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If you were guaranteed a gf if you reached Mt Everest the top would you try

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I might try, would you? Of course I'd have to do a lot of training and practicing in smaller mountains first
 
I would collect that cold ice so I can fist that reward foid's Ass
 
I'd genuinely break her and share her with my incel brothers
 
Fun fact: Mount Everest is, from a technical mountaineering perspective, nowhere near as hard to climb asmany other mountains in the world. You need good stamina though. So I'd say, yes absolutely I would.
 
Fun fact: Mount Everest is, from a technical mountaineering perspective, nowhere near as hard to climb asmany other mountains in the world. You need good stamina though. So I'd say, yes absolutely I would.
We would have to first gymmaxx then go maybe with a guide
 
I'm shit at anything athletic but if a get a gf, why not, I'd 100% do it
 
Not sure heard about a lot of people dying trying to climb it even experienced climbers
 
Don't you know you get a gf after reaching wizard rank here
 
No, because of frostbite.
 
Fantasies don't work anymore because the hole you would be gifted could be any or all of fat, tatted, pierced, old. Holes and simps have dropped the entire "human universals" concept and think nothing of matchmaking across incompatible ages and measurements.
 
Depends who and if she's forced to stay with me
 
I'm confused I also heard it was hard but @TheGrayWolf said it's not that hard
Yeah, it's hard, I'm just saying there are harder mountains to climb, where you need more skill (e.g. steeper inclines, having to traverse certain dangerous places etc). At least, that is what I heard. I also think rankings show it's not the hardest.
 
I'd probably die so no.
 
 
A gf that genuinely loved me and would never leave me? Absolutely.

But if both of those additional conditions weren't absolutely guaranteed? Hell no.
 
No, the odds of me dying in the snow are too high.
 
I would definitely try. With years of training in mountaineering and professional equipment, but only if she's my dream girl in the end.

If I don't make it to the top, I'll die on the way there, which is fine too.
 
guaranteed? wow seems impossible. its funny tho you could litterally go through a mt everest style transformation and unless you are htn + you would never know true love...

i gotta say no because im never making it up the mountain, if i could then i would already have a gf
 
I would definitely try. With years of training in mountaineering and professional equipment, but only if she's my dream girl in the end.

If I don't make it to the top, I'll die on the way there, which is fine too.
Same here, the training would give us the highest chance to get there and if we don't make it at least it gave us something to do

guaranteed? wow seems impossible. its funny tho you could litterally go through a mt everest style transformation and unless you are htn + you would never know true love...

i gotta say no because im never making it up the mountain, if i could then i would already have a gf
That's sadly true that only looks matter no matter what else we accomplish
 
And when I'm up there, I share my oxygen tank with her. :feelsaww:
 
Might as well give it a try. I’ve got nothing to lose anyway
 
Am I going alone or do I go with a team of professionals?
 
I have nothing to lose if i win i can finally touch a girl. I would try it
 
I might try, would you? Of course I'd have to do a lot of training and practicing in smaller mountains first
I'm happy if I can still make it to my local supermarket.
 
I'm confused I also heard it was hard but @TheGrayWolf said it's not that hard
You have very little oxygen at this altitude, that's the difficult part.
 
Only if it was my oneitis
 
Yes as i never back the fuck down but deep down i know it wont be worth it
 
Only if she was above a 5/10 not my looks match.
 

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