JFL If you were a bear and saw a human female in the woods, would you fuck her or eat her

[Retardfuel]

Imagine you're a bear
What would you do

 

[ilieknothing]

Fuck first and then eat

 

[Fat Link]

Put some ketchup on the bitch and treat her like a Happy Meal!

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

I would poop on her corpse and then fuck a bear foid since she female bears are less likely to carry STDs and remnant dog semen

 

[Acorn]

Im sitting on her face with my fat bear ass until she's unable to breath. Then i can have a nice peaceful meal without my prey trying to get away or struggle

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Fuck her of course, then play around with her. I wouldn’t hurt her too bad or kill her though because I’d want her to live to tell the story and finally stop all this bearpill nonsense