If you’re reading this I am probably dead
My name is muhhmada von chetberg I am a 25 year Kenyan college student attending Utah college. I have dark brown skin that looks like the inside of a septic tank I wear blue contacts and dyed my hair blonde to tap into my inner Aryan.
One night at around 3AM I was gooning to some fire ass MLP Tranny porn with my ‘cord sistas form pakistan when I heard a knock at my dorm door, I quickly turned off my computer and removed my grandmas lingerie and put on my street drip and gold chain and answered the door
A man about 6’5 was standing there in the dark, I could faintly see his circular face form the dime lights outside. He simply asked one question “do you think men can be women”. “Excuse me?” I replied. The then responded back by saying “it’s a simple yes or no question do you think men can become women” I replied with a yes because my family is filled with wholesome transsexuals, my grandpa recently got his bottom last December but was unfortunately beheaded by a local rebel group.
The man looked disappointed with me and told me that he’ll visit again for two more nights and vanished!! Into thin air!!! I was so shocked! But I knew my ‘cord sistas couldn’t wait for me to continue gooning with them so I rushed back inside and quickly got back to my computer and then I forgor everything.
The next night after it was around 2:45AM and me and the sistas were posting BNWO on 4cuck to own the chuds when I heard that same knock at my door. I decided to pretend that it wasn’t there but it kept getting louder and louder after awhile I debated if I should call the racist cops but then I realized that I am proud trans gun owner and I decided to to answer the door and the man form before was standing there.
There was some more light form outside this time and I could see his appearance a little bit better. He was wearing a shirt that said “freedom” it was a obvious far right dog whistle, but I also noticed that his face was pale like he had no blood in his body and I swear he had blood on him!
But before I could grasp what was going on he asked me a simple question “do you think transgender women can play in woman’s sports?” Well of course they could! Cis woman are just as strong as cis gendered folks! I told him that and he simply repeated a bunch of sexist bullshit about men being stronger than women and then he vanished again!
I believed that I was hallucinating form the gooning and adderall. I then spent the rest of the night making BLACKED edits and donating to prison reform programs.
The next night I was posting obvious false flag threads on IT when I heard a knock at my door! “Oh no it’s him” but I wasn’t gooning or doing meth…oops I mean adderall. Anyway I opened the door and there he was again and this time he seemed a lot more menacing, not only that but there was a hole in the left side of his neck!!! Wtf I was so shocked then he asked me
“Does Israel have a right to exist?” He asked with a smirk. “Israel? That racist white colonial state? Hell no free Pakistan or something!!” I told him. The man then stood there not moving
I then felt paralyzed and then the he grabbed my neck and ripped out a huge chunk! He then vanish into the night.
I am currently bleeding to death as I write this with my 5 inch blue finger nails, please PLEASE don’t answer the door to the debater with the hole in his neck at 3AM
DONT MAKE MY MISTAKE!!
Also Mexico isn’t a white country
My name is muhhmada von chetberg I am a 25 year Kenyan college student attending Utah college. I have dark brown skin that looks like the inside of a septic tank I wear blue contacts and dyed my hair blonde to tap into my inner Aryan.
One night at around 3AM I was gooning to some fire ass MLP Tranny porn with my ‘cord sistas form pakistan when I heard a knock at my dorm door, I quickly turned off my computer and removed my grandmas lingerie and put on my street drip and gold chain and answered the door
A man about 6’5 was standing there in the dark, I could faintly see his circular face form the dime lights outside. He simply asked one question “do you think men can be women”. “Excuse me?” I replied. The then responded back by saying “it’s a simple yes or no question do you think men can become women” I replied with a yes because my family is filled with wholesome transsexuals, my grandpa recently got his bottom last December but was unfortunately beheaded by a local rebel group.
The man looked disappointed with me and told me that he’ll visit again for two more nights and vanished!! Into thin air!!! I was so shocked! But I knew my ‘cord sistas couldn’t wait for me to continue gooning with them so I rushed back inside and quickly got back to my computer and then I forgor everything.
The next night after it was around 2:45AM and me and the sistas were posting BNWO on 4cuck to own the chuds when I heard that same knock at my door. I decided to pretend that it wasn’t there but it kept getting louder and louder after awhile I debated if I should call the racist cops but then I realized that I am proud trans gun owner and I decided to to answer the door and the man form before was standing there.
There was some more light form outside this time and I could see his appearance a little bit better. He was wearing a shirt that said “freedom” it was a obvious far right dog whistle, but I also noticed that his face was pale like he had no blood in his body and I swear he had blood on him!
But before I could grasp what was going on he asked me a simple question “do you think transgender women can play in woman’s sports?” Well of course they could! Cis woman are just as strong as cis gendered folks! I told him that and he simply repeated a bunch of sexist bullshit about men being stronger than women and then he vanished again!
I believed that I was hallucinating form the gooning and adderall. I then spent the rest of the night making BLACKED edits and donating to prison reform programs.
The next night I was posting obvious false flag threads on IT when I heard a knock at my door! “Oh no it’s him” but I wasn’t gooning or doing meth…oops I mean adderall. Anyway I opened the door and there he was again and this time he seemed a lot more menacing, not only that but there was a hole in the left side of his neck!!! Wtf I was so shocked then he asked me
“Does Israel have a right to exist?” He asked with a smirk. “Israel? That racist white colonial state? Hell no free Pakistan or something!!” I told him. The man then stood there not moving
I then felt paralyzed and then the he grabbed my neck and ripped out a huge chunk! He then vanish into the night.
I am currently bleeding to death as I write this with my 5 inch blue finger nails, please PLEASE don’t answer the door to the debater with the hole in his neck at 3AM
DONT MAKE MY MISTAKE!!
Also Mexico isn’t a white country
