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If you were promised reincarnation but only into an animal, which animal?

ofizr123890

ofizr123890

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I would either choose to be a mosquito in hopes that i can infect someone or i'd be a dung beetle and roll dung balls in the freedom of the grassland. JFL if i get eaten by a bird though.
 
Anything but human!
 
Bullshit promise. Would rather remain dead.
 
I would either choose to be a mosquito in hopes that i can infect someone or i'd be a dung beetle and roll dung balls in the freedom of the grassland. JFL if i get eaten by a bird though.
Lion or tiger.
 
Eagle or whale.
 
Indoor-outdoor cat in a western country
Wolf
Deer
Fox
 
Cat probably. I would just find a post wall alpha widow roastie and just live a chill NEETpilled life instead of becoming a cool wild animal and risk getting killed.
 
Cat probably. I would just find a post wall alpha widow roastie and just live a chill NEETpilled life instead of becoming a cool wild animal and risk getting killed.
Going for those nine extra lives i see
 
a dog because I can fuck foids
 
Any animal that has alot of sex
 
I would either choose to be a mosquito in hopes that i can infect someone or i'd be a dung beetle and roll dung balls in the freedom of the grassland. JFL if i get eaten by a bird though.
Probably a panda since they literally get treated like they were emperors by paid human personnel (they were close to getting extinct because they were to lazy lo live).
 
one of those tortoises that get fed fruit and get a lot of attention and shit i guess

or a dog that gets to fuck 10 foids....
 
Lion, you have a harem of foids who bring you food, you can chill all day.
 
Lion, you have a harem of foids who bring you food, you can chill all day.
That is only if you are Chad lion, all other male lions are outcast from the group where they all live together sometimes mounting each other.


nigger you smell worse than the average jeet stop coping with your faggy tranime
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Bald eagle so you can poke a normies eyes out and get away with it because killing one is a crime
 
Lion of course.
 
Eagle, hawk or falcon. I was meant to fly.
 
A condor. Wanna fly through the andes. El condor pasa.
 
One of those large turtles.

You live a chilled extremely long life. Got your own crib and are always dripped out
 
you shouldn't have to reincarnate as an animal, that's retarded
 
A microscopic organism so I could die quickly
 

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