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Serious If you won the lottery, what kind of gold digger would you swoop up?

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I'd go for an 18 year old Italian virgin PAWG with pale skin and dark hair.
 
I'd go for an 18 year old Italian virgin PAWG with pale skin and dark hair.
Same: 18-year-old virgin, pale skin, black hair, white - extremely similiar taste
 
none.
i don't want a gold digger.
she is trying to scam you out of ur $$$.
 
I'd try to link my oneitis I had in high school
 
why would i want a leech attached to me
 
I'd go for an 18 year old Italian virgin PAWG with pale skin and dark hair.
I’d be more smart with my money in terms of getting a gf, first I’d stash all my money in cash somewhere probably my old room in a safe. Then I’d travel to Mexico or some other poor area, buy a JB wife preferably 13, raise her off the grid in a remote cabin, and teach her the ropes and educate her
 
I would find a girl that wants to get intimate with me and have a kid with "with no strings attached" as they like to say, and after the child is born, we go our own way.
I'll be fine being a single father and I would at least experience some form of intimacy, even though I had to pay for it, and I would have done my duty and continued my line.

But knowing my luck, I would have my child be a girl so my answer probably would be.
none.
i don't want a gold digger.
she is trying to scam you out of ur $$$.
 
none.
i don't want a gold digger.
she is trying to scam you out of ur $$$.

Doesnt matter if it's $500 million powerball shit. Holes will make it disappear in a week
 
I'd go for an Arab girl as they are my favorites. If I had $500 million.. I'd tell her I won $50 million.
 
Lol at you guys with just 1 girl. I’d make a haram of at least a dozen wives.

Probably I’d just go for The biggest tits I could find at the nearest strip club.
 
I've put some thought into this. To a certain extent, you can protect your money from divorce-rape through trusts. Basically, it stops being your money; it belongs to the trust. The trust pays you a certain amount each year.

So let's say you're Notch and you sell Minecraft to Microsoft for $4 billion. If you rush out and get married, there's a 100% chance the gold digging whore will wait the minimum amount of time necessary for her to be awarded 1/2 of your net worth in a divorce (in California, I think it's 5 years of marriage - so you can expect to get divorce papers after 5 years and 1 day).

So instead, you put most of that money into a trust. It pays you some huge amount each year - easily enough for you to live on. But maybe you keep $1 billion in cash in the bank so you can buy houses and cars and whatever the fuck rich people buy. Now she divorces you (which she definitely will) and she only gets half the $1 billion.

She can still try to get alimony. It's just that, after only 5 years of marriage, that's going to be a hard sell to the courts, and you'll have good lawyers to fight it.

More likely though, she'll put two and two together and realize that her best option is accuse you of raping her, or just kill you, and then all the money goes to her.

So, even though you tried to protect yourself, you'll still lose. Fundamentally, the problem is that you need to create an incentive structure that makes her want to keep you alive and married and reasonably happy. That's probably impossible, but here's what I came up with: I would set up a trust for her too. Only this trust would have additional stipulations - mostly just that we have to still be married. So if I die or we divorce, she would still get something (I mean, there'd be insurance and stuff too) but she'd miss out on the money from her trust.

That's the best plan I have, and it's far from foolproof.
 
probably some white passing middle eastern foid.
I'd just live like a oil barren in some bombed out shit hole Muslim country that has uncucked marriage laws so she couldn't leave and take my shit though.
 
Probably some radical islamist hot lady from ISIS, costs around 1000$, no need for lottery. She will obey you like God. Just need to be muslim, it’s doable but I’m kinda anxious about them cutting my dick lol.
 
I've put some thought into this. To a certain extent, you can protect your money from divorce-rape through trusts. Basically, it stops being your money; it belongs to the trust. The trust pays you a certain amount each year.

So let's say you're Notch and you sell Minecraft to Microsoft for $4 billion. If you rush out and get married, there's a 100% chance the gold digging whore will wait the minimum amount of time necessary for her to be awarded 1/2 of your net worth in a divorce (in California, I think it's 5 years of marriage - so you can expect to get divorce papers after 5 years and 1 day).

So instead, you put most of that money into a trust. It pays you some huge amount each year - easily enough for you to live on. But maybe you keep $1 billion in cash in the bank so you can buy houses and cars and whatever the fuck rich people buy. Now she divorces you (which she definitely will) and she only gets half the $1 billion.

She can still try to get alimony. It's just that, after only 5 years of marriage, that's going to be a hard sell to the courts, and you'll have good lawyers to fight it.

More likely though, she'll put two and two together and realize that her best option is accuse you of raping her, or just kill you, and then all the money goes to her.

So, even though you tried to protect yourself, you'll still lose. Fundamentally, the problem is that you need to create an incentive structure that makes her want to keep you alive and married and reasonably happy. That's probably impossible, but here's what I came up with: I would set up a trust for her too. Only this trust would have additional stipulations - mostly just that we have to still be married. So if I die or we divorce, she would still get something (I mean, there'd be insurance and stuff too) but she'd miss out on the money from her trust.

That's the best plan I have, and it's far from foolproof.

Actually not a bad-sounding idea at all.
 
I think what's cool about being a broke nobody is that you know people who like you really like you.
 
Id hunt down the blonde stacy from high school. Id lure her in about how we’d live together and then after i fucked her id kick her ass to the curb
PAWG with pale skin and dark hair.
Good taste
 
Id lure her in about how we’d live together and then after i fucked her id kick her ass to the curb
Unless chad she won't fuck you immediately for your new found wealth. How you think these foids get men to betta cuck for them? She will act like a stingy virgin giving you little if any access to her hole. You'd be lucky for any form of intimacy early especially if ugly
 
The last thing I'd worry if I ever won the lottery is about women.

I'd buy my way into success, STEMaxxing by myself without relying on greedy companies and shitty IT people that usually only see me as a wagie, get even richer, get someone to manage my finances, then I'd get out of this shithole and live somewhere safe and private, then escortcelmaxx and pay for the rest of the lookmax process looking surgeries and improve my birth defective aesthetics.
 
Cucked thread is cucked. fuck off GrAYcel
 
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Actually not a bad-sounding idea at all.
I got the idea from something I read about a decade ago about super-wealthy new york bankers, and how they set up their marriages. One of the things they did was, they'd give bonuses to their wives if their children got good grades.

It's amazing stuff. They live in a whole other world.
 
persian girl with a fat ass tbh. but i’d pump and dump em
 
Wouldn’t even get a girl I’d splurge out on alcohol, psyches, consooooommaxx , and buy a mansion
 
I wouldn't go for a gold digger. Why is this even suggested?
 

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