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If you were able to pick your dick size, what would it be?

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I'd go for 5" length and 4" girth.
 
8 by 6. mine is a 7 by 5.5 rn and not gonna change it. i have heard tho past 7 by 5.5 its hard to do throat fucking, anal and petite foids many not be able to handle.
 
8 by 6. mine is a 7 by 5.5 rn and not gonna change it. i have heard tho past 7 by 5.5 its hard to do throat fucking, anal and petite foids many not be able to handle.
Because of the incelosphere I decided to do a lot of research regarding penis size since there's a lot of misconceptions about it, apparently. From what I have gathered, at 7 inches length you can hit the cervix which for most women isn't pleasurable at all but plain hurtful. And past 5 inches girth you will need lube and foreplay as well. All in all, it sounds like a pain in the ass (no pun intended). I'd rather have an average-sized penis so anything could go. As for petite females; their height is completely irrelevant. It really just varies from female to female and height isn't a factor. Some guy swore that he could use a female's hips to determine if she could take more girth - meaning the wider the hips, the bigger the girth can be - but that's just one guy and we don't know how reliable that could be. Ultimately for truecels it's pointless to care about dick size.
 
Because of the incelosphere I decided to do a lot of research regarding penis size since there's a lot of misconceptions about it, apparently. From what I have gathered, at 7 inches length you can hit the cervix which for most women isn't pleasurable at all but plain hurtful. And past 5 inches girth you will need lube and foreplay as well. All in all, it sounds like a pain in the ass (no pun intended). I'd rather have an average-sized penis so anything could go. As for petite females; their height is completely irrelevant. It really just varies from female to female and height isn't a factor. Some guy swore that he could use a female's hips to determine if she could take more girth - meaning the wider the hips, the bigger the girth can be - but that's just one guy and we don't know how reliable that could be. Ultimately for truecels it's pointless to care about dick size.
yeah many men are retarded. an actual 7 inch is top 20% of men easily. and 8-9 inch are 1/100 - 1/1000 if not less. Reason foids think 8 inch dicks are so common is cause men with 6 inch say they have 8 and men with 5 say 6-7 etc. frauding dick size is very common leading to foids thinking 8,9,10 inch are common amongst chads
 
7 x 6

t. 4.75 x 4.5
 
I can't do any of those things anyway because I'm ethnic.
thats true but then why have big dick at all? would make fitting clothing harder especially at that size. imagine wearing tight genes then get erect and its so tight lots of pain
 
yeah many men are retarded. an actual 7 inch is top 20% of men easily. and 8-9 inch are 1/100 - 1/1000 if not less. Reason foids think 8 inch dicks are so common is cause men with 6 inch say they have 8 and men with 5 say 6-7 etc. frauding dick size is very common leading to foids thinking 8,9,10 inch are common amongst chads
Yes, girl inches are a bitch. They *really* don't help, but it's not entirely the girls' fault. Boys are the reason behind it, too.
 
2 feet long 1 ft girth. three penis holes like the predator laser pattern. It ejaculates chocolate and pisses five dollar bills. Riddled with more veins than Arnold SwarzeChad's arm. The ultimate cock mog
 
2 feet long 1 ft girth. three penis holes like the predator laser pattern. It ejaculates chocolate and pisses five dollar bills. Riddled with more veins than Arnold SwarzeChad's arm. The ultimate cock mog
u wouldnt have pants that fit u
 
9x5.75 (inches). should be enough for balls deep in non-whales. room left over would give a sense of dominance anyways. they'd brag to all of their friends and potentially advertise for you. that size alone could help legitimate incels escape their situation.

it's also enough girth before oral becomes a major hassle or impossible. definitely enough size for holes that aren't canyons
not bad size, tho dick might look a bit thin in relativity to the length. yeah bulge maxxing game is legit apparenty, some black guy on looksmax did it and got many size queens begging for his dick
 
same thing happens with height to some degree. 5'10 will fraud as 6'0. 6'2 will fraud 6'4-6'6.
I may be 5'11" (with shoes on) but I say I'm 5'10" - jfl.
Shooting for the stars I see.
I'd keep what I have. Not like it matters
Here's why:

"Because of the incelosphere I decided to do a lot of research regarding penis size since there's a lot of misconceptions about it, apparently. From what I have gathered, at 7 inches length you can hit the cervix which for most women isn't pleasurable at all but plain hurtful. And past 5 inches girth you will need lube and foreplay as well. All in all, it sounds like a pain in the ass (no pun intended). I'd rather have an average-sized penis so anything could go. As for petite females; their height is completely irrelevant. It really just varies from female to female and height isn't a factor. Some guy swore that he could use a female's hips to determine if she could take more girth - meaning the wider the hips, the bigger the girth can be - but that's just one guy and we don't know how reliable that could be. Ultimately for truecels it's pointless to care about dick size."
2 feet long 1 ft girth. three penis holes like the predator laser pattern. It ejaculates chocolate and pisses five dollar bills. Riddled with more veins than Arnold SwarzeChad's arm. The ultimate cock mog
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9x5.75 (inches). should be enough for balls deep in non-whales. room left over would give a sense of dominance anyways. they'd brag to all of their friends and potentially advertise for you. that size alone could help legitimate incels escape their situation.

it's also enough girth before oral becomes a major hassle or impossible. definitely enough size for holes that aren't canyons
From what I read, it depends. Some even have trouble with oral at 5.25" so it's always a gamble, I suppose.
 
Flaccid size - big enough to impress but not so big that it would be uncomfortable with pants.

Erect - 10-12 inch giga anaconda monster
 
As large as it can be without interfering with comfort
I think that may be 5.5" to 6" for erect length and 5" for erect girth. I have read that guys with 7 inches or bigger often hit the cervix (causes discomfort) and that 5"+ girth is troublesome for blowjobs, anal and you will need a lot of lube and foreplay. Someone even reported that he hit the cervix at 6" or 6.5" so it may just depend on who you're dealing with.
 
"Because of the incelosphere I decided to do a lot of research regarding penis size since there's a lot of misconceptions about it, apparently. From what I have gathered, at 7 inches length you can hit the cervix which for most women isn't pleasurable at all but plain hurtful. And past 5 inches girth you will need lube and foreplay as well. All in all, it sounds like a pain in the ass (no pun intended). I'd rather have an average-sized penis so anything could go. As for petite females; their height is completely irrelevant. It really just varies from female to female and height isn't a factor. Some guy swore that he could use a female's hips to determine if she could take more girth - meaning the wider the hips, the bigger the girth can be - but that's just one guy and we don't know how reliable that could be. Ultimately for truece
This is the biggest cope I have ever seen, who ever said it is completely delusional
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foids definetly orgasm at bigger sizes to a limit. face it seems past 7 inches is likely key factor for orgasm. A chad with 5 inche would likjely cause more orgasms than an incel with a 9
 
8 inches
idk about the girth but it would be thick too
 
Jfl if you’re sub 6 feet penis :feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
Because of the incelosphere I decided to do a lot of research regarding penis size since there's a lot of misconceptions about it, apparently. From what I have gathered, at 7 inches length you can hit the cervix which for most women isn't pleasurable at all but plain hurtful. And past 5 inches girth you will need lube and foreplay as well. All in all, it sounds like a pain in the ass (no pun intended). I'd rather have an average-sized penis so anything could go. As for petite females; their height is completely irrelevant. It really just varies from female to female and height isn't a factor. Some guy swore that he could use a female's hips to determine if she could take more girth - meaning the wider the hips, the bigger the girth can be - but that's just one guy and we don't know how reliable that could be. Ultimately for truecels it's pointless to care about dick size.
This is quite different to what my normie and chadlite friends have told me.

You can generally hit the cervix with 6 inches, but not smash it so it's painful, and with petite girls you can sometimes smash it.

I think lube depends more on the girl, some girls get really wet, so even if they have tight pussies or are generally smaller girls, lube won't be needed.

Also sometimes it's better when u have one of those tight and /or dry ones that need a bit if stretching to not use lube, because the friction and mix of dry/ wet feels really good, or so they say.

As for size I'd go for a Kieran Lee size, able to stretch enough girls, and good straight shape and sonehwere between 7-8 inches.

That said would be good to try having a lex Steele or Dress or Mandingo size BBC just to see how it feels now and again, but yeah would suck that you can't put it all the way in haha
 
Would it matter? Face > all anyway, changing our dick size will not help us ascend.
 
Doesn’t matter. Wouldn’t change a thing about my life.
 
7” length I would be very happy. Wouldn’t get greedy and go for more.
 
9 by 6. Id like.
 
10x7. Or whatever ridiculous length. Would be goat to have like an 8x6 bulge. You could slay off that alone. Massive bulge + grey sweats without underwear
 
There's no point in debating this boyos
 
There's a boomer saying to taunt tallfags in Germany. "God gives every man 2 Meters(6'6"), how he distributes them is up to himself."

I got jewed out of that deal.
getting he 6.5 would be neat.
 
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As big as possible. Terabig dick halo will get me foids and all I want to inflict as much pain and suffering as possible to them
 
8.5 x 5.5 would be probably a good middle between size and being practical.

I'll go with 9x6 though to know I won't feel not huge.
 

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