Experiment If you were seen committing a crime, how would witnesses describe your appearance?

[Nordicel94]

Let's say you committed a crime and you were seen by witnesses from a distance where they could make out your height, build and get a vague impression of your face. How would they describe you?

Me: Average height, medium build, blonde, flat, sunken face.

 

[RealSchizo]

Hello officee

 

[supersoldier]

skinny teenager

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

A humanoid of short stature with grotesque facial features was seen committing [crime]

 

[Nordicel94]

skinny teenager

Really? You're a teencel? Or you just look young?

 

[Nordicel94]

A humanoid of short stature with grotesque facial features was seen committing [crime]

The crime of *existing*.

 

[supersoldier]

just look young

 

[WacoGoesDown]

ugly creature

 

[userrrr]

grey alien

 

[Curry from Ohio]

Rapist Midget

 

[Evil Pigeonn]

Average height brown skinned uber jeets delivery boy

 

[Balding Subhuman]

"Bald man with acne scars, average height and average build"

That's what I assume they'd say

 

[scihub]

“Bald midget running away with as much as his arms could carry; which funnily enough wasn’t much because he’s scrawny as fuxck lmao”

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Manlet with midget legs, had a body of a middle schooler

 

[Regressive]

sub-coom-ew-poor-pure-poom-cute-creature-cel

 

[darkdoomer]

Let's say you committed a crime and you were seen by witnesses from a distance where they could make out your height, build and get a vague impression of your face. How would they describe you?

Me: Average height, medium build, blonde, flat, sunken face.

average height, skinny build with duck feet, face looks like Jay Z with brutal negative canthal tilt with a recessed maxilla with an overbite at the same time

 

[AussieIncel]

Unsettling, short stature man who looks in his late teens
Cuts to interview of women who crossed paths with me before the crime: "I got a very creepy vibes from him and moved me and my kid away, I could tell he had a menacing harmful aura. Thankfully me and my girlies survived, but we definitely clutched the pepper spray when he walked by"

Let's say you committed a crime and you were seen by witnesses from a distance where they could make out your height, build and get a vague impression of your face. How would they describe you?

Me: Average height, medium build, blonde, flat, sunken face.

 

[Logic55]

Let's say you committed a crime and you were seen by witnesses from a distance where they could make out your height, build and get a vague impression of your face. How would they describe you?

Me: Average height, medium build, blonde, flat, sunken face.

Me: Average height, skinny, black hair, narrow face, brown skin

 

[Logic55]

Average height brown skinned uber jeets delivery boy

I'm brown too. What is your race?

 

[Leonardo Part V]

"Officers, I was assaulted by what seemed to be a demon from hell! A creature of such grotesque appearance that forced me to doubt if it was even human. Please call the supernatural police!"

 

[Evil Pigeonn]

I'm brown too. What is your race?

I'm curry

 

[Logic55]

I'm curry

I'm Mexican, but born and raised in the USA

 

[Neriglisar.Belgrade]

Hello officee

 

[Evil Pigeonn]

I'm Mexican, but born and raised in the USA

ic ic

 

[kay']

A walking corpse

 

[Logic55]

ic ic

Do you live in India or in the West?

 

[Evil Pigeonn]

Do you live in India or in the West?

I was born and raised in India, I've only been to the west once for tourism purposes

 

[Logic55]

I was born and raised in India, I've only been to the west once for tourism purposes

Are girls in your country hypergamous whores too?

 

[Evil Pigeonn]

Are girls in your country hypergamous whores too?

Yep of course

 

[incelerated]

Short small guy.

 

[Emba]

Gurgle Gurgle uh uh Gurgle

 

[TheCatMan]

Short fat guy with glasses and balding

 

[copemaxx9002]

Hello officee

 

[copemaxx9002]

"Officers, I was assaulted by what seemed to be a demon from hell! A creature of such grotesque appearance that forced me to doubt if it was even human. Please call the supernatural police!"

 

[Starfish.Belgrade]

A crazy starfish on the loose

 

[edgelordcel]

Hello officee