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If you won $500k

500k is all I need to live under the radar
 
car escort gaming i wont buy a house nigga i will rent it
 
Buy a private island and yk what follows
 
I mean 500k is not that much. Some smaller plastic surgeries for sure, some high class escorts, a new car / car repairs, it's raining into my current car and it's not an easy fix... put some back in case sexbot girlfriends ever become a reality or my country goes to shit and i have to move, probably plan an SEA trip, but more to find a gf than for the cheap hookers
 
I'd get for 500k worth of surgeries and kmys afterwards.
 
Live as a NEET
 
Wouldn't even buy a car. I'd just buy a nice house and put nice shit in it. You're home is the msot important thing in your life.
 
buy a 4 plex in the USA. High rent area w colleges, jobs, and inflow of people. Hold a mortgage so 3 units pay the full mortgage

Cost 1.1m -1.2m, put 500k down
Mortage Princepal and interest, taxes, insurance (PITI)+upkeep savings + property manager ~ 5k/mo
Rent 8.4k/mo @3 units,
2.8k/mo/unit
Income 3.4k

I don't use much money so put most of that 3.4k to pay down the 4plex mortgage. Pay it off in 8 years.

More than 8.4k/mo after yearly price increases just being a landlord and no headaches because property manager.

Live in fourth unit the whole time.

Alternatively,
Move out and rent out all 4, 11k/mo rental income.
5k/mo after mortgage PITI costs
* send 1k mo for living expenses
* 4k to pay down mortgage. Pay it off in 5 years.
Use 1k to live cheap in Thailand. In 5 years have $11k/mo living like a king in Thailand.
Retired less than 10 years with high income as you raise rents yearly.

Idk what to do with 11k/mo earned without working except buy more real estate. push into passive stocks like indexes. SP500, dow, managed dividend etf. Or move to a European country and spend on rent and hookers

Buying houses is for normies who horde junk, and make children. You don't need a house. If anything buy land for a homestead even if it is closer to cities. Get a USDA loan. But better to get a residential income property and use the rent income to live wherever you want. Can even rent airbnb long term in nice areas if you have the right investment property

I'd probably use my $1k for hookers and rent until I get tired of them. Buy or lease some cheap land and open a melon farm. Can grow in the tropics year round just keep them dry in some green house structures. The natives usually don't have the money to start up huge agricultural endeavors and bear the risk without regular income. Sell to tourist spots as they pay premium. Idk why I'd need that income but I guess I'd do it until my mortgage is paid off and I make a lot more then sell farm and go somewhere else.

If I get really bored stop paying down the mortgage at 2 years and live off the rental income ahead of time before original goal at $5k/mo income after costs
 
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