt bad if it still works. If its anywhere near average you are barely gonna make any gains though. There was a good subreddit about this

Yeah. That's why I'm not doing harsh exercises like side stretches.

Mine is around the upper average, X.5, I want just one more inch to make sure I can bottom out and thus touching A spot of most foids, the capability to inflict pain when I need, and give pleasure when I want.

I think the most hurting is when I beat off 8 times a day, my dick hurts after this. But I don't feel too bad after jelq.

Do you have any experience with it?

 

[slavcel11]

Bone pressed: around X.5

10.5 inches is impressive, nice brag

 

[DutchCel01]

Yeah. That's why I'm not doing harsh exercises like side stretches.

Mine is around the upper average, X.5, I want just one more inch to make sure I can bottom out and thus touching A spot of most foids, the capability to inflict pain when I need, and give pleasure when I want.

I think the most hurting is when I beat off 8 times a day, my dick hurts after this. But I don't feel too bad after jelq.

Do you have any experience with it?

Personal experience no but i was always looking for more info.

 

[DreamCoper]

Mine is around the upper average, X.5, I want just one more inch to make sure I can bottom out and thus touching A spot of most foids, the capability to inflict pain when I need, and give pleasure when I want.

No way a 2017 user is a fakecel, surely?

 

[AsiaCel]

No way a 2017 user is a fakecel, surely?

Not a fakecel man. Why would a fakecel spend so much time here?

 

[DreamCoper]

Not a fakecel man. Why would a fakecel spend so much time here?

That's why I'm confused. But what the fuck is this:

I want just one more inch to make sure I can bottom out and thus touching A spot of most foids, the capability to inflict pain when I need, and give pleasure when I want.

 

[AsiaCel]

That's why I'm confused. But what the fuck is this:

You know theres hookers yes? Also im a virgin, but the thought of it makes me feel in control

 

[TooSomething]

I have read somewhere that while jelqing does increase the penis size (length and girth) it only works if you keep on doing it.

Once you stop you penis will slowly return to its former / original size.

I have no idea whether this is true or not though.

 

[DreamCoper]

You know theres hookers yes? Also im a virgin, but the thought of it makes me feel in control

As a 2025cel I don't have the right to report this guy but someone else please do

 

[DreamCoper]

I have read somewhere that while jelqing does increase the penis size (length and girth) it only works if you keep on doing it.

Once you stop you penis will slowly return to its former / original size.

I have no idea whether this is true or not though.

It doesn't do shit lol

 

[AsiaCel]

As a 2025cel I don't have the right to report this guy but someone else please do

I'm not a fakecel. Many users can vouch.

I have the worst teeth here.

I have the WORST TEETH on the forum

My teeth is so bad that only a full blown Marxist Rodgerist society will save me.

incels.is

 

[DreamCoper]

I'm not a fakecel. Many users can vouch.

I have the worst teeth here.

I have the WORST TEETH on the forum

My teeth is so bad that only a full blown Marxist Rodgerist society will save me.

incels.is

Yeh ok I'll shut tf up I'm sorry, that's even worse than mine possibly.

 

[unionistcel]

Jelqmaxxing

 

[Grodd]

It doesn't

 

[AsiaCel]

[DAY1] Tired wrist

Just held up the bathroom for about 20 minutes. The supply of Youtube shorts helped me cure the boredom, but my wrist was screaming at the tiredness of having to aim the cannon in place. Dick feels nothing as of writing, I will add to this diary if anything happens.

 

[AsiaCel]

[DAY2] Morning routine

Did the usual routine at 7am. Took me about 30 minutes. Again , no pain

 

[sub5chud]

[DAY2] Morning routine

Did the usual routine at 7am. Took me about 30 minutes. Again , no pain

Sounds kinda gay to say this but keep it up I’m interested in the results

 

[Homegrownman326]

[DAY0]

I'll be posting updates with [DAY-] tags, so you can look them up easily.

I'll document my feelings (pain, and other feelings) and anything special.

All DAY posts will be only posted after the workout exercises are completed.



Jelqing, referred to a "milking" technique, but it will be used as a general term for dick enlargement workout.

My goal is one inch of gain, and then I'll call it quits, or at least, only do minimum effort to maintain the inch gained (if so)

To avoid "bragging", I'll refer to my size as X.

Current sizes:

Bone pressed: around X.5
Streched BP: around X.7
Girth (of thickest point): around X.1

My workout strategy:

5 minutes

9 minutes

2 minutes

2 minutes

Roughly 20 minutes of work. Sections like Kegel can be distributed, because you can do it everywhere, even at work.

This shit is fake as fuck in my view, good luck nonetheless.

 

[tandoorichickencel]

Jelqing only works for those with ED.

What do you mean by this? You need erectile dysfunction for your dick to grow using jelq techniques or do you mean you get to cure ED with jelqing?

 

[zd60]

doesn't this cause more problems than it solves?

 

[Diddy]

What do you mean by this? You need erectile dysfunction for your dick to grow using jelq techniques or do you mean you get to cure ED with jelqing?

Jelqing will improve your ED.

 

[tandoorichickencel]

Jelqing will improve your ED.

Gotcha

 

[AsiaCel]

[DAY3] Not much different feeling so far. May move this to sewer if you guys want

 

[AsiaCel]

[DAY4] Since the site was down, I couldn't record it, so I'm recording it today.

 

[onyxorion]

ill work carefully. The point is to see if jelqing is real or a hoax. If it's a hoax, I don't lose anything.

My dick hurts more from beating off 8 times a day than these jelqing exercises.

Brother Muslims pray 5 times a day
While you beat your meat 10 times a day

 

[Diddy]

Brother Muslims pray 5 times a day
While you beat your meat 10 times a day

At least he's doing something useful (releasing his sexual urges).

 

[onyxorion]

At least he's doing something useful (releasing his sexual urges).

I can't imagine me doing it past 2
I wonder how he does it

 

[AsiaCel]

Jelqing will improve your ED.

Yes, if you don't do it too hard.

As with every workout, jelqing or penis exercises, especially when done manually, has a risk to damage your dick.

Many complain about soft dicks but they do it too hard.

There's devices to automate the process of dick stretching, some are small enough to "stealth" through the day. Personally, I don't live alone so I'm not buying these.

 

[KhatcodaiA3]

Yes, if you don't do it too hard.

As with every workout, jelqing or penis exercises, especially when done manually, has a risk to damage your dick.

Many complain about soft dicks but they do it too hard.

Solid beginner routine, I was concerned about the jelqs since they are the biggest source of injury, but you seem to have informed yourself enough

I'll watch your progress. Stay consistent, it really works

 

[AsiaCel]

[DAY5] Some discomfort immediately after my workout at the toilet. Not much else afterwards.

But I also did extra stretching today which probably amounted to about 3 more mins

 

[DeathSigil]

What's the point of a big dick if you'll never use it anyways.

Anyways surgery for length is probably the best.

 

[AsiaCel]

What's the point of a big dick if you'll never use it anyways.

Anyways surgery for length is probably the best.

Because I'm just under a inch from the size that can consistently smash the cervix/a (or p) spot (according to the internet), thus, giving me the power to control pleasure and pain.

I've heard that my size can bottom out most foids, but also guys a inch bigger than me can put it all in and not hit anything.

Ultimately, no one knows what the reality is. I dont know the average arousal vagina length (measured in straightline) to the cervix and forenix points.

It's better be on the safer side.

 

[Puppeter]

I have read somewhere that while jelqing does increase the penis size (length and girth) it only works if you keep on doing it.

Once you stop you penis will slowly return to its former / original size.

I have no idea whether this is true or not though.

bro think hes finasteride

 

[AsiaCel]

[DAY6] Never stretch when having wet hands it will lead to poor grip which will force you to pull from the head (glans).

That will hurt your dick and skin

 

[AsiaCel]

[DAY7] A Week! Did extra work today, no pain etc.