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If your wife is obese, you are useless as a man

Same I said that because there is a trend on normie social media and they all say they want to get pegged by a goth mommy.
That's ridiculous. That's as close to being gay as you could get without actually being gay. Nasty shit
 
only get NOTHING OUT OF IT
she said thank you and I blushed

What do you get from simping?
"Thank you"

Oh my god, draw the line. You bought her food just because she sat next to you?!¿ Jesus man, stop. Don't be that much of a simp
Why yall niggas don't understand it's stronger than me, you see how you're involuntary celibate, well I'm involuntary simp. Also can yall calm the fuck down it was just a slice of pizza and some juice.

That's how I fuck my sex doll
Based, can you send a pic
 
she said thank you and I blushed
out of politeness, it doesnt mean shit in the actual scale of things, its like some twitch slut saying it when she gets sent 5 grand donations.
 
out of politeness, it doesnt mean shit in the actual scale of things, its like some twitch slut saying it when she gets sent 5 grand donations.
:cryfeels:
 
she said thank you and I blushed
Brutal
"Thank you"
And you think that's enough of a reward to warrant spending your money on her? Wtf. I'd literally rather buy the food and throw it away than buy it for a female who has no intention of dating me
Why yall niggas don't understand it's stronger than me, you see how you're involuntary celibate, well I'm involuntary simp. Also can yall calm the fuck down it was just a slice of pizza and some juice.
Work on that. Suppress the simp nature. Throw that money in a jar and save it up to buy something cool, not wasting it on girls that don't give a fuck about you.
Based, can you send a pic
Sure. It's only a torso sex doll though. Not much to look at. It's soul purpose is to be a fuckmeat basically while I look at hot pics on my tablet while fucking the doll. Feels good to do the motions of actual sex instead of just rubbing my cock
 
Wtf. I'd literally rather buy the food and throw it away than buy it for a female who has no intention of dating me
if you saw what I saw you wouldn't do that.

Work on that. Suppress the simp nature. Throw that money in a jar and save it up to buy something cool, not wasting it on girls that don't give a fuck about you.
It was my dad's money, he gave it to me to eat but there was some left so I told myself why not spend it, I'm not bluepilled and delusional to think she would fall in love with me but maybe she would give me her insta or snap and we could be friend. I miss talking with foids. So there's no saving
Then stop buying pizza for random women that don't like you and save up for one. It was $170
I can't I will need to move out
 
if you saw what I saw you wouldn't do that.
Yes I fucking would. I go out of my way to do as little as possible for foids like that. They have enough orbiters and lovers. I'm not contributing to that.
It was my dad's money, he gave it to me to eat but there was some left so I told myself why not spend it, I'm not bluepilled and delusional to think she would fall in love with me but maybe she would give me her insta or snap and we could be friend. I miss talking with foids. So there's no saving
Doesn't matter whose money it was. Put that shit in a change jar and put it towards a sex doll or a session with an escort. Also, how could you stand to be just friends with foids? I haven't had a female friend since 5th grade. They are useless as friends, and simply use you and give nothing back. They are parasitic leeches. Seriously. I can't stand talking to them. They are insufferable and interacting with them is meaningless
I can't I will need to move out
Brutal. My mom knows I have the sex doll and doesn't even care. She knows I need to cope however I can. I literally just leave the doll on my bedroom floor when not in use.
 
Brutal. My mom knows I have the sex doll and doesn't even care. She knows I need to cope however I can. I literally just leave the doll on my bedroom floor when not in use.
My mom is an arab muslim woman she would impale me if she knew I had a sex doll, when she caught me jerking off I got a 2-hour lecture, her screaming for hours and getting beat, and my dad... my dad man.
View: https://voca.ro/18oeXJM8L8gl



Doesn't matter whose money it was. Put that shit in a change jar and put it towards a sex doll or a session with an escort. Also, how could you stand to be just friends with foids? I haven't had a female friend since 5th grade. They are useless as friends, and simply use you and give nothing back. They are parasitic leeches. Seriously. I can't stand talking to them. They are insufferable and interacting with them is meaningless
Foids are more interesting than normie males. Unironically, this is how it goes Incel>Chads>foids>normies
Incel because I relate the most
Chads because they have the best hobbies like sports and are often low inhib and you always laugh with them
Foids
Normiess are giga boring

Yes I fucking would. I go out of my way to do as little as possible for foids like that. They have enough orbiters and lovers. I'm not contributing to that.
I swear to God I say the same thing rn, but man Idk whenever I'm around foids I become a bit :bluepill: Like I keep telling myself the :blackpill: is true but my body does otherwise
 
My mom is an arab muslim woman she would impale me if she knew I had a sex doll, when she caught me jerking off I got a 2-hour lecture, her screaming for hours and getting beat, and my dad... my dad man.
View: https://voca.ro/18oeXJM8L8gl

Brutal af. Why would they get mad about you jerking off? Tf they expect you do do when you can't get a girlfriend to fuck? Just hold it in and be a year long nofap coper and torture youself? Brutal parentpill honestly.
Foids are more interesting than normie males. Unironically, this is how it goes Incel>Chads>foids>normies
Incel because I relate the most
Chads because they have the best hobbies like sports and are often low inhib and you always laugh with them
Foids
Normiess are giga boring
Agree normies are giga boring, but they are still easier to interact with than foids. What the fuck can you even talk about with foids? There is nothing in common. It's like trying to find similarities between a muscle car and a fucking mattress.
I swear to God I say the same thing rn, but man Idk whenever I'm around foids I become a bit :bluepill: Like I keep telling myself the :blackpill: is true but my body does otherwise
Brutal
 
What the fuck can you even talk about with foids? There is nothing in common.
There is that's the thing lol, when I used to talk with foids, we would talk about common vidya we play, we would talk about jewtubers we watched, movies, shows, anime, she watched soccer so about soccer in general etc...
 
Brutal af. Why would they get mad about you jerking off? Tf they expect you do do when you can't get a girlfriend to fuck? Just hold it in and be a year long nofap coper and torture youself? Brutal parentpill honestly.
They're muzzies man I can't even have a gf even If I wanted to. I need to focus on my studies and then marry at 30. That's what they expect me to do
 
There is that's the thing lol, when I used to talk with foids, we would talk about common vidya we play, we would talk about jewtubers we watched, movies, shows, anime, she watched soccer so about soccer in general etc...
Crazy. I can't find a single thing to talk about them with and just endlessly talk about cars. I start telling them about my Camaro with a 454 cubic inch big block Chevy engine, a mild cam, 500 horsepower, and a Holley 750 carburetor. I also tell them it has cowl induction and a 700R4 transmission, but for some reason they don't engage much in the conversation. :feelsbadman: I even showed them videos of the badass engine sound where you can hear it's nice throaty sound and choppy idle from the cam in it, and they don't like hearing about it. Fuck them for not liking cars
 
They're muzzies man I can't even have a gf even If I wanted to. I need to focus on my studies and then marry at 30. That's what they expect me to do
Goddamn rotten parents. They literally want you to suffer and be a betabuxx! :feelsohgod:
 
Yup, femoids usually don't like cars, I've legit never met one who likes cars
Same. I never even met a typical normie who likes cars either. Cars are just transportation to them or a status symbol. They don't like cars for the sake of CARS
 
They really don't, I'm just like them cars are more of a status symbol and transportation than anything
Same. I never even met a typical normie who likes cars either. Cars are just transportation to them or a status symbol. They don't like cars for the sake of CARS
 
fat bitches are so gross need to kill themselves
 
They really don't, I'm just like them cars are more of a status symbol and transportation than anything
Brutal. Even other cels aren't proper car enthusiasts usually. Cars keep me sane. Other than the desire for a gf, doing fun stuff with cars is all I fucking think about
 
Brutal. Even other cels aren't proper car enthusiasts usually. Cars keep me sane. Other than the desire for a gf, doing fun stuff with cars is all I fucking think about
It's a great cope though
 
It's a great cope though
Yeah, it is. Unfortunately, my muscle car is broken right now and needs expensive repairs. It's in the driveway covered with a tarp right now and can't even be started
 
Yeah, it is. Unfortunately, my muscle car is broken right now and needs expensive repairs. It's in the driveway covered with a tarp right now and can't even be started
What happened? What's a muscle car?
 
What happened?
Alternator died while driving, battery ran out, car misfired and stalled. Seems to be more than that now too, because when I start it hooked to a 50 amp jump, it still has a bad misfire. Hopefully just a bad coil, fouled spark plug, or something else minor and not a slipped timing chain or worse. Gotta have it towed to a shop to find out?
What's a muscle car?
Do you live under a rock? A muscle car is a car with a powerful engine designed to be fun and fast. Examples include: Chevy Camaro (the kind I have), Ford Mustang, Doge Challenger, and many more
 
Do you live under a rock?
:cryfeels: I'm not england saar i speak baguette initially not this.

Alternator died while driving, battery ran out, car misfired and stalled. Seems to be more than that now too, because when I start it hooked to a 50 amp jump, it still has a bad misfire. Hopefully just a bad coil, fouled spark plug, or something else minor and not a slipped timing chain or worse. Gotta have it towed to a shop to find out?
Holy shit I didn't understand shit. thanks tho, Imma go to chat gpt to explain to me like I'm 5
 
Don't feel too bad. Most people I know have no car knowledge. They couldn't even add coolant to it if they had to and would probably accidentally pour it inside the engine where the oil goes (this actually ahppens and causes engines to get destroyed).
 
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Only slightly overweight ones. Like 150-180 pounds. Sometimes up to 200 if she has excellent fat distributions and is tall. Obese landwhales are disgusting though
Anything over 205lbs would be my limit.
 
How many times have you made this thread already?
 

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